Any Old Stoners Who Rip Bongs?

[Classy@Home]

2 conditions must be met before I'll smoke a bong...

1. I must have weed

2. Someone must hand me a bong

If either of those 2 conditions aren't met - I will not continue...

And I am in the 2nd half of my first century - seriously old, fat, short, bald and grumpy...

Hit my first bong less than 10 yrs ago - cleared it like a champ first time, the kids that were there were seriously impressed. I don't own one, but if you're offering...

 

[ThreeHit]

No offence, but how do you carry a bong with you all day long?

I don't. I'm an international consultant and I work virtually from my home office and home video conferencing studio. And do bong rips while I look out my window at the stream flowing at the bottom of the hill. With bald eagles catching salmon in February and March, and the occasional herd of elk that wanders through in October or November. On a clear day, I can look at the glaciers on the nearby mountain. When I go down to the stream and pretend to fish, I take a shortie bong with me.

I also have a whole collection of cheap glass bongs. I have two in the office, one in the garage, one in the tool shed, one in the barn, and one in the wood-shed. I also have a glass water pipe with a sealed top and plastic whip that fits perfectly into the cup holder on the tractor. I suppose that technically, it's not a bong though.

If there are dangerous compounds in marijuana smoke, they are in the tar. Water dramatically reduces the amount of tar in the smoke.

My lungs feel a heck of a lot better than they did when I was smoking even more pot out of a wooden pipe, which I did for years and years and years. I cough less and I have less phlegm. Though it's also been that much longer since I quit smoking Marlboro Reds too, so it's hard to say what is the result of what.

To each their own, I always say. This is what works best for me.

 

[rafe]

Check out my album. I am disabled and make things to keep me from getting bored. I was learning to be a potter about 15 years ago and just quit. A couple months ago I heard a person say they wish they could make a bong. I gave it a shot and have made 4. They are in the unfired dry clay stage and easily broken. I can't find a stem for the one with the eyes so a friend is sending one. What do you think?? Wasting my time?

 

[Señor Chang]

Just put in an order for Manifest's 7mm clear tube.
AquaLab's sale was just the push I needed.
Think I'll break it in with some indica dominant Mental Floss!

 

[Sour Deez]

??????? Didnt piss me off because I Have no clue what any of that meant?

I think the point he was trying to make was....

You posted a pic of that old piece you attach the joint to. Then someone quoted you, then you responded back the next day saying you posted the pic years ago when it was the day before...

He just did a horrible job, should have used quotes instead of whatever he did.

 

[FullyMeltedDome]

The thing is,when i said i posted pix of that on here years ago,i did.Back in 06' i posted pix,so i thought thats what dude ws talking about.Either way,no reason i would be pissed even though i stil dont understand,lol.Guess thats what the power hitter does to ya,lol..

 

[dddaver]

I think the point he was trying to make was....

You posted a pic of that old piece you attach the joint to. Then someone quoted you, then you responded back the next day saying you posted the pic years ago when it was the day before...

He just did a horrible job, should have used quotes instead of whatever he did.

Thanks dude. I'm techno challenged, I guess. I did keep trying to copy and paste shit but it would just revert back to that mess. I finally just said fuck it and sent it. It is nice to someone else with a firm grasp of the obvious though.

 

[FullyMeltedDome]

. It is nice to someone else with a firm grasp of the obvious though.

I didnt understand what he meant earlier,but i sure understand this.^^

 

[dddaver]

Oops..I meant to type "SEE someone else", I guess I'm typing challenged too. But apparently that doesn't matter. Nice power hitter anyway. Some people have used old mustard bottles. I'd be afraid of inhaling burning plastic though. Did that have a metal piece or something to hold the joint?

 

[FullyMeltedDome]

Yeah,theres a metal tube for the joint.Its just like how some Bongs are plastic,but you dont ever burn the plastic or get toxic smoke from it.Its made to smoke and its safe..Its not like a cheap made mustard bottle that people smoke out of.Its proffesionaly made for smoking.I know people used to make homeade ones out of a mustard squeezer,but its nothing like that at all.Its got a metal tube,a carb on the back and its thick plastic.Its impossible to melt the plastic from smoking a joint the way the metal tube is.These things have been around for ever,and they smoke sweet.But it does rip a joint pretty quick.You get huge hits that are hard to hold because its so concentrated.Onward through The Fog is right,lol.

 

[rafe]

Check out my albums. I have been making bongs completely out of clay. They look and function perfectly. If anyone wants a custom bong with their name on it or other things let me know. I would be happy to try and make it for them.

 

[rafe]

The bongs will be extra strong after I fire them to 2000 degrees. I will then fire them again with the glaze that will really make them look nice and strong.

 

[castout]

Whenever I get the opportunity!!!!

 

[rafe]

Go to my albums and check out the handmade bongs I have made. Pure KY Mud hence the title Kentucky Mudd Bongs. Thanks for the handle.It was great to make a handle.

 

[mpd]

You fargin' whippusnappa'! Do you think that because we are old we don't understand home appliances?

WTF is goin' on with you! Christ. Most of the decent home appliance section was invented by old stoners in a fit of stoner engineering.

Kewl thread!

 

[foozo]

18" glass bong. I have to replace the stem and/or bowl fairly often because I am pretty clumsy. I like the water filtration. Easier on my 50+ throat.

 

[rafe]

I am looking for a decent timer that will have a 400 watt ,ans small heater and two 2ft fluorescent running off the thing and in the summer I will havea air conditoner instead of a heater. Please can any one help???

 

[187020]

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[drythroat]

Used to rip bongs but now my lungs are getting tired.....

 

[bobcat1963]

I have 2 handy but dont use them anymore.My lungs cant handle it.Its just me and my extreme Q from here on out.