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mad librettist

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Urine comes out of the body sterile,it's only attacked by bacteria when it's exposed to air.


the last bit of the urethra is not sterile, so even peeing in a sterile environment won't stop bacteria/archea/yeast
 

guest2012y

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the last bit of the urethra is not sterile, so even peeing in a sterile environment won't stop bacteria/archea/yeast
Keep your pee pee **clean** I clean my urethra with iso and long Q-tip.:good:

I'd say as long as the urine is used promptly it'll be okay...look at Bear Grylls,he's still jumping off mountains
 

sso

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this is one of those things, if you try it, with open mind, a few times, you wont ever listen to the naysayers again.

best result i find just pissing straight into the pot, basically, piss first, water normally next, ive never had a problem of too much. but usually just give based on "feel" ;)

i use a container sometimes though to pee in first, but i never mix the pee with water, find that gives by far the best results, (with watering normally afterwards (till some runoff comes out of the pots and into the watercatcher)

amazing stuff.

can have a plant all dying from ph issues, leaves all out of wack. claws and discolorations and what not.

pee and water 1 to 2 times.

voila, plant fine and better than ever.

usually i just get good soil, then use aquarium wastewater, a few kinds of ferts (organic to none, of which i use just a dab now and then, varied food and all)

but mostly i use the aquarium water and piss, though frankly with good soil, i barely have to "fert", rarely need to, just transplant.

on the pee and my diet.

eh, fried bacon with eggs and chin su (Greatest "soysauce" ever comes from vietnam)

pizzas with pepparoni.

spagetti with hotdogs (though real meat hot dogs and not that crap you read about elsewhere)

and something similar to that (fond of italian)

pee, is very quickly odorless btw, in the rare case you smell anything in the room, its gone in 15 minutes.

i rarely use anything else but pee in the veg stage.

friend gave me some highpriced vegferts and wanted me to "try them out" (he´s highly disgusted with the urine method)

i tried them once, havent touched the bottle.

some "topstuff" supposedly LOL

..but after having seen a practically dead plant come back to life in a week. (and many a problem fixed later, with just a dab of urine, i dont even have a phtester, dont need to. never worry about it, even though the water is about 8+ ph, just add a dab of urine, maybe monthly or so)

i cant help but laugh a little at the fools ;)
 

dagnabit

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeC_eI4i0kM&feature=related

I'm keepin' your poop in a jar
Till the day you come back, so Idon't forget just what you are
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar

You thought you took everything ,but you left somethin behind me.
I scooped it out, I bottled it up.
And now its there on the stand by the bed to remind me.
In case I ever forgit , you're just a piece of .... poop.

I'm keeping your poop in a jar, till the day you come back
So I dont forget just what you are,
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar.


(Hey pretty pretty lady)

Let me testify,
I had a moment of weakness once , so I opened the lid for a smell.
Then it all came back to me baby, in a vaporous rush, I remembered you well
How could I ever forgit , ah but you're a piece of poop.

I'm keepin' your poop in a jar, 'til the day you come back so dont forget just what you are,
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar,
Ho everybody sing,
I'm keepin your poop in a jar, till the day you come back so I dont forget just what you are
Yeah I'm keepin' your poop in a jar,
Keepin' your a poop in a jar.
Keepin' your poop in a jar.
Keepin' your ...a ... poop in a jar!
 
I don't know if there is really a place called Southpark Colorado but if there is it would be even cooler if it took place there.

There is, but it is not a city, it is a basin in the mountains. High (>9500 ft), wintery a lot, desert, shitty in general... Land is cheap though. Would need the Sept finishers or a GH only.

Southpark the show is based on a town named Fairplay, in Southpark. It is also a shithole, you would not want an annual jam fest there either.
 

habeeb

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if you grow your plants with it.. I've heard of number like 10-1-1 being thrown out. how do you grow a healthy plant with only piss ?
 
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stoney-trees

this is one of those things, if you try it, with open mind, a few times, you wont ever listen to the naysayers again.

best result i find just pissing straight into the pot, basically, piss first, water normally next, ive never had a problem of too much. but usually just give based on "feel" ;)

i use a container sometimes though to pee in first, but i never mix the pee with water, find that gives by far the best results, (with watering normally afterwards (till some runoff comes out of the pots and into the watercatcher)

amazing stuff.

can have a plant all dying from ph issues, leaves all out of wack. claws and discolorations and what not.

pee and water 1 to 2 times.

voila, plant fine and better than ever.

usually i just get good soil, then use aquarium wastewater, a few kinds of ferts (organic to none, of which i use just a dab now and then, varied food and all)

but mostly i use the aquarium water and piss, though frankly with good soil, i barely have to "fert", rarely need to, just transplant.

on the pee and my diet.

eh, fried bacon with eggs and chin su (Greatest "soysauce" ever comes from vietnam)

pizzas with pepparoni.

