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Warm Mnt. Dew to beat a piss test?!

spurr

spurr

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Hello,

This may be old news, but I just read a very recent new story about the captors and rapists of Jacyee Dugard (poor girl). In the news story the following caught my attention:
In 1994, it was learned that Garrido wore a prosthetic penis during drug screenings. "Garrido would wear a fake penis and use warm Mountain Dew to fool the urine tests conducted with this counselor," the report states.
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Has anyone heard of this? I assume tests can now identify soda, or not, maybe it's not tested to see if the 'yellow stuff' is really pee?

Over a decade ago, I used to strap a condom full of clean urine to my leg, so it stayed warm. And use a pin to poke a hole in the condom so I can 'pee' into the cup. Not a route I suggest people take, as once I got some dudes clean pee all over my leg!!!

Of interest, one can buy clean pee on the Internet ...
 
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Classy@Home

Only works if they don't use the "dip the finger and taste" screening...
 
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Rysam

I just used the cigar tube along my nuts with clean pee. never would have thought Mt. Dew.
 
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BasementBreeder said:
lol

I wouldn't do this now though, as I believe most labs test for creatine levels to make sure the sample is not diluted.
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yeah that's what they do if it's too clear sometimes. I took b12 to make my basically water/piss turn neon yellow. WOrked every time. Chug like 3 gallons of water and piss 20 times before you take a piss test and it's basically just water after the bazzioloneth piss
 
spurr

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Funny story: I was taking a drug test to be long shore fisherman was I was 18. I took niacin, didn't smoke for a couple of days, yada-yada-yada, but when I tried to down two gallons of water, in short time period, I got violently sick. And to top it off, I failed my god damn test! :)
 
muddywaters

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i was just on probation for a year. i used to just drink 2 gallons of water and pee a bunch of times before my test and i would pass all the time. as long as you don't smoke or use other drugs to excess, you should be all right.
 
DiscoBiscuit

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Depends on the test. If the test is performed right in front of the pee tech, counselor, etc it's most likely a temp and test for the basic recreational drugs. There's nothing in the can to detect whether the liquid is urine or not.

If the sample is sent to a lab, they'll most-likely know it's not pee.
 
Anti

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Veddy veddy interestink.

If anybody tries this please let us know how it goes.
 
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greenmatter

if the tester is color blind it might work ..... mountain dew may taste like shit ,but i don't think it really looks like piss .... or does it?
 
Jellyfish

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greenmatter said:
if the tester is color blind it might work ..... mountain dew may taste like shit ,but i don't think it really looks like piss .... or does it?
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More so than any other soft drink. It's pretty much spot on for the color. I think it worked for Bo and Luke once, so go for it!
 
MIway

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The one I remember is that mountain dew would act as a birth control... common guys, get it right... ;-)
 
Darkstarlive

Darkstarlive

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whatever you try, don't drink large quanities of water quickly because you will drop your sodium level become Hyponatrimic and stop your heart and die. There was a case not to long ago at a radio station running a contest to see who could drink the most water without urinating and a woman participating in the contest died from hyponatrimia.

Peace...
 
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LouDog420

Gotta think about the carbonation in the Mtn Dew too. Don't want little CO2 bubbles all up in your urine and going off while they are checking temps and whatnot... :moon:
 
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