How did you pass your CA drug test?

[ninjagaiden]

Hey All,

This is more for CA members. Im looking for people who have passed a THC drug content test in CA using whatever means in 2011

I have a test coming up and have been looking around for ways to get around this, and would love to hear how you did it.

If you wouldnt mind sharing what product you used, if any, when you quit smoking, and what date/year the test was, it would be really helpful!

Thanks!

 

[headiez247]

substitution

 

[h^2 O]

how can they test you for THC if you're a legal medical cannabis patient??????????????????
If you're not legal, take $150 and go to one of the billions of doctors giving out 'scripts.
I don't understand how they can test you for THC...why don't you show them your med card and say of course there's THC in my urine, I'm a legal cannabis patient?????????????

 

[MurderDeathKill]

how can they test you for THC if you're a legal medical cannabis patient??????????????????
If you're not legal, take $150 and go to one of the billions of doctors giving out 'scripts.
I don't understand how they can test you for THC...why don't you show them your med card and say of course there's THC in my urine, I'm a legal cannabis patient?????????????

probably has to do with the state supreme court ruling that employer's do not have to honor medical marijuana.

http://www.ogletreedeakins.com/publ...-required-accommodate-medical-marijuana-users

read that for some more info...


might have something to do with it being a recommendation and not a PRESCRIPTION...

 

[Headbandf1]

Script doesnt protect you for employment purposes Cal Superior court ruled.

Go to a headshop (Yep they're still around) and get the synthetic bag. Follow instructions on use. I got a rubber cut the tip off an used that instead of tape to hold the tube to my slong. I do recommend to practice for a couple days doing the clip with one hand or even two fingers, you don't want to have to look down and two hand that clip if someones looking at you it will be obvious. But like one of my army units slogan was - If you're not cheating your not trying, if you get caught - you just weren't trying hard enough"

 

[ninjagaiden]

CA does not give you a PRESCRIPTION, they give you a recommendation. These are totally different things legally and yes, i do have a dr rec

 

[Marick23]

CA does not give you a PRESCRIPTION, they give you a recommendation. These are totally different things legally and yes, i do have a dr rec

Synthetic is the only way to go. 35 bucks at your local smoke shop.

 

[Midnight]

Is your test for a private employer or a state job? I ask because a private employer will usually use the test where you piss in the bottle and they put a test strip in, if it changes to a certain color you are dirty. Now if you're getting tested for any type of government job, that test will most likely be a gas chromatography mass spectrometry test. This test you will not be able to beat.

As far as the other test, this will work;
http://www.quickfixurine.com/

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

You can w/ somebody else' clean pee. It's just a pain in the ass without a bag/bladder.

 

[Midnight]

You can w/ somebody else' clean pee. It's just a pain in the ass without a bag/bladder.

Yep, that's the only way to beat the government test, but, I've taken them and have ALWAYS been watched.

 

[THCphd420]

Takes about 1 week to get out of you system as long as you DRINK LOTS OF WATER, and are not obese. Altho synthetics work to if you dont wanna risk it.

 

[Sour Deez]

another vote for synthetic, why chance it when you can still smoke and pass with flying colors at same time...fuckem

 

[h^2 O]

well then the California supreme court sucks balls. How can they pass legislation allowing for the legal use of cannabis, and then allow people to be descriminated for it?

 

[supermanlives]

i pass right by. thats how. works every time. sorry no help

 

[Stoner4Life]

You can w/ somebody else' clean pee. It's just a pain in the ass without a bag/bladder.

yeah but if you screw up and spill that wizz on yourself then your friend has pissed all over you by proxy.......

 

[GL_Guerilla]

dilution. look it up. unless it's a chromatography mass spectrometry test (they send it into a lab) you cant beat those because they test for creatine levels...
i am on probation and just quit for like 3 weeks,(ima bigger guy) then on the day of the test, drink as much water as you can, make sure you piss like 10 times before you go in, your piss will be clear as water, so an hour before the test, take 10 b vitamins...within 3-4 voids your urine will turn from clear to "vitamin yellow"...
works every time...i even test myself right before to make sure im diluted enough....

 

[GL_Guerilla]

also if you can exercise alot, this will raise your metabolism greatly and will burn off the thc in your fat cells MUCH quicker...but stop exercising 3-4 days before the test to let your body return to normal metabolic state so your not still voiding all that thc...