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RudolfTheRed

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is it rude if i am a white guy in prison with dreads and i bump into a black guy and say "yo g-funk you best be movin"??
 

PuReKnOwLeDgE

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In before the bin! Another dread thread, my stomach hurts from the laughter. I just finished stuffing myself with new york cheesecake and rasberries...emmmm nom nom nom

It is kind of cold here today, summer is going by way to fast I need to get to the lake tomorrow. South park is cracking me up, some raunchy shit for a cartoon. Smokin on some katsu bubba kush giving her a test whirl, not to bad for right off the line. Had some pulled BBQ pork for dinner with some gourmet freakin mac and cheese. I love mac and cheese with BBQ sauce on it, that shit is the truth. What would happen if I packaged and sold BBQ mac and cheese? I could go for some creme soda, everytime I have that shit though i forget and open it right up and it explodes all the F*&* over. Shit is deadly. What if I was wearing a one of Elvis Presely collectors piece and the creme soda blew its cap all over it? Could I sue the shit out the creme soda maker? All these questions just pop up in my mind like this all the time? Like what if I was in prison eating BBQ mac and cheese and someone wanted to steal it. I would open up my creme soda in their face and kick them in the nuts. If they had any of their mac and cheese left I would steal it. I would climb on the table and announce I am the motha fuggin Mac and Cheese king, give me all your Mac and cheese! Seriously though food in prison is my biggest fear. Not the quality, I can eat the ass out of a cow. More so quantity....I would spend most my time in the hole for ganking everyones food, "that's my fruit cocktail!" Haven't had fruit cocktail in a while, not sure If I would really spend time in the hole for fruit cocktail, it is kind of syrupy, but it still is a possibility. First night I would eat my cellmate, that way every one knew I was hungry. I would get prison tattoos of food items. Like get a chicken leg or wing tattoo.
 
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RudolfTheRed

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would you let this guy do your dreads?

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kmk420kali

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When I was in prison..a white guy with dreads didn't happen too much...but it rarely went well--
Very Racial there...When in Rome...and all that shit--:tiphat:
 

RudolfTheRed

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what if you are a really tan white guy with dreads in prison?

probably safe i would think.

not sure.

maybe we can ask dick proenneke?
 

kmk420kali

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what if you are a really tan white guy with dreads in prison?

probably safe i would think.

not sure.

maybe we can ask dick proenneke?

I work in the sun most days...I am VERY tan...one day my daughter came home, said she had learned about Rosa Parks in school...said If it wasn't for her, you and Mommy couldn't be married!! Lol...I asked why not...she said, because Mommy is white, and you are brown--
Hahaha...I am Danish and German-- :):ying:
 

CannaBunkerMan

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What is with all of these white guy with dread threads? I've never seen a white guy with dreads where I live. You may as well be from another planet, and would get looks to match. Actually, I've never seen a white guy with dreads. Where are they all coming from?
 

kmk420kali

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What is with all of these white guy with dread threads? I've never seen a white guy with dreads where I live. You may as well be from another planet, and would get looks to match. Actually, I've never seen a white guy with dreads. Where are they all coming from?

Come out from under you're rock..Pac-Man food!! lol
 

Claude Hopper

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What is with all of these white guy with dread threads? I've never seen a white guy with dreads where I live. You may as well be from another planet, and would get looks to match. Actually, I've never seen a white guy with dreads. Where are they all coming from?


Maybe its a west coast thing?

Its so white around here that I need to wear shades.
 
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longearedfriend

:)

I was expecting yukon to have made this thread

this thread really made me laugh out loud

no disrespect to you yukon :)
 

SOTF420

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Dreads or no dreads if ya bumpin into homies in the clink you fitna get shanked cuz :bigeye:
 

Bhodi_22

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makes me sing...

makes me sing...

"I'm a white dread - I'm a white dread, so?
I got a ring and I hang it through my nose
got a little game, I take it to the park
I don't care who plays - as long as the game is on!!"
Perry Farrel (Janes Addictions)

I think most white dreads are from the great white north....or the west coast
 

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