Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[mad librettist]

A wise man does not turn in his THC's to a swami.

A wise man saves his THC's for the blessing of the moon units.

When the wise men brought gifts to Jesus, who is just another great swami, they did not hand over their THC's, as that was supposed to happen in May but only because of a minor mathematical detail that we got wrong that proves the THC's will finally all be raptured in october 2013.

So be wise and build your house on the rock.

The moon rock, baby. Your THC's will be rapture proof on the moon, and we will use them to help any family members or pets that don't get raptured or swallowed by the earth.


Moon out.

 

[h.h.]

You still waiting for the rapture? It came by here a few eons ago. Bastards took all the good dope with them.

 

[Microbeman]

Totally Harcore Cannabads; Okay, but jooknow is that the kind what I sent to you or did I send you the good kind and how can I tell them? Would Ed know if I ask? And what about this stuff Moondick is saying?

 

[vonforne]

Moondick.....LOL

 

[Corpsey]

they are rare, but if you are out late enough you can catch a full moondick

 

[vonforne]

Now that Moondick is illuminating. I think I saw one once with a girlfriend who studied the ancient Moon arts. It was very late on the island of Maui back in ´83. We had been gathering magical flowers that grew in cow poo. After cooking and drinking its magical liquid by the full moon we began to chant and dance and during that time it was then that I saw my first moon dick. When she seen it she giggle in glee and then it turned to a deep moan. I will never forget that night under the moon.

V

 

[guest2012y]

Hold on to the roof of your house because this is going to blow it off...

During the Swami's last retreat I had the opportunity to travel deep into the highlands of Idaho state and visit a tribe of mobile home dwellers that held a very potent sativa in the tribe for over 100 years. The type was passed down generation after generation until finally it ended up in the hands of my source who I shall call "Zeek".

According to "Zeek" this sativa flowers in 28 days and is "the bestest stuff in this here treailer park". Once back at Swami K labs we began breeding projects...stay tuned for fantastic results and exciting new releases!
~Swami k
(To stay competitive in the seed industry,Swami K also supplies the necessary pre-hype)

 

[vonforne]

Hold on to the roof of your house because this is going to blow it off...

During the Swami's last retreat I had the opportunity to travel deep into the highlands of Idaho state and visit a tribe of mobile home dwellers that held a very potent sativa in the tribe for over 100 years. The type was passed down generation after generation until finally it ended up in the hands of my source who I shall call "Zeek".

According to "Zeek" this sativa flowers in 28 days and is "the bestest stuff in this here treailer park". Once back at Swami K labs we began breeding projects...stay tuned for fantastic results and exciting new releases!
~Swami k
(To stay competitive in the seed industry,Swami K also supplies the necessary pre-hype)

Are those hermie flowers????? Wow cool. It bet it is super high in Cannabads. Have you tested its content?

Post those results when you get then. Can we reserve some of those??????

V

 

[mad librettist]

Are those hermie flowers????? Wow cool. It bet it is super high in Cannabads. Have you tested its content?

Post those results when you get then. Can we reserve some of those??????

V

pff, look at you. moon this, moon that, and as soon as swami kush posts better flowers than I can grow you forget all about the moondick.

moon fucking out, you whore!

 

[forty]

Now that Moondick is illuminating. I think I saw one once with a girlfriend

I will never forget that night under the moon. V

good thing you didn't see a moondick on your girlfriend von, that could have turned out interesting in a much different way..lol


props on meeting zeek, swami. that 28 day sativa is the dankest i've seen. i've heard through the grapevine that using budweiser for the first 20 days makes them finish 50 days early.

 

[mad librettist]

dude a moondick can do any thing. anything at all! and it never triggers a gag reflex.

 

[Microbeman]

Are those hermie flowers????? Wow cool. It bet it is super high in Cannabads. Have you tested its content?

Post those results when you get then. Can we reserve some of those??????

V

Na! We're not supposed to have Cannabads....right Swami K?

I'm really excited about the trailer park geanse. I went out with a trailer park girl once and her geanes were really tight. There's this other stuff too frum Nova Scotia at another trailer park out there. Their dope is so good, they made a TV show frumit.

