Bioave Hydro DI-9200.....Opinions

[Milhouse]

I have not seen this posted just yet and I apologize if it has already been discussed. I came across this the other day while browsing a hydro website. This contraption is for sale for like $2400.

I would love to hear someones opinion on this piece of (shit) equipment.....looks like a damn flux capacitor.

Biowave is a revolutionary patent pending machine that increases plant yields by an average of 20 %. It operates by creating a subsonic harmonic wave that radiates out from the machine and makes plants breathe better. Biowave has been tested on the farm, in greenhouses, and in hydroponic growing facilities, and all tests confirm the gain in yield as well as a 55% gain in total dissolved solids. Many growers also have reported a huge reduction in insect loads. Current tests by Dr. Lynette Morgan in New Zealand have further confirmed the above results in greenhouse tomatoes. Biowave offers a three year limited manufacturer's warranty on parts and labor.

Dimensions: 34.5" x 12" x 12"
Wattage: 60W
Operating Voltage: 110v or 240v
Product Weight: 49 lbs

 

[Milhouse]

Same site that has a 15 gallon AACT brewer for $1400!!!!

The Vortex Brewer is unlike any compost tea brewing system on the market.

There is no water pump involved in the circulation. The unit operates entirely by an influx of air. The Vortex Brewer creates its own dynamic vortex flow of water.

Water naturally flows in a vortex, such as when a river meanders through the countryside, or a wave rolls onto the beach, or a spring rushes up from an underground aquifer, or a raindrop spirals as it falls to the earth. A whirlpool would be the most dramatic, visual example.

All those natural processes create what is called "living water". Water becomes alive when the vortex pulls into it the Earths subtle and powerful life energy forces.

We have all experienced living water at one time or another, such as when we drink from a fresh, bubbling creek, or bathe in a natural healing mineral spring, or dance in a spring rain shower, or stand in the ocean as the rolling waves crashed into our bodies.

We feel invigorated and alive. The same process works in the Vortex Brewer.

By allowing water to flow in this naturally created vortex motion the Vortex Brewer is able to enliven the vibrational energies manifest in our powerful, proprietary compost tea formulations...

 

[Raedwulf]

I have not seen this posted just yet and I apologize if it has already been discussed. I came across this the other day while browsing a hydro website. This contraption is for sale for like $2400.

I would love to hear someones opinion on this piece of (shit) equipment.....looks like a damn flux capacitor.

Biowave is a revolutionary patent pending machine that increases plant yields by an average of 20 %. It operates by creating a subsonic harmonic wave that radiates out from the machine and makes plants breathe better...

I watched an episode of Mythbusters once when they tested the effects of different sounds on the growth of plants.
If I remember correctly, the best growth was gained by exposing the plants to heavy rock music (they also tested classical music, and speaking to the plants but that was not as effective).

A cheap 2nd hand hi-fi and a 70s rock CD would probably work just as well as this Biowave thing