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bombadil.360

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You're the lucky guy I've chosen to pass this ancient secret esoteric stoner kabbalistic number tradition on to to elevate you into higher realms of consciousness...

Ready?

7-11...7-11...7-11... =

DORITOS...

Munchie Heaven.
And now you know...You are free of your mortal constraints and may dwell in the Elysian fields of joy with us higher beings.

Mazel tov.




wow, now that is some psychic abilities!

I actually ate doritos yesterday as I was downing a bottle of arak :D

today the munchies was nutella though; if I didn't have a lady already, I'd seriously try to see if I could legally marry nutella.

mazal tov!
 

mrcreosote

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a test came... negative...

Excellent!
You won't be needing this...

antibiotic_gonorrhea.jpg
 

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I practiced some Crowleyan magick this morning. I sacrificed a male child.

Then I got some tissues.

This thread is to mysticism as Crush's thread was to grower knowledge.

Please share more of your hard mode magick with us.
 

Hubbleman

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" Crowleyan magick this morning. I sacrificed a male child"

what makes you think these 2 go together?
 

Hubbleman

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another fine example that says EVERY NOOB thinks that magick has something to do with crowley + sacrifice

:rolleyes:
 

mrcreosote

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I actually ate doritos yesterday as I was downing a bottle of arak

Damn, then you're already enlightened...Sorry I didn't see you here in the upper realm...
Must have been the blinding light emanating from hubbleman's aura as he is so much more evolved than us lower level yogis.

We'll have to meet up and go check out where the hot chicks hang out. If we get em to stand in front of hubble, I'll bet we can see right through their white robes.
 

DiscoBiscuit

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try to find if in any of the classic so-called "kabbalistic" books, the term "kabbalah" is used to refer to anything else but the reception of oral-tradition. try to find in the Zohar the word 'kabbalah' being used as you guys think it means.

Oops... you never considered the rather EXTENSIVE references.... did you? pwned again

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Nobody has to dispel your beliefs to support the OP's correct reference and application.

only today people have used the term to describe the so-called 'esoteric' aspects of Judaism. and said people are usually from the out-side circles; within the circles, it is not called "kabbalah"; that would be akin to journalists calling a green-house a drug-lab.
You might want to run that by all the citations above. Your argument has crawled out on the limb and we have a whole tree of reference to uh... reference.

next time you happen to be in Tzfat, ask a rav there and he'll set you straight; prolly telling you the proper terms to refer to such 'esoteric' aspects are 'hidden knowledge', 'work of the chariot' etc...
He might suggest your argument is drifting.

but enough of this, anyone is free to mis-interpret as they will.
Ever see The World According To Garp?
 

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" Crowleyan magick this morning. I sacrificed a male child"

what makes you think these 2 go together?


Because - apparently unlike you - I have read Crowley and understand something of his sense of humor! :)


another fine example that says EVERY NOOB thinks that magick = crowley + sacrifice

:rolleyes:

You misunderstood my JOKE, homie.

I really did "sacrifice a male child" this morning in exactly the same way that Crowley did it when HE performed this ceremony. Well, not EXACTLY... we might have different physical techniques in order to achieve the sacrifice. But I followed his methodology to a 't'.


i will quote ya just in case you delete this master of art post :moon:

Oh, don't worry. I don't delete my posts. Especially when I'm having so much fun showing you that you don't know all that you think you know.
 

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BTW - Crowley coined the term Magick (pronounced MAGE-ick) to differentiate what he did from illusionists and stage magicians. I posted this yesterday but for some reason, my post didn't go live.
 

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"If you won't play the game the way I want to play it, Im taking my toys and going home!"
 

mrcreosote

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Originally Posted by Hubbleman View Post
Its funny there are so many names for what i do:

:jerkit:

But only one that fits.
 

bombadil.360

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Oops... you never considered the rather EXTENSIVE references.... did you? pwned again

Nobody has to dispel your beliefs to support the OP's correct reference and application.

You might want to run that by all the citations above. Your argument has crawled out on the limb and we have a whole tree of reference to uh... reference.

He might suggest your argument is drifting.

Ever see The World According To Garp?


yeah, ok... you just keep on mis-representing all you find so as to try to support your argument. the citations above prove my point, ever read Kaplan? I have, and he even explains what I'm explaining to you, how else you think I know this?

fact is, kabbalah will still be the hebrew word for reception; kabbalah is the act of receiving certain traditions; not the tradition in and of itself. regardless of how much you want to twist it.
 
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