Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?
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haha whot you guys talking bout... never heard of it nor has google... but hell do i want to find out whot it is
haha whot you guys talking bout... never heard of it nor has google... but hell do i want to find out whot it is
Seriously, it's a MMJ site! Not a dating site!
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Make sure you read the URL!
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vonforne
haha whot you guys talking bout... never heard of it nor has google... but hell do i want to find out whot it is
We´re a little slow aren´t we? How many seats did the short bus have? LMAO
This is a joke thread. LOL
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lol... i was very high ystd... hadnt smoked for weeks... - hope that excuse counts lol... bless
Do not fold spindle or mutilate.......
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vonforne
that´s ok. we let you go for a while to see if you would catch on..............
that reminds me........smoke time.........hmmmmmmm i received a gift a while back. looks like it is TO time.
roll, roll, roll a joint pass it down the line..........
Swami, be warned long post seeking guildence.
As is my custom when i let our dogs out to do their business I go out with them. For one we have coyotes that could eat my dogs and two that is where I take my medicine.
When out with the dogs and puffing away. I see lights in the sky. The lights were in the outline of a cigar, but aligned vertically instead of horizontal. I figured it was a reflection off a nearby lake, but being curious I went out on my deck several more times to see if I could identify the object. Eventually my wife went to bed, the dogs were sleeping but I had an urge to keep gawking.
It was late when I thought I might have solved the mystery. The moon was rising from the east, I was looking west, and the moon light was reflecting off the lake onto a cloud bank. As the moon rose the light got bigger and the position shifted closer to the moon. I figured the light and the moon would shift positions after they passed each other.
But to my surprise when they both aligned vertically, a beam of light from the heavens enveloped me. What happened next is not totally clear. But I awoke 78 hours later in a hotel in Butt Crack AR. My genitals were shaved and I had a tattoo that said patron rules. I am now having reoccurring dreams about large sexually deviant animals that turn into somewhat female forms.
What I'm asking is for swami's advice for explaining all this to a skeptical wife. Any direction would be appreciated.....your devoted servant......scrappy
As is my custom when i let our dogs out to do their business I go out with them. For one we have coyotes that could eat my dogs and two that is where I take my medicine.
When out with the dogs and puffing away. I see lights in the sky. The lights were in the outline of a cigar, but aligned vertically instead of horizontal. I figured it was a reflection off a nearby lake, but being curious I went out on my deck several more times to see if I could identify the object. Eventually my wife went to bed, the dogs were sleeping but I had an urge to keep gawking.
It was late when I thought I might have solved the mystery. The moon was rising from the east, I was looking west, and the moon light was reflecting off the lake onto a cloud bank. As the moon rose the light got bigger and the position shifted closer to the moon. I figured the light and the moon would shift positions after they passed each other.
But to my surprise when they both aligned vertically, a beam of light from the heavens enveloped me. What happened next is not totally clear. But I awoke 78 hours later in a hotel in Butt Crack AR. My genitals were shaved and I had a tattoo that said patron rules. I am now having reoccurring dreams about large sexually deviant animals that turn into somewhat female forms.
What I'm asking is for swami's advice for explaining all this to a skeptical wife. Any direction would be appreciated.....your devoted servant......scrappy
Well first of all...Fuck!
Lemme compose myself for the direct channel of enlightenment of the Sadhus saints to come to me in order to solve this extreme issue of planetary traveler's visiting your balls.
Clearly you have genetic material worth taking to other planets....this should be considered a gift. Even though you can't go to other planets...your DNA can help to repair a probable alien world in need of fresh genetic material to strengthen their weak and 'advanced'..(ha ha)...civilization with 'new blood'.
As for the wife...you are on your own with that my friend.
Swami k~
Lemme compose myself for the direct channel of enlightenment of the Sadhus saints to come to me in order to solve this extreme issue of planetary traveler's visiting your balls.
Clearly you have genetic material worth taking to other planets....this should be considered a gift. Even though you can't go to other planets...your DNA can help to repair a probable alien world in need of fresh genetic material to strengthen their weak and 'advanced'..(ha ha)...civilization with 'new blood'.
As for the wife...you are on your own with that my friend.
Swami k~
hey swami,
fuck off, eh?
fuck off, eh?
I fuck off as much as possible....Babylon cuts into my fuck off time though. Nonetheless, I crack the whip on the poopy-pantz breeders everyday man...everyday...
