...my wife definitely prefers if i'm way too high, versus way too drunk...a lot less messy too, i don't get violent, but i'll get loud and make a mess in the kitchen/grow room/bathroom/her car *blaaaaaaaaah* barf-o-matic!
High and drunk is the shit.....but id rather be high.. can never get a hangover from being too high, just wake up high...but pussys that beat there women just blame it on the alcohol... its them fucken women beaters should be beat themselfs... unless she needs it..lol
sister or sister-in-law I feel for ya either way. that one chick has 'brooklyn white trash' written all over, I've seen that look before. you wake up to find her passed out cold and hoggin' 80% of the bed while snoring like a trucker, the room still smells like bad sex.......
Ahhh, the smell of warm smegma in the mornin', blending nicely with a fresh lit cigarette smoke and coffee's on the stove. Red neck heaven!
SING IT GIRLS!
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there wa [...]