Confucius Says <insert saying>

[ShroomDr]

...If life were perfect, my dog could fit two tennis balls in her mouth...
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[Guayaki]

Confucius Says- man who run in front of truck, bound to get tired.

Confucius Says-man who run behind bus, bound to get exhausted.

 

[Puddin'tane]

 

[Hold Your Fire]

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Man who fart in church, sit in pew.

 

[ariston]

-

 

[smoke1sun]

He who sleeps on the floor, cannot fall out of the bed.

 

[delta9nxs]

"woman who fly upside down have hairy crack up"

 

[RAGGA MON]

man who walk through revolving door in airport naked is going
to bangkok!

 

[ganja_hasi]

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Man who sit on tack get point!

 

[Zonker]

Man who argues with woman by day gets no peace at night

Man who has sex in dirt gets peace on earth

Its bad luck to be superstitious

 

[Headbandf1]

winner winner chicken dinner

 

[ShroomDr]

A Cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed