YAY!! Retirement!!!

[SeaMaiden]

Anti, first let me apologize for the neg rating, the page jumped JUST as I was trying to hit the multiquote button.

KB that made me laugh, a deep down belly laugh. Thanks for helping me start my birthday out right brother. Now if I can just convince my GF that blowjobs are a great gift, my day will be complete.

If you can't, it's time to get a new girlfriend.

I do my best to convince mine that semen is the secret ingredient in Oil of Olay.

Oh my God.... The Regenerist!!! That was the first thing I said when I first used it!! LMAO!!!!!


Any day is a good day for a BJ. If she doesn't know that, then all I can say is good luck with that.

 

[mrcreosote]

I convinced my first 'real' girlfriend that it would make her tits grow bigger...

Damned if it did too. Her enthusiasm was...er, heartwarming.

I thought Krunch's story was true...
I go out of my way to embarrass Wifey at the store so now she'd rather go by herself.
The last straw was asking the salesgirls at Victoria's Secret to model underwear.
I was kindly dis-invited to return by her cougar gal-pal who was the manager.
Women have little sense of humor.

 

[SeaMaiden]

Bullshit, plenty of women have a great sense of humor, you just have to work your special magic on the right ones. If you had asked the chubby chick to model, you'd have made them laugh, and stroked an ego while you were at it.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

hahaha thats some funny shit...makes me wanna go to target and try a few out....i love the condom trick putting boxes in other peoples carts lmao...