Fuck Dishes

[h^2 O]

Did all the dishes yesterday, woke up today and the sink is full of dishes and there's a wash basin thing next to the sink full of dishes as well.
I've decided I will not do the dishes anymore. I am using paper plates and cups. I have taken one knife and one spoon, and one small pot. I will be using these from now on, and will let the dishes get worse. The one roommate must think she can just put food-caked cookware in the sink and it will magically clean itself. Must be the language gap. Maybe she'll understand when all her rice-caked and fish-gut smelling plates and cookware are sitting there for a fucking week. Day 1 of dishwashing strike almost over. Mixed up tuna INSIDE the can...made clam chowder by using my one pot...which I will clean in the bathroom maybe, when I'm showering. This shit is out of control. Fucking pigs. And then the other roommate, if she's too fucking drunk every day to do her dishes, well then she can watch them pile up.
If you cook or eat something, clean your fucking dishes! If you're lazy - just put it in the fucking dishwasher!

Will post pictures as situation increases.Fucking nasty - bitch is eating take-out right next to her stacks and stacks of dirty cookware and dishes. Enjoy the view bitch.

 

[gonzo`]

i thought you lived with your grandma?

where the pics!!

 

[Calimed]

I sense fruit flies in your near future

 

[KSP]

Keep one place setting per person and throw the rest out. On pot, one skillet, one spatula etc. Keep your place setting clean and under wraps in your room or wherever. I've lived with some GD slobs before, and this worked for me.

 

[fabvariousk]

I am two years into using disposables and will never look back.
You have to reuse a coffee mug like 300 times w/o breaking it in order for it to be greener than a styrofoam cup.
I use the same styro for two weeks.
Fuck Dishes

 

[F. Dupp]

I sense fruit flies in your near future

Fruit Flies or WINGED ROOT APHIDS???





Dont fuck the dishes, fuck your roommates and make them do the dishes.

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

Stop whining to us and tell the "women" to clean up their damm mess....problem solved

 

[Secrecy]

sounds like my soon to be living situation but its only 6 months for me.

 

[RudeDog]

I thought thats why women have smaller feet....to get nearer the sink..

Dirty bitches

 

[FreezerBoy]

I am two years into using disposables and will never look back.
You have to reuse a coffee mug like 300 times w/o breaking it in order for it to be greener than a styrofoam cup.
I use the same styro for two weeks.
Fuck Dishes

I've been using the same mug since 1977. 300 times? That's what, a little over 3 months? How many thousands of people would it take to find one that can't keep a mug for 3 months?

You don't like doing dishes. If you had any interest in green, you'd never use styrofoam again.

 

[Rusty420]

fuck you dishes, fuck yoos..

 

[supermanlives]

be nice to grandma. sounds like your living in a boarding house and sharing a kitchen to me

 

[Friend]

I try to just use one of everything. Same bowl, same fork, same spoon. The first thing i do after i finish eating is wash whatever i just used and put it away, so it's always ready for the next time. That way there's never a single dirty dish sitting around.

 

[F. Dupp]

You don't like doing dishes. If you had any interest in green, you'd never use styrofoam again.

Plastic and styrofoam are THE DEVIL. Heres proof-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrAShtolieg&NR=1


Stop buying wasteful plastic products especially plastic bottles.

 

[budbasket]

grandma needs to straighten up

 

[PorkSword]

fuck it, go caveman style and just use a stick to eat with.

 

[Red Fang]

I hate dishes too, but at least I know how to do them, would do dishes all day if someone cooked for me as I can't quite figure that out too well. Fortunately, I have an energy efficient dishwasher that uses less than half what I would use doing them by hand. I am alone, so I let them build up in a basin and do them every 3-5 days. Takes me about 1/2 hour to load it, but much better than washing every day! Disposable anything is evil in my opinion.

 

[HempHut]

...made clam chowder by using my one pot...which I will clean in the bathroom maybe, when I'm showering.

You might as well just do the full Kramer from Seinfeld on that one then and prepare your meals when you're in there as well.

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[chuckyoufarley]

when i was growing up after dinner ifyou didnt wash your plate and silverware before you left the kitchen ,you did everybodies dishes that night

 

[h^2 O]

You might as well just do the full Kramer from Seinfeld on that one

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"I prepared them as I bathed"