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Been Married 22 years today. Loving Every Minute Of It Too!!!

resinryder

Rubbing my glands together
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Title says it all. Been married for 22 years today. Got to say that despite my down falls, my passion for midget porn, hehe, and my love of growing marijuana, I've got the best wife a man could possibly hope to have. These past 22 years really have flown by. Never really wondered where the time went because its been a wonderful trip with her for every step of the way. Out of all the things that could have ever happened to me, being married to her is the best I could ever hope for.. Besides, who else could put up with all my shit, hehe..The woman deserves a metal........... Or some serious counseling!
 

Noobian

Green is Gold
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Congratulations on your long and happy marriage ryder, I hope to be married and as happy as you are...one day!! :)
 
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Graham Purwatt

congratulations rr,sure sounds nice,the way a marriage is supposed to be.i wish you a happy 22 more :tiphat:
 

High Country

Give me a Kenworth truck, an 18 speed box and I'll
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Good on yah, I was married for 10 years, it was great, the best years of my life.

Unfortunately we drifted apart, the spark went out...divorced.

But we're still friends....not bitter and twisted....and I will always remember those years together.

Life goes on for both of us but the memories, love and respect remain.
 

BigDawg

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congrats man! She didn't happen to catch you whacking off to midget porn on your 22nd anniversary so you wrote this in hopes it will flatter her?

Be careful, hope you have many great years ahead of you.
 

paladin420

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Congratulation Brudda.. Hell with a metal! She should get a freakin big Check. Grower and Midget Porn?? Hope you kiss her low to the ground Hinny!! Often!!
 

Littleleaf

Well-known member
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Congrats for her for putting up with you shit for 22 years.

I'm at 16 on the 21 and trust me I have put her through SO much sht.I wouldn't have never have put up with.

staind
 

Mrs.Babba

THE CHIMNEY!!
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Congrats RR :D...You and your wife deserve a special night out. May you have many many more years of love.

Peace
 

Miss Blunted

Resident Bongtender
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Any woman married to a midget porn loving, growing man deserves 2 metals, free phsychiatric help for life and a big fat high-5 for tolerating your behinds. SO, your wife and I should take a long vacation, receive our metals and find the best shrink out there!

Happy anniversary Resinryder!!!! Make sure you do something nice for the wife today:)

Oh, and you must be doing something right to keep her for so long, enjoy the day!!!
 
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Headbandf1

Bent Member
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Congrats with your sicktuitiveness! Any advice for us none commited types..........one more honest question, Who many times is the 22 years have you felt like were unfairly crushed in the Ballsack, by your spose? I havent seen a relationship that long without one or two incidents?
 

pearlemae

May your race always be in your favor
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Congrats rr to you and the Missus. This year will be our 22 also, time flies when your having fun.
 

resinryder

Rubbing my glands together
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Congrats with your sicktuitiveness! Any advice for us none commited types..........one more honest question, Who many times is the 22 years have you felt like were unfairly crushed in the Ballsack, by your spose? I havent seen a relationship that long without one or two incidents?

I just have to answer this one.
"Any advice for us none commited types"=

Find the RIGHT life partner. Makes all the difference in the world. Before committing, if you see, feel, notice ANYTHING that would normally send you running for the hills, forget it. Life is too short to be miserable every fuck day!! I was married to Satan for 7 years in my 1st marriage and was to stupid to take my own advice then. BUT, had I not gone through that mistake I'd never met the wonderful angel I'm with now. Funny how life works sometimes.

"one more honest question, Who many times is the 22 years have you felt like were unfairly crushed in the Ballsack, by your spose?"=
The answer is-Never.. Besides, what I enjoy in the bedroom, kitchen, pantry, living room, dining room table is my business, hehe Pain isn't necessarily a bad thing.....is it?

Thanks for all the well wishes and comments. I really appreciate it.
 
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