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Hubbleman

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Its funny there are so many names for what i do:

magician
wizard
sorcerer
conjurer
alchemist
mystic
shaman
clayervoyant
psychic
saint
prophet



which ones the coolest?
 

bombadil.360

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I'd personally vote for the title: The Esoteric Yummy

but that would be kind of disrespectful to our own dear Yummy.

New Age Guru The Hubble Man, kind of long, but precise.
 

WasntMe

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I poop in your thread




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Hubbleman

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look HH, i am not 100% sure of this myself, thats why i am waiting for these tests

and im not a bullshiter, if i am, its only because i dont know better myself

in the past i been told "if you are actually not full of shit, you need to write a book because you have a very strange life"

anyway im gonna listen / read your flash now
 
Listening to Hubbleman is like listening to a new christian, or new tony robbins guru, or *fill in blank*...so much zeal (its good), no wisdom (bad).

The most revealing aspect of this, ironically - is the drum you are beating indicating that you know it...and we dont. A truly enlightened being is more aware of what they DONT KNOW - and very humbled by it - then what they think they do know. A truly enlightened being would not toss cookies to the children only to take them away and eat them in front of them all - telling them they arent worthy.

Congratulations...you are awake, sentient, and conscious. Now figure out how to translate that into true works of love, increasing the vibrational frequency of you, your surroundings, and the entire planet. If you were so busy working on this, you wouldnt be in here fucking around with the tit & tease pony show.
 

DiscoBiscuit

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... but, I'm sure some of you will not pay heed to the explanation and insist in that there's some kind of concretely defined thing called 'kabbalah' that people actually practice as a specific "set of esoteric teachings".

That's right folks. Don't believe your lying eyes when referencing published definitions, not to mention acknowledgement from the OP.

And since the definition doesn't reference "concretely" nor "specific", why did you?
 

bombadil.360

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try to find if in any of the classic so-called "kabbalistic" books, the term "kabbalah" is used to refer to anything else but the reception of oral-tradition. try to find in the Zohar the word 'kabbalah' being used as you guys think it means.

only today people have used the term to describe the so-called 'esoteric' aspects of Judaism. and said people are usually from the out-side circles; within the circles, it is not called "kabbalah"; that would be akin to journalists calling a green-house a drug-lab.

next time you happen to be in Tzfat, ask a rav there and he'll set you straight; prolly telling you the proper terms to refer to such 'esoteric' aspects are 'hidden knowledge', 'work of the chariot' etc...

but enough of this, anyone is free to mis-interpret as they will.
 

Snoopster

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well one little test came positive yesterday :jump:

but i need more...

and weed "activation" im talking about has nothing with spiritual development or getting into "ideal" state. Activation is easy to do, almost like pushing a button or a switch!

I will answer all your and sso's questions when more tests come positive :bump:


Cool.

1. How are you going to exclude your information from me and the others you don't like?
2. Why are you such a douchebag?


Its funny there are so many names for what i do:

magician
wizard
sorcerer
conjurer
alchemist
mystic
shaman
clayervoyant
psychic
saint
prophet



which ones the coolest?

I was being very kind with the "douchebag" remark.



Prophet - An individual who is claimed to have been contacted by the supernatural or the divine, and serves as an intermediary with humanity, delivering this newfound knowledge from the supernatural entity to other people.

Anyone who claims to be a prophet is not a prophet. There is a very good chance said person is an asshole.
 
Hubbleman: That isn't a plastic cannabis leaf in your avatar that is advocating legalization. But I am sure you did that with a very intentional symbolic esoteric reasoning. Someone of your knowledge base would never knowingly make a rookie mistake like that - or even do it by accident as all you do is with intention. I am one of the elite who saw it, and understood...thank you.

On a side note, I feel compelled to start a legalization project for Japanese Maples, anyone else in?
 

mrcreosote

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bombadil.360

You're the lucky guy I've chosen to pass this ancient secret esoteric stoner kabbalistic number tradition on to to elevate you into higher realms of consciousness...

Ready?

7-11...7-11...7-11... =

DORITOS...

Munchie Heaven.
And now you know...You are free of your mortal constraints and may dwell in the Elysian fields of joy with us higher beings.

Mazel tov.
 
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