Fubars

[Piel]

I´m past 50, I have a college education and I have a regular job. So today I was using my bubble bags and in stead of putting in the 20micron bag first I put in the 220 first and the 20 last! Man did it drain slowly.

What was left I threw on the compost heap.

That´s when I noticed my mistake.

Do other people do this kind of shit? I was sober, not high, well rested...is it age?

 

[FreezerBoy]

50! That's ancient, no wonder you're having... oh, wait, I'm 58.... CRAP!

Having cereal the other day, poured milk into the ashtray. But, I'll never tell... D'oh! Us old farts are just hopeless. I feel your pain.

 

[Piel]

I guess it´s downhill from here. I shaved my head today (I look less bald that way) and I almost took out my fucking eyebrows! That was a close one -what would my boss have said I can only guess....

 

[Bullfrog44]

Piel - lol, sorry. I hope it was just a brain fart and not a senior moment.

 

[crazybear]

How come when you do something stupid & you hope nobody but you saw it but that's the moment when your caught, like putting the milk in the cabinet or the cereal in the fridge!
But wtf all you can do is just laugh at yourself & say damn you weren't supposed to see that

 

[mpd]

I'm going to be 50 in February, Piel. I feel for ya'. You're not old enough for Alzheimer's, you have Sometimers. Good luck with it.

 

[Young Pumpkin]

Try putting the cereal back in the fridge and the milk back on the shelf. One will survive the incident, one wont.

 

[supermanlives]

i do way dumber shit all the time and i aint quite that old

 

[supermanlives]

i9 admit it . i brushed my teeth with ben gay last week. the tubes were right next to each other damnit

 

[mpd]

i9 admit it . i brushed my teeth with ben gay last week. the tubes were right next to each other damnit

I try to keep the Ben Gay in a separate cabinet away from the toothpaste, KY jelly, etc. It's a survival thing. Then again. You haven't lived till you put some Ben Gay on an erection. It gives you a whole new perspective on the term "getting off".

 

[Piel]

I once brushed my teeth with my wifes foundation makeup -nothing would kill the taste and a I spat all day.

 

[KSP]

i9 admit it . i brushed my teeth with ben gay last week. the tubes were right next to each other damnit

I'd make sure the Preparation H is in another room

 

[Hank Hemp]

You know you oldtimers really crack me up, with your aches and pains. Quit your belly aching this ain't the AARP you got to be 55 to get in there. Wait a minute I'll be 61 in a couple of weeks, DAMN! Well never mind.

 

[Haps]

We don't get alzheimers, as far as I can tell, if you know a daily toker who has it let us know, anywhere in the world. Weed seems to prevent it starting.

Yeah, I do stupid shit too, brain farts, but I try to get a giggle out of it so the event does not go to waste. Just try to stay focused when you are shaving, and with anything to do with your boys.
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[Piel]

"Brain fart" is a good expression, so far they don´t happen that often at work...but the times they are a changin.

 

[Piel]

Aches and pains. Mine started 20 years ago but I´m still hangin in there. Cancer, herniated discs, extensive recontruction of my face, prosthetic knees...

But FT it´s being "hairbraned" that is getting to me.

Do tokers get Alzheimers? Only if they forget to smoke!

 

[mrcreosote]

Last night I put the wife outside and screwed the cat.

 

[dddaver]

Hmmm. So THAT'S what Wilma was doing was doing in there, Puts a whole new light on the Flintstones. I always knew she was a kinky little bitch, but bestiality? WHOA.

 

[crazybear]

Last night I put the wife outside and screwed the cat.

So which one was better in bed?

 

[Piel]

Last night I put the wife outside and screwed the cat.

Pussy is pussy...