The "Smoke It To Me"

[shmalphy]

I invented a machine earlier. You put seeds in it, and it does all the work for you, then 3, maybe 4 months later, it just automatically fills volcano bags and passes them to you as you lie there in a hammock, and it says, "would you like another" and you say, "why yes please I would like another thank you very much little buddy"

One day people will say, "how did I ever live without this thing?"

 

[krunchbubble]

your too fucking high....

 

[shmalphy]

No way, on the inside it will be a stadium grow, but instead of plants around a light, it will be LED lights around the edges of a single plant on a turntable auto watered with GH nutes.

Then, it will be machine trimmed, mechanically separated, and served hot and ready to my gullet.

It runs on solar power too

 

[budbasket]

just need a little monkey with a little backpack that you can bring around, and when you want a joint you say "hey monkey roll me a joint" and he unzips his backpack for a pack of papers and a sack of bud.......

 

[shmalphy]

Oh sweet, we can come up with different outfits for the monkey too. Like a ninja, cowboy, sushi chef, etc. The accessories market has huge potential.

 

[Rusty420]

wow man the monkey idea might catch on...

 

[Stoner4Life]

I'd order one if it came w/an optional leg/boot to kick me in the chest to start me puffin'.......

 

[Protea]

you should be able to get the monkey seperate, for the likes of me, who actually like to grow ouerown.
or maybe just the hand out module.

 

[billy_big_bud!]

put me down for 2. i anticipate wanting one on my boat.......well it really is more of a yacht but i try not to show off.

 

[guest 77721]

I'm waiting for the pot-bot, a gardener robot that tends your plants for you and greets you with slippers, a joint and a beer when you get home from work.