Sarcasm Thread

[SpasticGramps]

Let's print some more fiat money guys!!!

 

[greenmatter]

no really, i think our politicians understand what john q. public deals with on a daily basis

if you just talk to the credit card company they will work with you, they do have your best interests in mind...... and no i don't think that lesson applies to the deficit, because that kind of math is just way to hard for the guy on the street to understand

 

[Grendelkhan]

I do love finding out that some of the new cuts I have been flowering have turned hemied. I really, really makes me thrilled.

 

[supermanlives]

in dog we trust

 

[strawbrrygirl]

Ohhh Great a sarcasm thread, Thats just what this forum needs!!

 

[lost in a sea]

i love babylon,,, its great being a slave,,, and it hardly even bothers me knowing that a dynasty of inbred perverts and genocidal murderers have been stressing, killing, owning and controlling the DNA of the good hearted, compassionate and open minded souls , bloodlines, left on this sorry planet,,,,

sarcasm will be real useful in the future full on police state ,,

 

[Miss Blunted]

I love my boyfriend.

 

[lost in a sea]

i love your boyfriend

gotta love (this global) government too,, they dont help create all the wars, misery and strife in the world for the beast or anything, and it only persecutes its citizens in a fair way always based on understanding and compassion,,,

 

[dubwise]

what are you guys talking about? we can't just love our government, we've got to whole heartily worship them....on twitter! it is so cool that our leadership tweets whats on their mind...I do want to know what you had for breakfast mr. pres!

 

[h^2 O]

i don't want to see Miss Blunted naked. It would be horrible. I hate tits and ass.

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

I truly believe the meek will inherit the earth and that the government really does have my best interests at heart.

And here is how to apologize sarcastically
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

 

[MIway]

i don't want to see Miss Blunted naked. It would be horrible. I hate tits and ass.

I highly doubt MB's boy is going to read this... as he wouldn't ever be on a forum like this... and guy's rarely get their asses driven into the ground for making such comments.

 

[Miss Blunted]

^My boyfriend would never trade me for strains He gets mad when guys try to see my ta-tas. I don't want to be traded for strains

 

[crazybear]

I so love being so F**ked up I'm on disability!!!!! I hate it that I'm almost starting to love living with the pain!!!!!!!

 

[h^2 O]

I highly doubt MB's boy is going to read this... as he wouldn't ever be on a forum like this... and guy's rarely get their asses driven into the ground for making such comments.

Glad to know youre not the jealous type. On a totally unrelated note, chicks really dig guys who get overly jealous. It really turns them on. They like to be shaken up a bit, too.

 

[MIway]

Or rather, crude & disrespectful... the way to any real woman's heart, as any real man like yourself knows. Just like girls dig guys with no car, no job, no future prospects but to scam off disability... but I'm sure you have a big dick, so that makes up for it all, right? But this is all just sarcasm.

 

[In~Plain~Site]

I really enjoy being in the 39% tax bracket, especially when I can see the fruits of my labor leisurely perusing the board while handing out flowers.

It's all love

 

[dddaver]

FUCK YOU

 

[lost in a sea]

if there is one thing the world needs its more guns!

 

[Guest50138]

if there is one thing the world needs its more guns!

and some more stupid people to hold those guns that will fix everything