Swami K~
Swami K~
Dear Swami,*
I have an urgent need to contact you before the change of the calendar year, soon to be thrust upon our mortal earth bound souls. *I'm sure you know, but I have been channeling Edger Casey, *( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Cayce ) and his spirit has allowed me to contact the river of universal truth. (very similar to Reverend Swami's acorn nectar, (a division of swami goo lmt))*
Anyway it turns out the Mayans were right, but due to un expected clouds obscuring their sun dials, they miscalculated the dates. Recent analysts seem to agree that the earth is scheduled to end on super bowl sunday, *2013. Swami with my help, we, *you and your deviness, i, we, us, can can prevent some of that from happening.*
The method of destruction is evil incarnate. The dark side is using Fox News (true and balanced ) to send a death ray to listeners. Swami I implore you, do not let your flock to watch or listen to Fox News. As you must know the first sign was the republicans eating themselves all zombi /ghanham (sp?) style as has been taken place but not widely reported by the lame stream media
*I also more discreetly urge you to divest your holding with the Rupert Murdock machine, the Monsanto GMO product line, *and flesh lite auto jack lmt. *(*http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=876808 )*
When the sheet hits thee fan, the lame stream media will be looking for scapegoats, n truthyness, n shit. Best to put those holdings in a trust established by *my firm, DU, We, *Cheatum, & How. ( market changes are not absolute so balances can and do fluctuate widely) *
Your loyal and devoted serpent.........
I have an urgent need to contact you before the change of the calendar year, soon to be thrust upon our mortal earth bound souls. *I'm sure you know, but I have been channeling Edger Casey, *( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Cayce ) and his spirit has allowed me to contact the river of universal truth. (very similar to Reverend Swami's acorn nectar, (a division of swami goo lmt))*
Anyway it turns out the Mayans were right, but due to un expected clouds obscuring their sun dials, they miscalculated the dates. Recent analysts seem to agree that the earth is scheduled to end on super bowl sunday, *2013. Swami with my help, we, *you and your deviness, i, we, us, can can prevent some of that from happening.*
The method of destruction is evil incarnate. The dark side is using Fox News (true and balanced ) to send a death ray to listeners. Swami I implore you, do not let your flock to watch or listen to Fox News. As you must know the first sign was the republicans eating themselves all zombi /ghanham (sp?) style as has been taken place but not widely reported by the lame stream media
*I also more discreetly urge you to divest your holding with the Rupert Murdock machine, the Monsanto GMO product line, *and flesh lite auto jack lmt. *(*http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=876808 )*
When the sheet hits thee fan, the lame stream media will be looking for scapegoats, n truthyness, n shit. Best to put those holdings in a trust established by *my firm, DU, We, *Cheatum, & How. ( market changes are not absolute so balances can and do fluctuate widely) *
Your loyal and devoted serpent.........
Capt.Cheeze1 is dead...his incarnation of Swami Kushendez has gone into seclusion until it is time for release of said genetic magical's.
I can however directly channel Swami's thoughts via trans-telepathic communication....let me see if he'll answer the phone.....
Okay...here's the deal man..I understand you are troubled by the world that surrounds you,and that the evil's of the modern society are affecting your flow.
Lets look at these graphics here....the function of the 'Shivpindi'
1. Emitting waves of Knowledge, Devotion and renunciation
Predominantly 'sattva' waves of knowledge, 'raja' waves of devotion and 'tama' waves of Renunciation (Vairagya) are emitted by the 'Shivpindi'. During Mahashivratri, the emission increases by 30 percent.
2. Emission of subtle vibrations of chaitanya, bliss and peace
The 'Shivpindi' emits subtle vibrations of chaitanya, bliss and peace. During the Mahashivratri, the emission increases by 25 percent. This helps purify the subtle-body of one who worships the Shivpindi on this day. The 'sun' or the 'moon' channels in the body get activated as per necessity. The capacity to absorb the sattvaguna and chaitanya also increases. Due to the presence of the unmanifest Shiva principle in the Shivpindi and the vibrations of peace emitted, the Shivpindi remains cool and the mind too experiences peace. Worship of Shivpindi with devotion, activates the dormant Shiva principle. An offering of puffed rice and milk reaches Lord Shiva in the subtle form.
3. Receiving the 'tarak or marak tatva (element)' as required
There is a confluence of the manifest and the unmanifest elements along with the 'tarak and marak tatva' in the Shivpindi. (Tarak = Saviour; Marak = Destroyer). That is how worshipers receive the required element. The temperature of the Shivpindi increases due to the emission of the marak tatva and there one experiences bliss. Similarly, when the tarak tatva is emitted, the temperature drops and one experiences peace and bliss.
