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I had a effed' spider dream!

Bennyweed1

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Well everyone as the title describes I had a weird spider dream....well I think it was a dream.

I went to bed really high last night...it was about 4:45am and I sprang out of bed from a dead sleep. I thought I opened my eyes and looked about 5 inches from my face and saw this huge hairy spider on my blankets right by my face.

I shot out of bed....I stood there all disorientated not knowing if I really just saw what I think I saw or was dreaming. I searched my bed high and low, I didnt find the spider but I was spooked to go back into the bed....

It just felt so real, my heart was beating fast, I literally thought I saw it but I am not sure if I was just dreaming. Like the spider was fucking scary looking too, one nasty son' of a bitch.

I have never shot out of bed like that before and I stood there for about 5 minutes not knowing if it really happened or not.

Has this every happened to anyone else...at least something similar? It doesnt have to be a spider....

It is kind of bothering me because I just dont know if it happened or not. I literally flew out of bed from a dead sleep and was ready to go.
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Stoner4Life

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that was no dream bro, that bastard is real.



I don't dream anymore and especially not when really high, how 'bout you? I'd go to the local pet store and buy a couple of lizards, if they wind up dead move the fuck out.......



 

Bennyweed1

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damn it I hope it wasnt real.....Im all worried again because Im laying in this same damn bed chilling on my lab top afraid to go to bed. Hence it is 5:13am cst.

Im literally not sure..

I was in a dead sleep, there would be no way I could have seen the thing that vividly unless it was a dream...my own mind playing a trick on me. But it like literally put me into fight or flight, what the fuck is my mind thinking?

Did it sense some danger or something?!?! Crazy shit I tell you....crazy..
 

Stoner4Life

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it was probably just a tickle on the tip of your nose and your mind made you dream up your worst nightmare, now shut up & go to sleep....... with one eye open.

:tongue:
 

bombadil.360

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why don't you check your room very well? if there are spiders that big nesting in there, there should be visible signs; webs etc... check cracks and places ideal for nesting.

if it is a lost spider, it should be hanging around in random places and should be easy to find.

if you do not find anything at all, you had a vivid dream and you can resume with your rest.

good luck!
 

Bennyweed1

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why don't you check your room very well? if there are spiders that big nesting in there, there should be visible signs; webs etc... check cracks and places ideal for nesting.

if it is a lost spider, it should be hanging around in random places and should be easy to find.

if you do not find anything at all, you had a vivid dream and you can resume with your rest.

good luck!

Wow your a spider expert. So your telling me if this little creep is real, he will still be near????

Ohhhh shitt...im totally fucked now. He is probably going to do it again.


I hater spiders...When I was in Korea I saw the nastiest scariest looking spiders I ever seen and it stuck in my head.
 

Stoner4Life

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I hater spiders...When I was in Korea I saw the nastiest scariest looking spiders I ever seen and it stuck in my head.

and so is it any surprise you brought that spider back here w/you?

a study was done on behalf of some Hollywood studios in regards as to what creeped guys out the most, it was spiders and webs.......

 
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OrganicBuds

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Did the spider step on your vagina? JK, you know I had to. Remember, that spider is scared shit-less of you. You big human, spider little bug, big human wins.
 

mrcreosote

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Nighty- night.
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Stoner4Life

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Brown Recluse spider
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Brown Recluse spider bite
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that brown recluse looks like any other fuzzy little brown mottled web-slingers you've seen hanging around, maybe it is.......
 

PhenoMenal

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Spiders are scared shitless of humans, they don't go out of their way to bite us - all bites are defensive. The biggest things spiders are interested in are mice. If you find a spider in your house just capture it (its soooo easy) and release it out in your backyard. Spiders are a very, VERY important part of the food chain and environment - we _NEED_ them.
 

Sour Deez

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Spiders are scared shitless of humans, they don't go out of their way to bite us - all bites are defensive. The biggest things spiders are interested in are mice. If you find a spider in your house just capture it (its soooo easy) and release it out in your backyard. Spiders are a very, VERY important part of the food chain and environment - we _NEED_ them.

fuuuuuuuck that. that little bastard will make its way back in. I did that before with a praying mantis, but a spider is dead right away, i wont let it leave my sight till its dunzo.
 

supermanlives

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i had a tarantula sp? crawl up my leg while trout fishing once. freeked me out even tho i like spiders. was sitting in my chair drinking a beer . looked down and about knee level was a bigass spider. there is all kinds of black widows on my property. never been bit yet . i have had quite a few crawl on me. i just brush them off lightly.
 

OvergrowingKiwi

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Bennyweed1

It's highly plausible you had what is known amongst medical & psychiatric circles as a "night terror".

Google it my friend.

Look at the facts:
Has there ever been a spider in your bed before?
Has there ever been a spider in your room before?

Chances are its just your mind playing tricks and nothing to be concerned about. Theres no spider and your'e not going crazy.

If they become more than a one off occurrence they could become a problem for you.
Some say they can be a sign of excessive stress in your life.
 

devilgoob

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one time I told my girlfriend I was afraid of spiders...

there was a huge one just sitting there. "kill it!" she said.

lol. I said I was gonna give it a kiss. So once I start kissing the spider it tries to move so I kiss it so it doesn't move....BUT it still starts to move....so I had to stop kissing it.

Another time a wolf spider was on my leg. It was weighty. Like tarantula size, but with longer legs. I was in a kayak. So I ask the instructor what I should do about the spider.

He says "grab it real quick and throw it" .....I grab it as fast as I can and I drop it or something because nothing came out of my hand! I fluttered like a SEAL out of that kayak and into the water. There's no denying I literally jumped off my ass into the water!
 

flubnutz

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this black hairy leg little body spider about 2/3" was in my place, and i took a shower then noticed he was in there. he ran along the wall, over to the shower nozzle pipe, ran down the pipe to the edge of the nozzle looking right at me like he was at the edge of niagara falls. if he stuck a leg down he would have went schlup right on me. i look in the shower after, he was laying in the grout, looked like he was taking a long soak LOL
 

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