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Stoner4Life

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I agree Hydrosun....as disgusting as this is....the government has no business interfering with how she raises her own kid. Natural selection needs to simply run its course, as harsh as that sounds, because when you give the government the ability to fuck with someone else's life....they can fuck with yours too.

and so with that same mindset we should be able to hand the car keys over to a 10 yr old because he or she needs a box of cereal.......


oh, hadn't noticed you got banned ginger.
 
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I agree with those saying the government should stay the hell out of everybody's life but here is the deal. This lady probably was told several times by the owner of the tanning salon that the policy is 18 and over or whatever. the mom ignored that and let the kid tan anyways. it would be the same as if the kid was doing something else unsafe that wasn't permitted unless you were an adult and the parents just let the kids do it anyways. Better parenting is always the answer in this, less government. I don't know how the government even gets involved that is just ass backwards.

If people were not so self conscious - insecure about their looks and all these girl magazines making girls trip way to hard about the way they look on the outside instead of the way they act on the inside - you may not have all these people going to extremes to "look good".


to each his own though right?

:comfort:"hey your tan looks ridiculous but at least you are a nice person right?"
 

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and as far as the welfare of her child goes? I think everyone can agree that Patricia Krentcil doesn't have a bit of common sense when it comes to tanning. A law was written protecting all children and I guess it's up to people like teachers and school nurses or maybe other concerned family members to bring this to light because dimwits like this see no problem with it.

that fair skinned child should stay the hell out of tanning booths and same with the beach, if she was any whiter we'd be able to see right through her.......

I've been waiting to hear she suffers spontaneous human combustion, if anyone's got a head start on the phenomenon it'd be her.
 
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and as far as the welfare of her child goes? I think everyone can agree that Patricia Krentcil doesn't have a bit of common sense when it comes to tanning. A law was written protecting all children and I guess it's up to people like teachers and school nurses or maybe other concerned family members to bring this to light because dimwits like this see no problem with it.

that fair skinned child should stay the hell out of tanning booths and same with the beach, if she was any whiter we'd be able to see right through her.......

I've been waiting to hear she suffers spontaneous human combustion, if anyone's got a head start on the phenomenon it'd be her.

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one of the "theories" i have read about spontaneous human combustion is that it happens to saints that have somehow not done what god intended .......

i have a feeling St. Dipshit is going to live to a ripe old age in the form of mrs. krentcil

nobody can tell me that god does not have a really bent sense of humor ........ and grow some killer stash

well done mrs. K ! ...... well done
 

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Better parenting is always the answer in this, less government. I don't know how the government even gets involved that is just ass backwards.

"I don't know how the government even gets involved", they got involved because this child showed up at school/daycare with a severe sunburn. When the nutcase that dropped her off looks like a sausage, there should be questions asked, for the safety of the child.

I hate to go all Helen Lovejoy (im more of a Moe Syzlak), but "wont someone please think of the children".

its the saftey net morons like 'tanning mom' need. She should have been wiped out long ago, but vaccines and modern medicine are turning Darwin on his head.
 
its the saftey net morons like 'tanning mom' need. She should have been wiped out long ago, but vaccines and modern medicine are turning Darwin on his head.

what good does it do to continue this trend? help them survive so we can have enough cannon fodder (and blind cheerleaders) for world war 3? people seem to forget with all this modern "prosperity" and touchy-feely 1st world nation stuff that life is a competition....the people you help survive and reproduce despite their own self-limiting stupidity don't owe you shit, and will stab you in the back the minute their survival depends on it.

getting the government involved to interfere with people's lives in the name of "saving" them makes things even worse. its weird how this is a cannabis site full of people negatively affected by the government trying to run their lives (cheered on by the masses, who are glad to see bad people like us put in prison and punished), but when the tables are turned you can't see how you are doing the exact same thing by calling for the government to get involved with this lady? no, we need to be FREE to suffer the consequences of our decisions, and to raise OUR children as WE see fit. otherwise, you open the door to tyranny, no matter your intentions.
 

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I have pulled roaches from the bottom of the ashtray that had a less crispy look than that haggard freak.

Mental illness for $2000, please Alex.

Her poor kids.
 

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and so with that same mindset we should be able to hand the car keys over to a 10 yr old because he or she needs a box of cereal.......


a 10 year old can kill you with a car.
not much a 10 year old can do to kill you with a tanning bed ;)
 
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Mabye she was cloning...

Mabye she was cloning...

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she looks like she's been basted in soy sauce and brown sugar. she should throw a can of coke in, make some redeye gravy.
 

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I hear a lot of hate in this thread. Most likely fat ugly dorks wishing they had this kind of coloring to their skin.

Realllly?!?!?!? Hahahahahahahah come on man.... And you got 3 thumbs up for this comment??!?!? Reallly?!?!?!?...
 

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N.J. tanning mom inspires action figure

Patricia Krentcil rose to national prominence last week when she appeared in court to face charges that she put her 6-year-old daughter in a tanning booth.

Now, after being interviewed on "Good Morning America," lampooned by New York tabloids and spoofed on "Saturday Night Live," New Jersey's orange-skinned wonder is receiving an honor usually reserved for super heroes — she has been immortalized as an action figure.

HeroBuilders.com, a Connecticut-based doll maker that bills itself as "The Last American Toy Company," offers custom action figures and some likenesses of newsworthy figures. Their latest is the Tanorexic doll, a plastic female figure boasting a burnt sienna face and golden hair.

The doll, which will cost fans of Krentcil a cool $30, reuses the body from HeroBuilder's Sarah Palin action figure, according to CNN. The company was created in 2002 by Emil Vicale, and originally only sold George W. Bush dolls, according to its history page.

The site offers other action figures, such as a gun-toting President Obama, Kate and Pippa Middleton in their royal wedding wear, and one of a generic cast member on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, which cautions collectors: "ONLY 1000 units will be made Of this Big Lipped, Implant Wearing, Botox faced Conniving Evil Witch."









a 10 year old can kill you with a car.
not much a 10 year old can do to kill you with a tanning bed ;)

gosh, and I actually thought we were talking about the welfare of the child here, my point being a child could harm itself with access to either.......
 

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‘Tanning Mom’ Patricia Krentcil ~ She’s In Talks For Reality Show, Would Do Playboy

‘Tanning Mom’ Patricia Krentcil ~ She’s In Talks For Reality Show, Would Do Playboy

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05...or-reality-tv-show-would-do-playboy-if-asked/


yeah right, this fuckin' mutt's delusional.......


Patricia Krentcil, the Nutley, N.J. woman dubbed the “tanning mom” due to her very tanned complexion, recently told reporters for gossip site TMZ that people are interested in her for a reality TV show.

“There are a couple of people that want me,” Krentcil told reporters.

Krentcil then said, “Of course” when asked about doing Playboy. She then struck a pose for the camera.

Krentcil made headlines last week after police said she put her 6-year-old daughter in a tanning bed. Krentcil pleaded not guilty to child endangerment charges following her arrest last month in Nutley.

“That child was never in that tanning booth,” her attorney John D. Caruso said. “She loves her child more than her own life and would never ever allow her child to go inside that tanning bed.”

Krentcil has denied putting her daughter in a tanning booth and blasted people who call her a bad mom.

“There’s somebody out there my whole life that doesn’t like me because they’re jealous, they’re fat and they’re ugly,” she said.

Krentcil is due back in court on the child endangerment charge next month.

As far as posing in the nude, TMZ reported a Playboy source said, “It wouldn’t even be considered…Simply put — Tanning Mom just isn’t Playboy material.”
 

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