Well, we beat the case. It was classic. I spent most of the day trying to keep from puking and she spent most of the day actually puking. Luckily when they called her name she was doing dry heaves and able to be present. But yeah, we beat the case and anyone that has ever read me should know what the case was about. We beat it on a search and seizure motion and that was the ticket. Never tell me that good legal council is not the way to survive this fucked up planet.
We got good and ripped immediately after leaving the courtroom. Both of us have been so tense about this for so many months that we have not been able to enjoy life. On the way home (like a 9 hour trip) She had to pee. There was nothing in sight, not even a bush and she had to pee. I am like just pull over here, and just open the doors a certain way it and it will block you. She is like fuck no… oh yeah, she is driving and swerving and holding herself. So finally I believe she is serious and I am not going to find her a place soon enough. I tell her, “Go climb through the slider window of the truck, into the canopy and pee in the dog water bowl (and ice bucket we stole from the motel). She is game. So I have to slide under her and grab the controls of the truck while she climbs out and into the back of the truck. That slider window is skinny man, like I don’t know how she got her ass through it. It is like what they say about a rat, “If a rat can get it’s head in a hole it can slides it’s whole body” and that is how she got her ass through my tiny sliding window. When I slid under her to get control of the truck we were going like 67 miles per hour. She is wearing these really sheer short shorts and I got a bit excited.. I had a hard time letting her go. She said, “Jorge I have to pee you son of a bitch, if you don’t let me go right now you are getting a golden shower”. Well, I am sort of old fashioned and not really into that and I let her go. But what is really funny is that while she was trying to climb though that slider window I kept steering the truck from side to side making it almost impossible for her to get through. I did the same thing when she tried to climb back into the front. We had a cool fun ride home and god damnit we beat the pigs. I know all of you do not like coke, but she beat the pigs at their own game. It cost me about $20k but fuck it. We beat them and get to have sex (again) tonight.
We got good and ripped immediately after leaving the courtroom. Both of us have been so tense about this for so many months that we have not been able to enjoy life. On the way home (like a 9 hour trip) She had to pee. There was nothing in sight, not even a bush and she had to pee. I am like just pull over here, and just open the doors a certain way it and it will block you. She is like fuck no… oh yeah, she is driving and swerving and holding herself. So finally I believe she is serious and I am not going to find her a place soon enough. I tell her, “Go climb through the slider window of the truck, into the canopy and pee in the dog water bowl (and ice bucket we stole from the motel). She is game. So I have to slide under her and grab the controls of the truck while she climbs out and into the back of the truck. That slider window is skinny man, like I don’t know how she got her ass through it. It is like what they say about a rat, “If a rat can get it’s head in a hole it can slides it’s whole body” and that is how she got her ass through my tiny sliding window. When I slid under her to get control of the truck we were going like 67 miles per hour. She is wearing these really sheer short shorts and I got a bit excited.. I had a hard time letting her go. She said, “Jorge I have to pee you son of a bitch, if you don’t let me go right now you are getting a golden shower”. Well, I am sort of old fashioned and not really into that and I let her go. But what is really funny is that while she was trying to climb though that slider window I kept steering the truck from side to side making it almost impossible for her to get through. I did the same thing when she tried to climb back into the front. We had a cool fun ride home and god damnit we beat the pigs. I know all of you do not like coke, but she beat the pigs at their own game. It cost me about $20k but fuck it. We beat them and get to have sex (again) tonight.
