Found the love of my life in a directory!

[longearedfriend]

I don't like my wife to have friends, so if I was her husband, and you came around snooping,
you would find yourself fed to these guys

just kidding
go get her boy, you know you want to

 

[Hubbleman]

Well i wrote a small neat letter.

Paid 20 quid for 192 membership...

There is only one problem, 192 is not the hard physical address of people, no, it is electoral memos, and they have her living at this address since, hear this - from 2006 till 2007, for only 2 years.

Well, there can only be one Miss classmate, her actual name living with the same name at this little town, so i am pretty sure it is ... was her actual address.

Gonna send a letter anyway, with a cover, asking if she does not live there at present, to forward the note to her

 

[walt cunningham]

she puts the lotion on the skin

 

[HueJass]

Wow, creepy stuff in here. She puts the lotion in the fucking basket!

 

[bombadil.360]

Hubble, come on man, are you trying to pull a Yummy on us? you know you cannot compete with the king Yums.

 

[Hubbleman]

If im right about 2012 im gonna make you my bitch lol

 

[bombadil.360]

but I thought you had already found the love of your life? plus I'm already taken, but thanks for the offer, well, it is a creepy offer, but gotta be polite, right?

 

[Hubbleman]

ohh i didnt mean it in that direction


more like you will be my bong cleaning, bud trimming guy

 

[bombadil.360]

oh thank goodness. so how did you mean it? you want to actually transform me into a female dog? that sounds scary and I dunno if I'd want; I could be a very annoying female dog too, barking all day and night and shit like that, destroying couches, and I could potentially ruin your new hard-wood floors with my paws. think about it

edit: didn't catch your edit there... I'm a good bong cleaner and a good trimmer, you'll have to pay me good though, and you'd have to re-locate to my location too.

 

[Hubbleman]

* "non slip vinyl surface" floor

 

[bombadil.360]

oh yeah, darn, you got me there, lousy memory sometimes.

btw, are non-slip vinyl surfaces made out of old vinyl records of abba or any other sort of disco music?

how would that interfere with communications with the cherubims if so?

 

[walt cunningham]

you should ask her what kind of lotion she uses, then send her a case

 

[bombadil.360]

walt, and one bottle out of the case should be half-empty, with a note attached to it that reads: thinking of you

 

[HueJass]

Oddly enough a special someone was just doing a little research a couple of months back on some new skin products, see here:

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=229584

If that's not creepy I'm not sure what is.

 

[walt cunningham]

yea i was hoping more would have gotten the connection i was trying to make, tehehe

 

[Hubbleman]

mate, face moisturiser is the shit

obviously your not stressed/hard enough if u dont need on

 

[HueJass]

Hubble, aren't you blow drier guy as well?

 

[Hubbleman]

nope, much more harder than that

 

[HueJass]

no really, you weren't the guy who asked if it was ok to blow dry his plants?

 

[Smoke_A_Lot]

no really, you weren't the guy who asked if it was ok to blow dry his plants?

HAHA! Fucking classical..