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The Highly Improbable Fears of a Grower

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
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How about that the clerk at the hardware store will figure out I'm growing pot if I buy too many bags of soil at the same store?
 

Sgt.Stedenko

Crotchety Cabaholic
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I got wigged out yesterday harvesting my gal. I put the trimmed buds on a sheet of newspaper and noticed the police reports which listed a guy getting busted for cultivation.
Made me freaky-deakey for about an hour.
Shit's all good now.
 
M

Milhouse

Well after my house almost burned down (non grow related), That shit will scare the piss out of you!! I burned myself pretty good when it happened, house would have been gone without a fire extinguisher. the only reason I have the F.E. is bc i grow. After fire out, couldnt call 911, ended up driving self to ER with some nasty 2nd degree / light 3rd degree burns.

Since then, I have tried to think of many improbable situations and try to plan how I would / will react. Not a bad idea for anyone to do truthfully. Just being prepared.

"Improbable" shit does happen and should be planned for. Not saying it should keep you up at night but I def dont agree with you shouldnt worry about it at times. It is the paranoia that sometimes discovers possible security flaws.
 
Got a Chicago customs form from a seed seizure. Nothing came of it. For those curious, it wasn't from the boo/bay and was a <$40 order.

Also during mid flower I pass by parked cop cars wondering if they're spying on me or some shit.
 
Got a Chicago customs form from a seed seizure. Nothing came of it. For those curious, it wasn't from the boo/bay and was a <$40 order.

Also during mid flower I pass by parked cop cars wondering if they're spying on me or some shit.
lol. just drove by one and wondered,what the fk is he doin around here??
 

turbolaser4528

Active member
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going to jail, getting arrested, snitched on, robbed, gunfight with cops prematurely ending my reality here, ruining my life and having years in jail to regret it, getting ass raped in prison, ass raping others in prison, electrical fire, neighbors calling cops aka snitching, not being able to control myself..


fuck snitches they should all be lined up and shot!
 

Bababooey

Horse-toothed Jackass
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So, the only other option to being ass-raped is to be the one doing the ass-raping? I mean, I'm all for an eye for an eye and all that, but if dude tries to make me his prison-bitch, I'd be happy with knocking him out and calling it a day...
I submit there would be an intimidation factor, though, if you raped your would-be rapists. Unless the rapists are into that, in which case in wouldnt be a deterrent...
 

Stress_test

I'm always here when I'm not someplace else
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I don't sleep well and spend many nights sitting in the dark watching traffic, listening to the neighborhood, walking the streets, and contemplating scenarios that could expose my secrets.

I know that ALL of my paranoia isn't unfounded either, because I know of over a dozen different grows in my immediate neighborhood. If I was able to locate and identify them then LEO could also, since I don't have the snitches and all the shit that LEO has at their disposal to locate grows. It has helped make me a better, safer grower.

I still have had instances of panic attacks when I envision SWAT busting in and trashing my home in the middle of the night, terrifying the kids and making a spectacle for the media.

It keeps me on my toes and helps keep me on top of my game.
 

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