When it is time for your yearly physical...and you ask your Dr to check you for toxins common to greenhouses--
you know U are a real grower when:
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Toes.
you know U are a real grower when:
- you can bloom in June and veg in December... Outdoors.
- you actually know why ^that^ is a feat.
- you can spot a minor nutrient deficiency from 50 paces... in roses, azaleas, your neighbor's citrus trees and sago palms...
- you've become a novice rose breeder, and rare heirloom tomato farmer just for a cover to your REAL farming and breeding efforts.
- you realize a 5lb bag of "Horticulture Grade Hydrated Lime" and a gallon of "Chelated Iron and other Micro-nutrients" runs around $25 and last twice as long as a $50 gallon of "Cal/Mag Plus".
- you know when your "tea" is ready by smell alone.
- you know when your "tea" is over done by smell alone.
- you hear the word bananas and accidentally mutter out loud "f*ck that strain then."
- you don't believe the hype.
- you can bloom in June and veg in December... Outdoors.
- you actually know why ^that^ is a feat.
- you can spot a minor nutrient deficiency from 50 paces... in roses, azaleas, your neighbor's citrus trees and sago palms...
- you've become a novice rose breeder, and rare heirloom tomato farmer just for a cover to your REAL farming and breeding efforts.
- you realize a 5lb bag of "Horticulture Grade Hydrated Lime" and a gallon of "Chelated Iron and other Micro-nutrients" runs around $25 and last twice as long as a $50 gallon of "Cal/Mag Plus".
- you know when your "tea" is ready by smell alone.
- you know when your "tea" is over done by smell alone.
- you hear the word bananas and accidentally mutter out loud "f*ck that strain then."
- you don't believe the hype.
you get the honor of reading and article in the paper all about your doings. LOL
whateverman
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when you call your sister to your potential new house to help you count the feet from the edge of the lot to the daycare center.
I counted 1050 feet. She got 1020. Either way, too close.
That actually happened btw, lulz.
I counted 1050 feet. She got 1020. Either way, too close.
That actually happened btw, lulz.
when you look at people in house and think in your head... if only you knew how I put my kids threw collage
Yea... I am always thinking about my plants and always checking on them even though I know there isn't going to be much of a difference.
You know you are a real grower when:
*you go to a grow store once a week
*everything you look at can somehow benefit or be of some use to your garden.
MurderDeathKill
Member
you know ur a real grower when: when looking for a home, what ur wife wants takes a backseat to what you want (some place ideal for a kickass grow)
You know you're a real grower when you don't actually keep any clothes in your closets.
Consequently you mostly wear t-shirts and jeans, dont have to hang them just throw them in the dresser.
But then you realize that dresser could be a sweet momma/clone cabinet...
Consequently you mostly wear t-shirts and jeans, dont have to hang them just throw them in the dresser.
But then you realize that dresser could be a sweet momma/clone cabinet...
When you grow in easy mode. Hard mode all the way!
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BlazingSaddles
You know your a real grower when you spend so long in your room staring at your plants daydreaming and marvelling over their greatness that your actually embarrassed when the Mrs comes to find you after your've disappeared for the past 90mins with no apparent reason and when you hear those footsteps down the hallway you actually start looking for your pruning scissors or you bend down to pretend like your actually doing something when she walks in so you don't look like a total obsessed psychopath!
BlazingSaddles
BlazingSaddles
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BlazingSaddles
- You know your a real grower....
When u constantly have to check your clothing for loose leaves and/or bud before you leave the house.
When you have 3 different cars and none of them are registered in your name.
When you get fucked off with the guy at the grow shop because he won't sell soil by the pallet and give you bulk discounts.
When your stoned 24/7 but haven't paid for bud in years
When you keep saying theres room for one more but you can't even walk around your room anymore
When there is fucking soil everywhere
When you use more latex gloves than a doctor
When u constantly have to check your clothing for loose leaves and/or bud before you leave the house.
When you have 3 different cars and none of them are registered in your name.
When you get fucked off with the guy at the grow shop because he won't sell soil by the pallet and give you bulk discounts.
When your stoned 24/7 but haven't paid for bud in years
When you keep saying theres room for one more but you can't even walk around your room anymore
When there is fucking soil everywhere
When you use more latex gloves than a doctor
when ur coffee cup sticks to ur fingers.. every damn mornin
OMountainMix
Member
You can't hide it bc your bud obviously is not like the rest of what is around. And people automatically and voluntarily tell you about their attempts to grow in the past. B/C it's obvious to them that you are growing, but since they've grown, they're respectful enough not to ask although again, it's obvious to them.
you're willing to tough it out around here dodging wing nuts like Stoner4Life in hopes of touching the minds and imaginations of even just a few of the newbie growers out there.
when its memorial day weekend and everyone is partying, going camping, and clocking out from work....and your headed back into the growroom again for the 3rd night in a row to finish harvest, clean trays, do garbage dumps and transplants.....
fuck wish i timed shit better....no time for downtime sometimes in this game the plants always come first..
fuck wish i timed shit better....no time for downtime sometimes in this game the plants always come first..
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