What's new

Those DAMN Ninja's!!!!!

krunchbubble

Dear Haters, I Have So Much More For You To Be Mad
Veteran
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/26/california-marijuana-delivery-man-says-was-robbed-by-ninjas/

Police in southern California were investigating Monday a man's claim that he was robbed by two ninjas while he was delivering medical marijuana.
The unidentified man told police that he was making a delivery Friday night in West Covina, Calif., when he was approached by two men in ninja costumes with masks covering their faces, KTLA-TV reported.
He said the two robbers brandished batons, causing the delivery man to flee and drop a bag filled with marijuana and money. The ninjas grabbed the bag and fled the scene.
West Covina Police Department Sgt. Travis Tibbets said the two men were still at large Monday and no arrests have been made....

i beat the shit out of a dude, who thought he was a ninja. punched his teeth through both lips....
 
Last edited:

supermanlives

Active member
Veteran
lot of wanna be ninjas. blah they atleast needed a few chinese stars. i once had a dude throw one at me . it didnt go well for him. they were originally used in hand to hand and as a distraction. you aint killing anyone with one without experience and luck.unless its the size of a circular saw blade.dont get me going on the chucks
 

Aerohead

space gardener
Veteran
Yes, I look out for Ninjas when I am out after dark around here.. Careful walking under trees, don't take the alleys, ect...
 
G

gloryoskie

I love ninjas.

Headline from the Onion:
"Ninja parade slips through town unnoticed."
 

TrevorLahey

New member
real ninjas would have taken him out jacked his shit and left the scene leaving the victim wondering what the fuck just happened.. so basically op got lucky, because if it was a real ninja he would have got his teeth down his throat lol.
 

TrevorLahey

New member
They weren't green were they?

happy-i-see-what-you-did-there.png
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
Veteran
haha i read about this....ninjas are badass, the scene from "last samurai" where tom cruise kills them all is total bullshit.
 

Snoopster

Active member
Veteran
lot of wanna be ninjas. blah they atleast needed a few chinese stars. i once had a dude throw one at me . it didnt go well for him. they were originally used in hand to hand and as a distraction. you aint killing anyone with one without experience and luck.unless its the size of a circular saw blade.dont get me going on the chucks


1424221750_Cool_Story_Bro_Tell_it_again_answer_1.jpg
 
Top