Why does she always make me hold her purse?

[huligun]

In case you don't already know I am Latin. I was born in Colombia and spent a great part of my life in South and Central America. While going to college I went to USC in California and so I spent a lot of my time within the Latino culture even in the USA.

The problem is that I have a Blond American woman for a girl friend. She has been trying to train me to be some kind of thing... She wants me to hold her purse whenever we are apart. She has to always go to the bathroom where ever we go and she just hands me the purse.

I did it a couple of times without complaining, but I feel funny holding an expensive coach purse in a mall or restaurant. I see other Latinos and they think I am gay or something.

Is she doing this so I look like I am taken?

 

[Classy@Home]

She does it because you'll hold it...

Just like a dog will hump your leg if you let it - put your foot down, say no - no more cum stains on pants...

Grow a pair - just say no...

 

[supermanlives]

if the pussy is really good . i suggest coordinating your clothes to match the purse.

 

[FreezerBoy]

Dude, you're getting laid. Who cares what a mall or restaurant full of blueballs and virgins think? Man up. Hold that purse proudly. You're the only one in the room getting nookie tonight and you want to hide it? Kids these days.

 

[Canniwhatsis]

if the pussy is really good . i suggest coordinating your clothes to match the purse.

Only way I'll have my wife's purse next to my feet would be if she's in the dressing room trying something on for ME!





Honestly, sounds like you've got one that's stuck on herself. If the pussy's worth it keep being her bitch, but...... well, I'll leave that up to you!

 

[joe fresh]

its like a leash, shes just letting everyone know your her property

 

[supermanlives]

as long as you aint wearing a dress ,makeup and high heels dont worry about it. man up. draw the line at period stuff. too many tampons and pads so little time. how do i know how she is flowing ? and i sure dont wannna talk about it on my bluetooth in the store. now thats tooo much

 

[unclefishstick]

better than having her pee on your leg!

 

[BattleAxe]

next time she asks you, fish your balls out first then motion to the nearest bench, table, hook, etc. If she makes a fuss, offer to watch it til she returns. women will do whatever you let them get away with. they are real sly about trying to sneak shit in on you. things like this never end well.

 

[Classy@Home]

I get fem. hygiene stuff for my Mrs. - no problem...

The girl cashiers treat me like king - most guys won't do that, so maybe I'm different.

I don't hold her purse for her, tho' - and she knows it, too...

 

[StellarP]

Well....because they want you to be comfortable with where your BALLS will be......ha ha!

True story

Cheers
StellarP

 

[Molson]

Dude, if she's just going tinkle in the mall, she doesn't want to bring her purse in and set it down on the dirty floor or next to the sink or whatever.

It's no big deal. It means nothing.

Now, if you're just walking around together and she hands it to you to hold you look her square in the eye and say "What? Are your fucking arms broken?"

 

[teemu shalanie]

oh dude , ur a lil bitch,
don't listen Freezer boy either he"s obviously well trained already.
"now sit till I get back and keep yours eyes on my perse"
Man grow a pair.(someone has to tell you, if your friens arnt)
TS

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

... She wants me to hold her purse whenever we are apart. She has to always go to the bathroom where ever we go and she just hands me the purse.

Peter Wolfe might sing, "First I look at the purse" but I bet he doesn't make a habit of holding it.

Next time she does it, strike up a conversation with the first remotely attractive girl who stares at you. Doesn't matter if you talk about the purse or the Yankees. Anything to drag her on just long enough for your girlfriend to see (yet not hear the conversation.) When your girlfriend gives you the hairy eyebrow, just laugh it off and mention it mostly happens when you're holding her purse. Just remember, never let on that you're playing her or you lose the game.

 

[Kush_Master]

she is making you her little bitch. its a classic girl move.

 

[Phillthy]

tell her they put straps on them for a reason. then buy her a fanny pack ahahhaah

 

[ariston]

Dude, you're getting laid. Who cares what a mall or restaurant full of blueballs and virgins think? Man up. Hold that purse proudly. You're the only one in the room getting nookie tonight and you want to hide it? Kids these days.

hey gramps, there is more than one female in the world.

to threadstarter: dont be a chump. youll realize 10 pussies later that the one you were a chump for definitely wasnt worth it

 

[BigDawg]

if you got a problem with it talk to her about it.. if she flips out on you then she's psycho. Does she intimidate you or something?

 

[Phillthy]

get her a hello kitty back pack. with her $$ of course...

 

[paulo73]

Next time she tries to handle you the purse you ,accidentally, drop it on the floor and spread the contents all over the place while you put up your most panicky face. Show her that you are no good at holding purses and later in the day/night show her what are you best for