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The RANT and VENT thread....

castout

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I am starting this thread because occasinally I like to RANT, or VENT about shit that bothers me...and I don't like when people tell me to stop RANTING!!!!! Sometimes, it is good to get stuff off your chest. My RANT today is COLD SORES!!!!! I have one on my lip...yes, it is part of the herpes zoster virus, but so is shingles and chicken pox!!!!I have been getting them since I was little....and been made so much fun of, when I was a kid.....and because I had leukemia, I was the bald kid, with sores on her lips...yeah, it was tough, but so was I, lol. I hate when people mistakenly assume that I am a slut, cause I get cold sores. It is a very painful thing, that can happen when you are sick, or stressed out. There is a difference between the cold sores I get, and herpes on your genital area. If I were to give a blow job when I have a cold sore, I can indeed transfer my cold sore, to TOH's genitals. So I stay away when I have a cold sore, lol......I couldn't imagine having this cold sore, down there??????? Anyway, I hate when I get these damn cold sores, it always bodes ill for me...means my immune system isn't working so great. When you have had cancer, and bone marrow transplants, you always watch for any signs that something is amiss.....usually I end up with the worst cold/flu, then I get better. Anyone else that needs to rant....feel free.................
 

castout

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Oh, and when I catch peeps staring at my cold sores, I like to fuck with'em just a bit......I will actually get real close to them, and tell them to look closely, and they can see a smill torso with 2 arms coming out of my lip.....but they have to look real close, in order to see the PARASITIC TWIN, lol......I tell them the docs are planning on removing it soon, and that most peeps that have a parasitic twin, have them inside the brain or stomach, and they need to have them surgically removed, but mine was absorbed into my face, and has just recently started growing, but the docs say it will be an easy separation.......not one person has ever questioned me, lol...they believe it hook, line, and sinker!!!!!! I love punking people, lol!!!!!!!
 

SpayceRayce

Member
My Mom calls her reoccurring sore a "whore blossom".

My Mom can be a real peach sometimes.

My rant is against weasels. Weasels will whisper shit behind your back, but look down and shuffle their feet in front of you. This is the internet, if you can't stand and be honest in print, then hang yourself NOW. Give credit where it is due, but hiding and throwing stones is pussy move.
 

supermanlives

Active member
Veteran
my rant is people with cold sores that complain when i wont passs them the joint. lol only messing with ya
 
F

Fastcast

People that only take,and never give!Women that forced themselves on you in school,and out.
 
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guest86120975

People who bitch about every god damn thing under the sun...small, insignificant things. Usually women, no offense
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
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I've got a mouse in my house, an active little fucker that must've seen a glue trap somewhere else in its life before, it won't step in either I've put out. I went and bought a package of Victor brand traps, one with peanut butter will end its career.......

 

milo_xxx

Stress Tester/Plant Torturer
Veteran
My wife almost constantly has cold sores.. from stress.... :(

usually when she claims to really want to suck it.... :comfort:
but in over 10yrs we have been together.... we have not spent more then 10 nights seperated... and that was because of both our seperate hospital stays and surgeries... feels a little strange .... because I know lots of people would think it is cRaZy.... but... I can not imagine my life without her....

I would probably be a deviant serial killer.... seriously though. I would have been killing stupid people.....

but it is never to late! mwahahahahahaha! :biglaugh:
 

SpayceRayce

Member
My wife almost constantly has cold sores.. from stress.... :(

usually when she claims to really want to suck it.... :comfort:
Think of it like Disneyland. Just because the Information Center and Tunnel of Love are closed for renovations, the Log Slide is usually open for business. Just sayin'. Even a miniputt has more than 1 hole to play around on. :blowbubbles:
 

dansbuds

Retired from the workforce Bullshit
ICMag Donor
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Piss & moan all ya want castout ..... i've been married for 31 years .... i'm ammune to it now :)




