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chuckyoufarley

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went to take my dog out for the morning piss a lil while ago and when i open the front door some big golden retriever was on my porch and his lil buddy was shitting on my lawn .im like wtf lucky i had my dog on the leash .so i tell the lady who owns the dogs to pick up her dogs shit and to put them on a leash she says screw you i dont have to pick that up,just then a local cop drive by and sees that we were having words and asks what going on ,so i say, i walk out the door and her dog is shitting right there next to the porch and she thinks she dont have top pick it up ,he tells her to pick it up or its a 25.00 ticket she says im rich(she lives in the big condo on the corner) give me a ticket,i wanted to kick her right in the twat but i need my shoe.
 

purple_man

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screw her bro!!! save up some 25$ or 50$, walk to her porch and take a dump there...
priceless!!! even if you get a ticket...

blessss
ps.: remember: bush chemist - money run things?
 

purple_man

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or pay a crackhead 1$ for takin a dump there, -> priceless multiplied by 25 or 50 .... (just some thoughts)

blessss
 

slackx

Active member
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went to take my dog out for the morning piss a lil while ago and when i open the front door some big golden retriever was on my porch and his lil buddy was shitting on my lawn .im like wtf lucky i had my dog on the leash .so i tell the lady who owns the dogs to pick up her dogs shit and to put them on a leash she says screw you i dont have to pick that up,just then a local cop drive by and sees that we were having words and asks what going on ,so i say, i walk out the door and her dog is shitting right there next to the porch and she thinks she dont have top pick it up ,he tells her to pick it up or its a 25.00 ticket she says im rich(she lives in the big condo on the corner) give me a ticket,i wanted to kick her right in the twat but i need my shoe.


Just tell her "do you think your safe in that big condo" and watch her move next week.

or just pick up the dog shit and throw it at her house. I'm available for both! M-F 5-9
 
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ellipsis

The cop noticed her and bet on him yapping about the biggest thing to happen since doughnuts for breakfast. She is probably very good at setting up the drama. Stay away from this betch..
 
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COOKIE MONSTER

I would of grabbed her off leash dog and rolled it in the shit.

A friend of mine had a similar problem with dogs shitting in his garden, problem stopped when he started tying sandwich baggies of dog turds to their collars.
 

paladin420

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Got lots of friends with dogs??? make her front porch the new "must shit here" spot for the whole neighbor Hood.....Some of bobby S's St Benards to start...Got a litter box??? turds attract other turds ( self edit ).....
 
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h^2 O

find out where she lives and take a HUGE shit on her walkway or porch in the middle of the night. Do it like 2-3 nights a week.
 
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ellipsis

Let someone on the town/city council know she allows her dogs to do this.

Also, PETA can send flyers,an activist. :D -people resent dogs and throw poison when they see dogpoop.

She may be inturn hurting dogs with her bad behaviour.
 

jd4083

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glad I don't live wherever you do, I can't imagine asking a neighbor politely and respectfully not to allow her dog to shit on my yard or to pick it up and get that in response. However, I feel like there's another side to this story for some odd reason...
 

Warped1

I'm a victim of fast women and slow horses
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You could put up a fence Chuck...I know you shouldn't have too, and I know others should be more respectful, but I don't think you'll get any satisfaction from that woman. Next year it might be somebody elses dog.
 

flubnutz

stoned agin ...
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I would of grabbed her off leash dog and rolled it in the shit.

A friend of mine had a similar problem with dogs shitting in his garden, problem stopped when he started tying sandwich baggies of dog turds to their collars.

this is the best and most humane i've ever heard, thanks! :)
 

chuckyoufarley

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i wouldnt do the shitting in her yard thing or letting my dog do it cuz the condo yard is blacktop haha .she is a rich bitch from new york city ,by the sound of her accent id guess long island.the thing that burns my ass is she had 2 leashes right in her hand, so she lets them off to go do their biz on someones property.i would have kicked her in the twat but we would both end up at the hospital ,her cuz it hurt like hell and me to get my shoe back


I KNOW PEOPLE SUCK so no retaliation
 

NOKUY

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You could put up a fence Chuck...I know you shouldn't have too, and I know others should be more respectful, but I don't think you'll get any satisfaction from that woman. Next year it might be somebody elses dog.


yep ....good fences make good neighbors
 

Crusader Rabbit

Active member
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Wise move. Most of the time it's easier and safer to just brush it off and leave it alone.

Yeah, you know that she isn't thinking about this now. But here we are with chuckyoufarley, mulling it over and replaying the whole scenario in our heads, time and time again. Funny how shitty people leave a wake of disturbance behind them wherever they happen to pass.
 
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