Totally bizarre New Jersey 'Tanning Mom'

[ShroomDr]

1983

She looks like my avatar!


-

 

[SecretGardener]

I'm from jersey, I can attest those ppl are FUCKED up.

 

[187020]

Staten Island checking in

Staten Island checking in

 

[rives]

1983

View Image

She looks like my avatar!


-

Holy shit, that was a rough 30 years.

 

[SpasticGramps]

A few years ago a few of us went to the beach in the Florida panhandle. There was one girl with us who looked almost like this wacko. The kicker is we were chilling at the beach and she said she needed to go find a tanning salon because she never missed tanning.

WTF?!?! LOL. Narcissism can be deadly disease.

 

[SacredTHCRitual]

the really crazy thing about this entire thing, she actually thinks she looks "good".


same thing with all these other leather skin looking people, they think they look great. I'm all for a little color and melanin in your skin, looks healthy, but this kind of mentality is just over kill. Everyone thinks you look ridiculous and are probably very anxious and insecure about yourself. please do not project this attitude onto your kids. thanks


anyone get the idea these people wana just look like their purses? lol

 

[yesum]

I hear a lot of hate in this thread. Most likely fat ugly dorks wishing they had this kind of coloring to their skin.

 

[greenmatter]

I hear a lot of hate in this thread. Most likely fat ugly dorks wishing they had this kind of coloring to their skin.

i'll have you know that i am neither fat nor ugly ........ but i am not dorky enough to want to do some stupid shit like that to my body unless it was because i spent so much time at the beach that i actually earned it.

i do hate snookie ....... sorry

 

[1and1]

I knew a pretty young girl who started getting close to this. It was like an addiction. It took a friend intervening to get her to stop tanning. She thought she looked good. She actually was pretty damn hot before she started looking all freaky from so many tanning sessions.

 

[dagnabit]

why is this news?

who gives a shit really?

 

[187020]

 

[greenmatter]

^^^^^^ thanks Craven !!!!

when you see them side by side it is no longer a toss up ........... more like a toss off (but at least i will resect myself in the morning

 

[ShroomDr]

I hear a lot of hate in this thread. Most likely fat ugly dorks wishing they had this kind of coloring to their skin.

YOU READ or SEE a lot of hate...

If youre going to complain about people, at least try to make sense.

Oompa Loompa went out in 71' John Boehner thinks shes gone too far.

 

[mrcreosote]

bwahahaha

Snookie and Cookie.
Gals for Guidos.

 

[teemu shalanie]

Man I would toss a pail of h20 on that crispy cracky hoe while she in the tan bed , put her out of her misery....
TS

 

[187020]

Crispy skin ... Moist and juicy inside

Crispy skin ... Moist and juicy inside

I'd love a little taste...after a fewbeers

 

[Hydrosun]

now that's burnt, not tanned. crazy people, probably the child will pick up the habit too, and that's sad.

It is true that children pick up really stupid shit from their parents RELIGION springs to mind immediately, HOWEVER who the fuck cares if a mom tans their kid or makes them be stupid little dance princesses?

Doesn't the government have more pressing priorities for their LAWS?

Really NJ must be 100% crime free by now.

 

[gingerale]

I agree Hydrosun....as disgusting as this is....the government has no business interfering with how she raises her own kid. Natural selection needs to simply run its course, as harsh as that sounds, because when you give the government the ability to fuck with someone else's life....they can fuck with yours too.

 

[longearedfriend]

shit

I don't even wanna read the article because I feel so sorry for her.
None the less she shouldn't feel to bad, it's happened to Ross too

I think I would offer her a pity **** none the less.

Originally Posted by yesum
I hear a lot of hate in this thread. Most likely fat ugly dorks wishing they had this kind of coloring to their skin.

I agree that there can be hurtful/negative stuff that comes out of the tip of the fingers of some of the members (probably me too) but what about calling people fat ugly dorks ?

 

[stonedstoner]

happened to kramer in that one seinfeld episode too. and hes dating a black chick and he showa up to meet her family after he fell asleep in a tanning bed and then the family thinks he is black.