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Good God do I love me some Futurama!!!!!

Max Headroom

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this one had me ROFL

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StoneByName

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Bender: I'm going to build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! You know what- forget the park!

Planet Express Crew: No! Don't jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Robot Devil: This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
 

fabvariousk

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PJF: I have not heard of it

I of course love the simpsons and am a big fan of the chicken and seth macFarlanes stuff.
but Futurama and Venture Bros could be the best tv ever.
 

Stoner4Life

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who can provide a link to the Australian movie 'Futurama'(mid '80s ~ early '90s?)? it's about a young boy driving a Ford Mustang across Aussie collecting game pieces at the participating petrol stations in hopes of winning the top prize? I've looked for years but w/the popularity of the series Futurama I've had no luck.
 

HempHut

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*Fry and Zoidberg are pitted in a fight to the death ala Star Trek style*

Dr. Zoidberg: "Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?"

Fry: "Fatal."

Dr. Zoidberg: *hands Bender a wad of dollar bills* "Large bet on myself in round one."



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HempHut

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Professor Farnsworth: "Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement -- afterwards, he'll be lucky to have any bones left."




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SuperConductor

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Mom: What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex.

Fry: Are we there yet?
Hermes: We'll be there soon enough.
Fry: That's not soon enough!
 

zymos

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From the Slurm episode-

Glurmo: There will be no more questions.
Fry: (raises his hand) Why?
 

Max Headroom

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(at the amazonian maple sirup stand)

“That’s the kind of sap I like!” – Fry, tasting the maple sirup
You’re the kind of sap I like.” – Amazonian
“I’m scare-roused!” – Fry

ROFL
 

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