Getting Over Tragic Loss, by Turd Fergusson

[h^2 O]

Dealing with the lost of a loved one and being a widow or widower, or having a bf or gf die or something is really difficult shit...
In the past I used alcohol, benzos, weed and denial...like 24/7. I've now been sober for over a year No booze for me, thank you. Now I just smoke weed and eat. I need to get my shit together though.

 

[walt cunningham]

is this one of the books you plan on selling?

 

[Stoner4Life]

stop sniffin' glue you wingnut.......

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. The name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

 

[megayields]

ok "Turd Ferguson"? ..........really?

 

[WelderDan]

What prompted this? Are you dealing with loss or just channeling your inner Yummybud?

Do you just type out any and everything that pops into your head like some kind of textual diarrhea?

Dude, get a hobby. Read a book. Seriously.