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Ever get one of these emails???
I now spam them back with the following;
Dear Beloved,
I am a devoted christian. I am in the process of setting up a charity foundation but due to my health condition I would need somebody to help me finish it.This mail was sent by my PA (Chidoni Michelle ) please reply to my email address for more details.
theresa.chandler@rogers.com
Remain Blessed
Theresa chandler
I now spam them back with the following;
andNigerian Devil Worshipper Seeks Horny Older Women
Hello you sexy rich bitch,
I am a devoted follower of Satan, looking for gullible rich white women to send me lots of money.
I do not want to know your life story - just send me your banking information, so I can suck your accounts dry - and then have you grovel at my feet, begging to see my huge "pitchfork".
You must do this now - or little demons will infest your woman parts.
Satan be praised,
XXXXXXXXXXX
I am a Nigerian devil worshipper, but I'll take your money.
Please have the bills in small denominations, I will send my cousin, the Somali pirate, by with some friends to collect it.
Leave your banking info in a brown paper bag outside your house, we'll take care of the rest.
Satan be praised