Growing up according to most people= "marrying the first mediocre broad who didn't embarrass me in front of my mother, becoming sexually bored in 2 years max., get an awful 9-5 but progress to 60-80K a year, and have her queef three kids out of her now-ruined pussy to give me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. But I fit in at the gym and at the coffee bar, people think I'm normal. So fuck it. I'm grown up now, right?"
god damn, did u ever describe my life to a Tee!
FML