Swami K can you tell us what the good THCs are called and what they look like so I'll know for sure and so I can straight'n out that other Swami......geez.

 

[guest2012y]

i've heard through the grapevine that using budweiser for the first 20 days makes them finish 50 days early.

That is correct. "Zeek" uses a Budweiser FBE (fermented beer extract)....sounds like you know of this sweet find.

Na! We're not supposed to have Cannabads....right Swami K?

I'm really excited about the trailer park geanse. I went out with a trailer park girl once and her geanes were really tight. There's this other stuff too frum Nova Scotia at another trailer park out there. Their dope is so good, they made a TV show frumit.

Swami K can you tell us what the good THCs are called and what they look like so I'll know for sure and so I can straight'n out that other Swami......geez.

Yes cannabads are bad...hence the "bad" word there.
Cannabads come to fruition in the mind,you can not see them with a microscope. They are the "bad vibes" associated with the exposure to negative environmental stresses caused by Domestic disputes and such. Clearly Mr. Rize was filled to the brim with these nasty cannabads from smoking inferior strains to Swami K seeds.

 

[Microbeman]

That is correct. "Zeek" uses a Budweiser FBE (fermented beer extract)....sounds like you know of this sweet find.

Oh you mean that Zeek. Indeed, I know him well and he is like a brother to me.

Here is is photo which I keep on my mantle;

And here he is working in the field with his crew;

And with his crew showing the frutes of ther labor;

I still don't know what the good THCs look like Swami K.

 

[guest2012y]

When the Swamster's poopy pants breeders get done hybridizing with this stuff it's going to make many popular types look like dirt weed. Better start building that tolerance level now boys....~Swami K

 

[mad librettist]

i build my tolerance levels by reading the useless garbage that is swami.

you are such a fucking jerk swami, you should get lost and go fuck yourself. go away and never come back. fuckface. mother fucking fucker fuck moondicked fuckface! I hope your friends all die from dysentery.


oh, by the way, you should read "the celestine prohecy". get back to me after that.

peace and moon out.

 

[vonforne]

That is correct. "Zeek" uses a Budweiser FBE (fermented beer extract)....sounds like you know of this sweet find.



Yes cannabads are bad...hence the "bad" word there.
Cannabads come to fruition in the mind,you can not see them with a microscope. They are the "bad vibes" associated with the exposure to negative environmental stresses caused by Domestic disputes and such. Clearly Mr. Rize was filled to the brim with these nasty cannabads from smoking inferior strains to Swami K seeds.

I need to read that page again. I guess Mr. Rize taught us wrong at the OU. Damn, what a waste of 15 grand. I am glad I took it out of my moms purse when she was sleeping.

Could you run us through that once in the Swani thread here at IC.

I can´t get any cash from my mom lately. She has been smoking something with a guy named Bubba and never sleeps anymore. Bubba said she has been making lots of cash though.

 

[schwagg]

i build my tolerance levels by reading the useless garbage that is swami.

you are such a fucking jerk swami, you should get lost and go fuck yourself. go away and never come back. fuckface. mother fucking fucker fuck moondicked fuckface! I hope your friends all die from dysentery.


oh, by the way, you should read "the celestine prohecy". get back to me after that.

peace and moon out.

not sure here but i think Mad might have got hold of some of those cannabads. Wize above moondicks!

 

[guest2012y]

not sure here but i think Mad might have got hold of some of those cannabads. Wize above moondicks!

This is exactly what I've been talking about. Bad THC's..they are everywhere. This poor soul looks as though he is suffering from it's toxic effects. All those fictional THC's just going through his mind like a bunch of little gremlins pulling out and disconnecting all those long established neuropathways. Permanent brain damage is likely...he was warned.
~Swami K

 

[mad librettist]

well fuck you guys then, who wants to be on here anyway.

just cause some of us don't know cannabad science doesn't mean we should rapture our THC's.

I do nothing but wish ill on all of you, all day.

by the way, you guys should read "How to Practice : The Way to a Meaningful Life" by the Dalai Lama.


moon out.