spagetti with hotdogs (though real meat hot dogs and not that crap you read about elsewhere)

and something similar to that (fond of italian)

pee, is very quickly odorless btw, in the rare case you smell anything in the room, its gone in 15 minutes.

i rarely use anything else but pee in the veg stage.

friend gave me some highpriced vegferts and wanted me to "try them out" (he´s highly disgusted with the urine method)

i tried them once, havent touched the bottle.

some "topstuff" supposedly LOL

..but after having seen a practically dead plant come back to life in a week. (and many a problem fixed later, with just a dab of urine, i dont even have a phtester, dont need to. never worry about it, even though the water is about 8+ ph, just add a dab of urine, maybe monthly or so)

i cant help but laugh a little at the fools ;)


the only foolish thing is saying your fish water and urine do better than bottled nutrients without providing one single picture.
 

mad librettist

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the only foolish thing is saying your fish water and urine do better than bottled nutrients without providing one single picture.

pics don't mean shit bro. there is no way to really confirm anything from pics.

usually when someone wants to shut someone up they cry where are the pics.
 

descivii

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that does not seem right.

I can't stomach any bud unless it's in lots of fat, and I have trouble with bud butter.

I eat a terrible diet but I have chewed up half, whole blunts and every other size between on a number of occasions; digested just fine. All of which were due to cops coming but yeah only problem is actually swallowing debris. Not sayin roughage is by any means pleasant, I just assumed everyone could if they were inclined or pressured. Perhaps I am wrong then......on a side note I have always made an effort to use soap only when sterylizing is necessary. I hate washing hands all the time, maybe related or not.
 
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stoney-trees

pics don't mean shit bro. there is no way to really confirm anything from pics.

usually when someone wants to shut someone up they cry where are the pics.


Pics show me bud size, plant health, and growroom production...Dont know about you.

and how is asking for pictures of the CLAIMED PRODUCT trying to shut someone up?

Hey....I run a ganja house with 2.4 million plants. Believe it.
 

sso

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...nr1, im not touting a product, im relating from experience.

nr2, well i dont really need a nr2..

im not into taking pictures, dont even have a camera, for me to "prove my shit" id have to make a plant sick and then come back with the photos 2-3 weeks later lol.

fuck that. ;)

kinda sounds like you are either an idiot or someone touting a product (mostly idiots(specially when they attack other "product" (in fear of it being better and therefore making their own product undesirable?)

lol you really fucking got me there dude..

im touting a product! hey pee and pay me :D

im saying this to get famous.

hey its the peeman! yep,,, i was really shooting for that.

trying for the adulation of semi intelligent halfmonkeys is not really a thing of mine, either..

i grow ganja for 2 things, medicine , entertainment and fuel for when im making music.

i come to these forums to learn and talk to the occasional person.

sometimes, when the conversation is about topics im familiar with and or have experience with, i relate from that. but usually only if i feel it would help and no one else is saying it (or if im in the mood and am first)

next time you have a sick plant, you can piss in the pot and water it afterwards, then see the results and take a picture during and after.

if it doesnt work, maybe you didnt add enough pee or too much, maybe you are not good at guessing what the plant needs, might need a few tries.

then again your diet might be wrong, dunno never tried anything but mine.

i wont stop doing this, ive never found anything better.

tried a bit other stuff, wont say names lol.

do it if you like, i sure wont make any money off it.

and i damn sure wont be spanking off to anyone doing it.

my ego is just fine, got all the shit i need and want. (could actually do with a bit less.)
 

sso

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hah! and when i call you an idiot, thats actually quite idiotic of me :D as not being nice is

idiotic.

but ive never actually met anyone that wasnt an idiot, at least on occasion ;)

(actually quite miffy too, smoking preharvested buds (and before you damn say anything on that, just got back from a 9000 mile 3 months long journey and my bro smoked all my supply :D (it was allowed, he´s bipolar))
 
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stoney-trees

Pretty defensive for asking for some pics.

I dont know what you mean by plants going sick? If you mean a nutrient problem, well, urine does not cover the major macro and micro nutrients. And I know you say your soil does...You must have wonder soil. Because even subcools recipie doesnt last the entire grow. And that is a 300 dollar mix.

Im not saying your lieing. Im just not believing your plants are healthy off nothing but your piss and some fish water.

a pictures worth a thousand words.
 

Dudesome

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Im not defending or atacking anyone, but I think both sso and stoney-trees got their points.

A picture of a very healthy plant that is only fed with pee and fish water would indeed inspire people to try such things out. That is if inspiration is your primal goal ofcourse. If you are just sharing your experience, then there is no need to convience anyone. Just tell us how you do it and move on ;)

Anyways, thanks for sharing your experience with us sso. Mostly interesting atleast.
 

pearlemae

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I'll stick to peeing in the toilet, thank you!
You can also refine your pee for the nitrates in it and make gun powder from it also. Thats another one I'll pass on
 
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Bobby Stainless

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