Bilvapatra contains 2% Shiva tatva. By offering bilvapatra to the Shivpindi on Mahashivratri, the manifest Shiva tatva near the stalk of the bilvapatra gets activated. Due to this, waves of chaitanya as well as Shiva tatva are emitted by the bilvapatra. The bilvapatra attracts 20% of the Shiva tatva present in the Shivpindi towards itself. By immersing this bilvapatra in water or by placing it in grains, the Shiva tatva present in the bilvapatra is transmitted to them. The Shiva tatva in the bilvapatra is activated to a larger extent on Mondays when it transmits 10% of the Shiva tatva and sattvikta. On other days only 1% of the Shiva tatva is activated in the bilvapatra.
Bilvarchan
Offering bilvapatra to the Shivpindi and chanting the mantra 'Om Namah Shivaya' with each offering is known as bilvarchan. Continue offering the bilvapatra until the pindi is completely covered. Offer the bilvapatra from the lower part of the pindi. By starting from the feet of the idol, more benefit is derived and the idol can be covered completely.
HTH....YMMV...happy growing in 2013 from Swami's part-time telepathic transcriber
Gascanastan
I can however directly channel Swami's thoughts via trans-telepathic communication....let me see if he'll answer the phone.....
Okay...here's the deal man..I understand you are troubled by the world that surrounds you,and that the evil's of the modern society are affecting your flow.
Lets look at these graphics here....the function of the 'Shivpindi'
1. Emitting waves of Knowledge, Devotion and renunciation
Predominantly 'sattva' waves of knowledge, 'raja' waves of devotion and 'tama' waves of Renunciation (Vairagya) are emitted by the 'Shivpindi'. During Mahashivratri, the emission increases by 30 percent.
2. Emission of subtle vibrations of chaitanya, bliss and peace
The 'Shivpindi' emits subtle vibrations of chaitanya, bliss and peace. During the Mahashivratri, the emission increases by 25 percent. This helps purify the subtle-body of one who worships the Shivpindi on this day. The 'sun' or the 'moon' channels in the body get activated as per necessity. The capacity to absorb the sattvaguna and chaitanya also increases. Due to the presence of the unmanifest Shiva principle in the Shivpindi and the vibrations of peace emitted, the Shivpindi remains cool and the mind too experiences peace. Worship of Shivpindi with devotion, activates the dormant Shiva principle. An offering of puffed rice and milk reaches Lord Shiva in the subtle form.
3. Receiving the 'tarak or marak tatva (element)' as required
There is a confluence of the manifest and the unmanifest elements along with the 'tarak and marak tatva' in the Shivpindi. (Tarak = Saviour; Marak = Destroyer). That is how worshipers receive the required element. The temperature of the Shivpindi increases due to the emission of the marak tatva and there one experiences bliss. Similarly, when the tarak tatva is emitted, the temperature drops and one experiences peace and bliss.
Bilvapatra contains 2% Shiva tatva. By offering bilvapatra to the Shivpindi on Mahashivratri, the manifest Shiva tatva near the stalk of the bilvapatra gets activated. Due to this, waves of chaitanya as well as Shiva tatva are emitted by the bilvapatra. The bilvapatra attracts 20% of the Shiva tatva present in the Shivpindi towards itself. By immersing this bilvapatra in water or by placing it in grains, the Shiva tatva present in the bilvapatra is transmitted to them. The Shiva tatva in the bilvapatra is activated to a larger extent on Mondays when it transmits 10% of the Shiva tatva and sattvikta. On other days only 1% of the Shiva tatva is activated in the bilvapatra.
Bilvarchan
Offering bilvapatra to the Shivpindi and chanting the mantra 'Om Namah Shivaya' with each offering is known as bilvarchan. Continue offering the bilvapatra until the pindi is completely covered. Offer the bilvapatra from the lower part of the pindi. By starting from the feet of the idol, more benefit is derived and the idol can be covered completely.
HTH....YMMV...happy growing in 2013 from Swami's part-time telepathic transcriber
Gascanastan
S
schwagg
oh shit! i thought this thread got sent to never never land. i love this thread, swami is the fucking swami!
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I don't care how many billions of microbes I have for free.... I MUST have those specific labratory produced microbes for Ganja.
What the fuck am I doing wasting my time will all this gardening knowledge, when I can just buy some Blue Sage???!!!!
Hey Cootz - Thanks for sharing this secret with me!
