my insane "friend"

[Dudesome]

Here is my answer straight away. The dude is just overwhelmed with shit that is going on around us. I too believe in aliens. I've seen them.

as for op, no ofence dude, but with what knowledge of ur own are you backin up your critique into his adress with? Highschool? College? University? Exactly... the factories of thykind.
just educate yoself and spend some time along with yoself. Then go online and reeducate yoself and perhaps the light will come.

 

[MJBadger]

What do you think is wrong with him?

He`s no different from millions of other fuckwits that have to tell the world how many shits he`s had in a day or what he ate for breakfast . That`s what happens when your only friend is a computer & the only friends you have are online .
It`s a conspiricy solely created by Facebook . I know coz Jesus e-mailed me about the same issues .

 

[Stoner4Life]

my weirdest looking, strangest acting friend turns to me one day as we're getting stoned at his crib and says, "hey Dave, just wanna tell you that a friend of mine is stopping by in a bit, be forewarned though he's a little weird."

this I hadda see.......

 

[Dudesome]

Aint no weirdos in this world. Just a bunch of same idiotic sheeps who think they are okay

 

[Guest 150314]

Sounds like your friend is having a psychotic episode. Seen this happen to a few people, one thing they all had in common was unstable living conditions and excessive drug/alcohol abuse. If you really care about him you should make some calls and make him see a doctor or psychologist. A really close friend of mine went through this and ended up committing suicide.

Don't be scared to call a doctor or police for help, he will thank you for it later. Being locked up in a mental hospital is awful, trust me I spent a lot of time visiting and it's fucked up but it's a lot better than leaving him be and having to worry about him hurting himself or someone else.

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

no friends like that ,but i got a real crazy neighbor . he ran down the street naked the other day

The question we all want to know is why were you chasing him?

 

[DutchBoy]

Does anyone else have any experience like this?

My friend.... to a T.

 

[Iraganji]

I find that delusions are a very common occurrence in humans. When someone doesn't share
the same delusions as yours and or the majority, is when friction occurs.

 

[h^2 O]

he said that he had "figured everything out" and he didn't believe I was ready for the truth. When I call him, it goes straight to voice-mail, just the beep.
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YUP! That's him. Always like..almost talking down to me about it..."you'll figure it out" or "it all makes sense now" or "get ready for it." Like HE somehow figured out the mystery of life and that it involves select humans being transported to another planet or dimension at a certain time/date. Yeah he doesn't answer his phone either...lives in like a rooming house where he hates everyone but won't move. And he just sits in his TV-less, book-less, weed-less room with his little laptop vigorously searching for new "clues" or "evidence" that points to a major Earth catastrophe where he and a select few are zooted off to another star system.
It's insanity I tell ya. If I can't get his family to bring him to a doctor they might be willing to put medication in his food or drink...but he's isolated himself from his family too, never sees them even though they live within 10 miles. The really sad part is he just doesn't have any life anymore...this false reality he's created has totally consumed his life, to the point where he takes these off the wall youtube videos as FACT. And if you try to get on his level for a little and say yeah, we could be aliens or something like that he finds the need to correct you or say you need to do more research.

 

[Green lung]

Then go online and reeducate yoself and perhaps the light will come.

Here he is lol

 

[smokefrogg]

i can't believe you gave him your account usernames and passwords, you sound like an incredibly trusting dude, i hope that doesn't end up biting you in the ass one day

this guy, well i have friends that are somewhat similar, but not anything near the degree that it sounds like this fellow is

 

[Guest 150314]

YUP! That's him. Always like..almost talking down to me about it..."you'll figure it out" or "it all makes sense now" or "get ready for it." Like HE somehow figured out the mystery of life and that it involves select humans being transported to another planet or dimension at a certain time/date. Yeah he doesn't answer his phone either...lives in like a rooming house where he hates everyone but won't move. And he just sits in his TV-less, book-less, weed-less room with his little laptop vigorously searching for new "clues" or "evidence" that points to a major Earth catastrophe where he and a select few are zooted off to another star system.
It's insanity I tell ya. If I can't get his family to bring him to a doctor they might be willing to put medication in his food or drink...but he's isolated himself from his family too, never sees them even though they live within 10 miles. The really sad part is he just doesn't have any life anymore...this false reality he's created has totally consumed his life, to the point where he takes these off the wall youtube videos as FACT. And if you try to get on his level for a little and say yeah, we could be aliens or something like that he finds the need to correct you or say you need to do more research.

Delusions of grandeur is another sign, get your friend some help.

 

[CannabisFox]

Does anyone else have any experience like this?

There are three types of people when it comes to conspiracy.

1. The sheeps. (believing in goverment or church)
2. The "I dont give a fuck"s. (believing in their own moral)
3. The dumb. (believing in reptile aliens and other stupid stuff on youtube)

Every1 starts at 1 stay there or fall one number into 2 then maybe 3.

Your (ex) friend falls........ tadada.... in category 3 and you cant do anything about it.
Those ppl NEED that world they built up and no one can help them out.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Your (ex) friend falls........ tadada.... in category 3 and you cant do anything about it.
Those ppl NEED that world they built up and no one can help them out.

oh I think we can help.......

 

[C21H30O2]

You described the guy who sells me pot exactly, except this guy is in his 50s. But everything else about the reptile aliens and the youtube videos is right on. The guy is cool has like 40 different strains of the best weed all the time and when he starts talking aliens and shit im usually so high that its entertaining.

 

[Dudesome]

dudes. the aliens may be fo real...

 

[Dudesome]

You described the guy who sells me pot exactly, except this guy is in his 50s. But everything else about the reptile aliens and the youtube videos is right on. The guy is cool has like 40 different strains of the best weed all the time and when he starts talking aliens and shit im usually so high that its entertaining.

wish I knew a guy like that.

 

[Mezz Mezzrow]

What if he is right?

Haha, that's what I was thinking!

 

[Rusty420]

interesting fact: Sufferers of schizofrenia do not see optical illusions same as 'normal' people...so, go figure.

 

[PondeLftHndSide]

I have a good friend who wholeheartedly ascribes to the 'reptilian overlord' conspiracy, and most of the other ancillary theories that tend to go along with that. In terms of sheer brain power, this guy is definitely one of the most highly intelligent people I know. Math wizard supreme. But also very bipolar, the classic big-swing kind as opposed to my ultrarapid-cycling variety, and his upswings can get pretty strange. While I personally have a very open mind and have no issues whatsoever sincerely believing that there is some definite General Crozier-type shit going on behind the scenes at levels we as regular jackoffs will probably never know, at this time I have an extremely hard time making the jump to F1 HumaLizards.

His theories also deepen and intensify in direct proportion to his intake of psychedelics. LSD really seems to kick up his reptilian ruminations. For a while he was smoking my homegrown Salvia 3 or 4 times a day - just a little dried leaf in his spliffs, not extract, but he went through an ounce of it so fast. Unless you're a Mazatec shaman and societally expected to be nuts, Maria is not a good everyday girl, especially if you're already different-brained. She can take a man to some very strange places if he visits too regular. Maybe he's just been seeing his Nagual and it just so happens to be a lizard...

I guess the difference for me is that as ballsout crazy as he is, I love the guy and unless he went violent or something (which I don't see happening) have no intention of ever not being friends. I just don't invite him around the 'normals' anymore, because he right freaks them out. And because he'll discuss his extremely active sex life in micro-detail with anyone, anytime, for any reason. Gotta love bipolar...