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What a day! Glad I was high and not drunk

After a long day of work I asked fiances brother if he wanted to go to the golfing range with us to hit some. I needed a shower before we went and I just heard yelling, well some dickass threw daughter on porch floor and was messing with fiance. I was only in boxers and ran down he went to stab me with a knife but brodawg cracked him with a club and knocked one of his eyes out!

Glad I wasn't drunk the Ruger .22 would have taken his life not just an eye.
 

Bionic

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WTF dude! Glad you and yours are safe! Can't say the same about the one-eyed jack. Fuck him! You shoulda picked up the eye, pointed it at him and yelled, "Look at you now!!!" LOL!
 
Holding baby daughter she has a small cut under her eye only 4 months young. Coppers said he has been homeless for a while and has raped many. Grateful for young brother in law to knock his ass out!
 
G

greenmatter

good to hear things worked out like they did. you were where you needed to be at the right time, and your people are safe.

truth can be way stranger than fiction on some days!
 
M

mugenbao

Coppers said he has been homeless for a while and has raped many

Glad you and your loved ones are safe and sound, sorry to hear about the crappy night though.



(Said sarcastically...) Too bad he isn't a pot smoker, he might have still been in jail instead of "raping many"...




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Space Toker

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whoa you know, I just went out feeling depressed after being in my weedy garden patch and feeling no hope! There was some farmers market following which was some lame concert in a small town near me. I circled numerous times then noticed 2 staties sitting there and took another road, and in the process on turning around got myself stuck on a wire cable and the cement block connecting that to the wire. 4 or so people came out of nowhere and I was free without involving cops I will aptly reward them if I get the chance. I was damaged but I was not without hope. these people helped me without expecting anything, good people do exist even though I did not think so myself.
 

SOTF420

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This is some pretty specific shit to be posting mgiht want to rethink doing so. But glad all is safe man kind of a crazy story. :peek:

Did his eye actually come out and did they push it back in? :bigeye:
 

PuReKnOwLeDgE

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^ thought the same thing

Glad to hear everyone is allright and hope the bum goes to prison and his sight hinders his success hiding form the butt pirates. Fucked up world...
 
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juicepuddle

After a long day of work I asked fiances brother if he wanted to go to the golfing range with us to hit some. I needed a shower before we went and I just heard yelling, well some dickass threw daughter on porch floor and was messing with fiance. I was only in boxers and ran down he went to stab me with a knife but brodawg cracked him with a club and knocked one of his eyes out!

Glad I wasn't drunk the Ruger .22 would have taken his life not just an eye.

I threw my hand over my mouth when you said it took his eye out! HOLY SHIT! Very glad no super serious injury happened to your family, I commend you on not killing the guy(Or commend you on not being drunk? :p) I cant say I would have done the same, when you first said daughter got knocked to floor I imagined age 9+ when you said 4 months, I was surprised you did not kill this mother fucker stay safe:ying:
 
I threw my hand over my mouth when you said it took his eye out! HOLY SHIT! Very glad no super serious injury happened to your family, I commend you on not killing the guy(Or commend you on not being drunk? :p) I cant say I would have done the same, when you first said daughter got knocked to floor I imagined age 9+ when you said 4 months, I was surprised you did not kill this mother fucker stay safe:ying:

Oh WOW! I went back and re-read the original post. Like you, juicepuddle, I thought BornToBeWhild was talking about someone older, not an INFANT! At first I misunderstood and thought it was the daughter's fiance he was talking about and the daughter was an adult.

After reading your post I realized it was BornToBEWild's fiance and infant daughter. Like you, I am not sure I could have stopped myself from using that club to beat that freak to a pulp!
 

paladin420

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Sounds like your justice system is a little fucked up if this dude was still out and able to get to your family. Glad yours are safe.

Now you kno what to get ur bro for christmas. Eyeball golf balls!!
 

Space Toker

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This is some pretty specific shit to be posting mgiht want to rethink doing so. But glad all is safe man kind of a crazy story. :peek:

Did his eye actually come out and did they push it back in? :bigeye:
that wasn't referring to my post right?
 

Euphrates

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That sucks, but I am glad to hear everyone but fuck tart turned out ok. .

Made me think of kill bill II

Sober or not, personally if i had a gun relatively close in that situation, I would of grabbed it and fired when he came to w/ a knife, coming close if not taking his life. Then again I don't have a child or S.O - You reacted well.

I hope they weren't able to put back his eye in working order, that injury would be a good reminder for that pos.

Even if you where in a state that doesn't have castle law, you would still be cleared of any wrong doing w/ the way he came at you w/ a knife; but that's a mess best to avoid. but none of that matters now.

Ruger 10/22s are so easy to aim too -
 

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