I have been using the synthetic urine kit for years flawlessly. The brand I use is "#1", Make sure the hand warmer is on the ace bandage side, and the other side is directly against your flesh (not a bunch of hair as this is insulation), I sit in the parking lot until it reaches 100 f (built in temp strip), at this point I go in and pretend I do not have to piss. Sit in the lobby for 20-30min drinking water (until i really have to piss bad). Then I tell them I gotta go now "bad", I go in the stall, immediately fill up the piss cup (only to the line), then actually piss in the toilet, if my piss is clear and it doesn't change the color of the water in the bowl I will pour what is left in the synthetic piss pouch into the toilet to match the cover. Zip up and done. I work in construction and can change companies quite often, I've probably used it 5-6 times in the last 7 years. Has never failed me. Same routine everytime.
Detox Pills/Drinks/Kits/Methods
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Max Yields
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It looks like synthetic piss is the way to go and its pretty cheap to. I was told by some fellows in the military that potable aqua pills work pretty well. These are those pills used to purify any water which would be unsanitary to drink. It works by destroying the bad bacteria in the water to make it drinkable again. The theory is that if its good to wash away the bacterial impurities its good enough to wash away the THC temporarily to pass the test. I've been told this works. Well I might just get both along with an at home drug test and see what works for me. I think it would help if I also stop tokin' up. 
Yeah I was kind of worried about how to keep the vial at the right temperature using the hand warmers.. I mean it cant be very accurate, and you cant undo your flies to check the temperature on the strip every 5 mins while waiting to take the test.
I might try and buy one of those pounches that you can take to your inner thigh, made of thinner material..
I might try and buy one of those pounches that you can take to your inner thigh, made of thinner material..
The pouch with the synthetic urine has a built in thermometer. I sit in the parking lot of the testing facility until it reaches 100F. Then you are ready to go.
Budweiser13
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With the quick fix ones in a bottle the directions tell you to microwave it to get it up to temp. Then apply the heat pack friend of mine put his in a sock for extra insulation until he got to clinic.
Yes the product I bought from spectrum labs has a stick on thermometer.. doesnt look like it would be very accurate though!
And who knows how long I will be sitting in the waiting room in the queue for the test.. although I guess my thighs would keep the temperature up
Hope he didnt leave the extra sock on the floor.. would be a dead give-away!
Max Yields
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What ever happened to the whizzinator is it still being sold?
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Classy@Home
I think they got prosecuted back to the stone age - government made example of them...
Max Yields
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I did a search and it seems like they are still around and being sold somehow. Id like to get one, they also sell the complete urine kits without the fake cawk.