J/K :laughing::laughing:
I've been know to pitch a bitch myself now & then so have at it girl :dance013:
 

milo_xxx

Stress Tester/Plant Torturer
Veteran
Think of it like Disneyland. Just because the Information Center and Tunnel of Love are closed for renovations, the Log Slide is usually open for business. Just sayin'. Even a miniputt has more than 1 hole to play around on. :blowbubbles:

Yeah.... cept thats not the case....

they are all closed for renovations... :badday: most of the yr at this point... :comfort:

I can count on one hand how many times she has given me head in the past 18mos.... and I am a man who enjoys his head. :bigeye:

the "Log Slide" is closed indefinitely... :noway:

and if I am lucky I get the "other ride" once or twice a month... but such is life... you know... can't get any strange... too ugly. :D :wave:
......... most times I can not even get a handy....
 

SpayceRayce

Member
Yeah.... cept thats not the case....

they are all closed for renovations... :badday: most of the yr at this point... :comfort:

I can count on one hand how many times she has given me head in the past 18mos.... and I am a man who enjoys his head. :bigeye:

and if I am lucky I get the "Log Slide" once or twice a month... but such is life... you know... can't get any strange... too ugly. :D :wave:
I know the song well, "I'm a happily married man". Rather have none than some strange, just the way I've learned life goes best. Hope she's feelin' better soon, if ya can't hit it all the time, hit it well the times you can.
 

trichrider

Kiss My Ring
Veteran
i'd like to rant about the prospects life has presented. like laboring 35 years for someone elses bottom line.
we were led to believe that maintaining credit, meeting notes, and saving for retirement meant an easier transition into the golden years...
but due to deregulation and chicanery by banks and the supposed protection from government entities, no longer do i possess the American Dream. i am in debt; although i have money in the bank to eliminate it, the government wants 30% to withdraw what i would need.
cannot work, SNAP offered $27. a month in charity, prices are skyrocketing and the FED continues to devaluate everyfucking thing by printing money without backing.
The DEA wants to incarcerate me, DHS wants to spirit me away to Lord knows who knows where with complicity from NDAA, my taxes are used to kill innocent peoples in far away lands, the Media wants me to remain in the dark about the reasons for the FEMA camps, and the UN is forcing Agenda 21 down an unsuspecting publics throat.

the hopelessness i feel for the future is compounded by the two wonderful grandchildren who will bear the brunt of the austerity to come...so much for the pursuit of happiness and the illusion of freedom to enjoy it!

i enjoyed what i thought was a damned good standard of living, was i deprived of this because of circumstance? well, partly...while i trusted in a higher power, the lowlife in the world was raping me and mine.

best to enjoy your percieved freedoms before they are written out of wiki.

and fuck the alphabet agencies!
 
You know what the fuck bothers me?........Friday was outside wearing shorts without a shirt, and this morning I wake up and its snowing!
 

TLoft13

Member
I am starting this thread because occasinally I like to RANT, or VENT about shit that bothers me...and I don't like when people tell me to stop RANTING!!!!! Sometimes, it is good to get stuff off your chest. My RANT today is COLD SORES!!!!!
It only took me this long to realize you're a woman. My near-psychic abilities continue to astound me.
 

Snoopster

Active member
Veteran
Bears.

fuck them

They are not so cute and majestic when they are ripping your face off and devouring it.

and moose, fuck them too, they are vicious and kill more people than bears (but they are not capable of ripping your face off)
 

DarthFader1

Member
Veteran
I have so much anger for so many things im afraid if i vented even 5% on here i would be insta-banned from IC.

Today's little gem was I had a free gourmet burger owed to me from my local gourmet burger chain because they previously supplied me with a stone cold chicken burger. So i had rung up and complained about 2weeks ago and the manager had "written it in his book".

I ring up today to claim my burger after id been drinking beer and fantasizing about how amazing this burger would be... and these whores tell me there's no records of any such thing. Big fucking surprise.. Shit like this fucks me off hard because it's the principle, the $15 rip off burger i don't even care about but this whore burger chain which has made millions btw just doesn't give a fuck and is run by people with down syndrome.

I ended up just hanging up on the retarded manager before i unleashed on him...

I do not tolerate stupid people even for one second..

Darth:)
 
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