blah blah blahg elvis was great but surrounded by them for days is punishment . hell i even want to punch out santa half way to christmas.barny gets his ass kicked on site
Going on an ELVIS cruise.
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he really put on a helluva show, would do 4 or 5 encores because he loved the crowd and loved to please. and every show absolutely ended with the announcement "ladies & gentlemen Elvis has left the building" the lights would come up and that was that.
yeah most of his songs were about love and these were the kind of shows you brought your girlfriend or wife (or both) to. the only 70's music I had no time or love for was disco, that shit sucked & still does. disco sucks.
I think the humor level of a boatload of Elvis fans is gonna be great, big karma points from your wife (& maybe some kinky sex?) if you emerge from your cabins bathroom in the Elvis shades and hair slicked back.......
someone above suggested baked edibles and that's an awesome idea, vacuum seal them and claim either diabetic needs or flour (or peanut) allergies if asked about them, not that you should. I have no idea what cruise security screening is like these days.
Just go as a cannabis themed Elvis impersonator, then they won't mind because its "part of the act."
I present Canna-Elvis
I present Canna-Elvis
You are a good man to do this for your wife. I can handle Elvis music but the rest of the mania that goes with it would have me even more nuts by the time it ended.
fat elvis is funny . i say gat all the fatties stoned and drun k
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Classy@Home
I'm just a bong, a bong, o' burnin' Kush (Kuuuusssshhhhh)
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Classy@Home
And, lest we forget...
E volunteered to be a gov't rat, to help weed out drug users in the entertainment business - those that weren't getting him HIS drugs, that is (the story is that Nixon thought him VERY strange, and only made him an honorary G-Man to get him outta the White House)...
Dr. Nick, from the Simpsons, was modeled after Elvis' own personal physician (also known as Dr. Nick), a quack of the lowest order. The real Dr. Nick made Conrad Murray look like a saint - pumping Presley full of uppers, downers, and assorted cocktails of everything fun and deadly.
E volunteered to be a gov't rat, to help weed out drug users in the entertainment business - those that weren't getting him HIS drugs, that is (the story is that Nixon thought him VERY strange, and only made him an honorary G-Man to get him outta the White House)...
Dr. Nick, from the Simpsons, was modeled after Elvis' own personal physician (also known as Dr. Nick), a quack of the lowest order. The real Dr. Nick made Conrad Murray look like a saint - pumping Presley full of uppers, downers, and assorted cocktails of everything fun and deadly.
JustDoIt
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I wasn't around when Elvis was, but I did grow up hearing his music and maybe that has something to do with it, but I do like some of his music now. I think Elvis the person is more interesting, I listened to an interview with his step-brother who wrote a book that'll be out soon, "Conversations with the King" (David Stanley), which I'm very much looking forward to reading. If you're at all interested in spirituality/psychology/biographies you might enjoy it! (Dunno if it'll be available in time for the cruise though, good luck with that!)
http://youtu.be/zxzuQ3_vkvc
http://youtu.be/zxzuQ3_vkvc
memphis man
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there is absolutely no fucking way you could talk this poor dude into taking that book on the cruise. he is trying to forget that he is surrounded by elvis not learn more about him.
to the op
bro i hope if you dont decide to play off a case of the severe shits that you someway find a safe way to take your meds with you, you will surely need them.
Protea
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The op, need his meds, no question. I would, in all my ignorance of usas hemp paranoya just throw two packs of rollingpapers in a dubblezip bag full of meds. and try to find a quiet corner somewhere, and smoke, then leave quietly. maybe claim to be to rollingstones fraction of the cruise.
OR offcorse you allways have the cannaelvis opption. that woud be the bomb, apsolutly.
good luck
OR offcorse you allways have the cannaelvis opption. that woud be the bomb, apsolutly.
good luck
Look at the bright side. A happy Wifey will get you a Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love.
Elvis remains what he has always been, the all time once and future king of Rock-n-Roll against which all others shall be judged and found impotent.
That said, I don't know I could survive a whole cruise....
That said, I don't know I could survive a whole cruise....
I had a tshirt back in the mid 70's that said "DISCO SUCKS!" printed on it in letters that were about a foot high each and they were white on a black t shirt. I hated disco, still do pretty much, but the hate has been tempered by not having to listen to it since it died shortly after its meteoric rise. Totally empty music.
And now, much to my chagrin, I see that the Rock 'N Roll Hall Of Fame might possibly induct Donna Summer. I feel the hate coming back.....
Regarding Elvis, I'm surprised nobody here has mentioned and chastised him for being a fucking NARC. I'm pretty certain
he contacted Tricky Dick (Nixon) and offered his services to be an anti drug warrior. Correct me if I'm wrong....
edit: I see Classy mentioned this already..
MI, if you're going on an Elvis cruise, you have to personify your own velvet Elvis. That way folks pay attention to you instead of the other way around.
buy an Elvis wig w/sideburns and don't let your wife see it until you break it out on the ship.......
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unthing
elvis cruise...maybe you should take some acid?
then again..better not
then again..better not
Better get ready for the main cuisine - fried peanut butter and banana samich w/ a whole stick of butter. So fitting for a king, you die on the throne.
