...you do what I have done:
DO NOT DO THIS with mentally unstable people in general.
DO NOT DO THIS if you have a wife/gf who is either what I wrote above
or can't take a joke.
Also DON'T DO THIS @ your job unless you plan on getting fired.
Or DO all of the above if you have the balls.
First of all you gotta get yourself an Eviltron.
Now WTF is an Eviltron?
As the name already says...it is something evil, something VERY evil.
https://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/?srp=4
This little thing has 5 pre-recorded sounds on it.
Battery lasts over 1 month. on continuous use.
It has a build in magnet so you can quickly place it on any metal surface.
I bought 3 of them.
Placed one in a buddy's real estate office under his desk on the metal frame, above where his knees are but where it could not be seen or knocked off unless he would have crawled under the table and looked upwards back out...and who would do that..so it's been safe there.
I had set it on 'hey, can you hear me?' mode only.
Unfortunately I wasn't there when he returned so I missed his initial reaction...which probably was a good thing or he would have suspected me for setting him up. (I am known for doing relatively minor "bad" things on ppl lol
A few days after I stuck it under his desk I couldn't take it anymore and went back to that place.
Found him sitting with his Laptop and some of his stuff in the conference room next door to his office.
I had to bite my tongue when I asked him why he is not in his office. And I REALLY had to control myself when he answered: "Dude I don't know what's going on in there but someone keeps talking to me from somewhere!"
So I asked "What do you mean, are you hearing voices?"
He replied: "Yeah man someone keeps asking if I can hear him."
Me back to him: "Who's voice is it?"
Him: "Well first I suspected it was you hiding somewhere but when I called you you were out fishing."
Me: "Let's go and let me hear it!"
So we went in his room.
This thing comes on only once every about 5 minutes. While we were standing there waiting for something to happen he got a phone call and while he was walking around while talking on his cell I quickly snagged the Eviltron from under the table and stuck it in my pocket where it could not be heard.
A few minutes later he came back in to his room and asked: "Did you hear the voice?"
Me: "No man, there isn't anything here."
Him: "Yes there is, just keep quiet and you will hear it!"
So we sat there for maybe 10 or 15 minutes but nothing happened. Then he had to leave for an appointment and we left not without me telling him maybe he should go and see a Doctor.
2 days later I took him out for lunch.
We took his car and while driving I snuck the Eviltron right on to the metal bar on his cars headrest where it went off eventually and where he could hear it even though there was some other random noise around.
The second he heard it he looked @ me and I couldn't hold myself anymore.......he got REALLY ANGRY for a little bit and cursed me out in spanish and yeah it took him a while to calm down but the lunch made it all good and I ended up giving him the device.
He is planning on placing it in his fellow Mortgage Brokers office.
I got another quicky one.
One short one is where I had set it to "Random Mode" but the only ones it scared were the family dog who refused to hang out in the living room after I had placed it there and the cat who was not been seen for a whole week until I called the people and told them what to look for and where. My buddy's wife there does not want to see me around anymore (she's a b!tch anyways but she cooks well)
My buddy said she will calm down though so I can come back and mooch on their BBQ's ROFL
I guess with all the commotion going on @ that place (they are a family with 3 kids) none but their pets were able to hear it.
So yeah be CAREFUL with where you place yours and who you are going to prank.
It caould easily backfire on you lol
DO NOT DO THIS with mentally unstable people in general.
DO NOT DO THIS if you have a wife/gf who is either what I wrote above
or can't take a joke. Also DON'T DO THIS @ your job unless you plan on getting fired.
Or DO all of the above if you have the balls.
First of all you gotta get yourself an Eviltron.
Now WTF is an Eviltron?
As the name already says...it is something evil, something VERY evil.
https://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/?srp=4
This little thing has 5 pre-recorded sounds on it.
- Something unsettling creaking
- Unidentifiable scratching sounds
- Gasping last breath
- Sinister child laughing
- Eerie whispering of 'hey, can you hear me?' (MY favorite!!!)
- Random Mode
Battery lasts over 1 month. on continuous use.
It has a build in magnet so you can quickly place it on any metal surface.
I bought 3 of them.
Placed one in a buddy's real estate office under his desk on the metal frame, above where his knees are but where it could not be seen or knocked off unless he would have crawled under the table and looked upwards back out...and who would do that..so it's been safe there.
I had set it on 'hey, can you hear me?' mode only.
Unfortunately I wasn't there when he returned so I missed his initial reaction...which probably was a good thing or he would have suspected me for setting him up. (I am known for doing relatively minor "bad" things on ppl lol
A few days after I stuck it under his desk I couldn't take it anymore and went back to that place.
Found him sitting with his Laptop and some of his stuff in the conference room next door to his office.
I had to bite my tongue when I asked him why he is not in his office. And I REALLY had to control myself when he answered: "Dude I don't know what's going on in there but someone keeps talking to me from somewhere!"
So I asked "What do you mean, are you hearing voices?"
He replied: "Yeah man someone keeps asking if I can hear him."
Me back to him: "Who's voice is it?"
Him: "Well first I suspected it was you hiding somewhere but when I called you you were out fishing."
Me: "Let's go and let me hear it!"
So we went in his room.
This thing comes on only once every about 5 minutes. While we were standing there waiting for something to happen he got a phone call and while he was walking around while talking on his cell I quickly snagged the Eviltron from under the table and stuck it in my pocket where it could not be heard.
A few minutes later he came back in to his room and asked: "Did you hear the voice?"
Me: "No man, there isn't anything here."
Him: "Yes there is, just keep quiet and you will hear it!"
So we sat there for maybe 10 or 15 minutes but nothing happened. Then he had to leave for an appointment and we left not without me telling him maybe he should go and see a Doctor.
2 days later I took him out for lunch.
We took his car and while driving I snuck the Eviltron right on to the metal bar on his cars headrest where it went off eventually and where he could hear it even though there was some other random noise around.
The second he heard it he looked @ me and I couldn't hold myself anymore.......he got REALLY ANGRY for a little bit and cursed me out in spanish and yeah it took him a while to calm down but the lunch made it all good and I ended up giving him the device.
He is planning on placing it in his fellow Mortgage Brokers office.
I got another quicky one.
One short one is where I had set it to "Random Mode" but the only ones it scared were the family dog who refused to hang out in the living room after I had placed it there and the cat who was not been seen for a whole week until I called the people and told them what to look for and where. My buddy's wife there does not want to see me around anymore (she's a b!tch anyways but she cooks well)
My buddy said she will calm down though so I can come back and mooch on their BBQ's ROFL
I guess with all the commotion going on @ that place (they are a family with 3 kids) none but their pets were able to hear it.
So yeah be CAREFUL with where you place yours and who you are going to prank.
It caould easily backfire on you lol
and some mildly teary eyes!!!!!! 
