I wanna gf.

[dddaver]

JEEZ-SUS! And I thought I was bitter. Now I'm asceerd. I'm jus gonna join Spanky's club, dammit.

One of the best things about the internet, no matter how bad you think you've got it, SOMEONE his gonna tell you about something worse (or will say they have it worse anyway).

 

[supermanlives]

Or you spend moniez modifying it...

i aint buying any more boobs

 

[Jellyfish]

Yeah, mm, here's Old Pink's ride-

Old Pink's favorite kicks-

Old Pink with his Mommy in 1957-

 

[BornToBeWild]

A gal is like gold when you meet the right girl! Have been with fiance for 4 years. Beautiful,smart,sense of humor, have a baby girl and each day our friendship and love gets better.

 

[supermanlives]

one woman for the rest of my life is a scary thought. there is too many beautifull women and i would like to sample as many as possible

 

[BlueBlazer]

A gal is like gold when you meet the right girl! Have been with fiance for 4 years. Beautiful,smart,sense of humor, have a baby girl and each day our friendship and love gets better.

Been married to my wife 30 years this fall!

Jail sentence would have only been 20 . . .

 

[Jellyfish]

i wanna-
a. girl friend
b. get fucked
c. grow funk
d. get fucked up
e. all of the above

The correct answer is 'e', all of the above.

 

[TLoft13]

one woman for the rest of my life is a scary thought. there is too many beautifull women and i would like to sample as many as possible

You know this isn't mutually exclusive? I'm in a really good and fullfilling relationship right now, and i told my gf very early that i'm not the one for sexual exclusivity.
A lot of the posters here sound really bitter and sad, don't give up on other people guys, but don't think women aren't dangerous if they want too, either. Just my 2 cents.

 

[Protea]

my gf just came home yesterday from a worktrip. and i realised how much i missed her. not only because she is smart and kind, and all the other good qualities she has, but also because i am a better person when i am whit her. she enhanses my good qualities to. its a winwin situation for me.
and indeed it isnt mutually exclusive. its a religios hype this monogami (?), since i am not religious, it doesnt apply. simple as that. but aggrements has to be made and kept.

 

[TLoft13]

my gf just came home yesterday from a worktrip. and i realised how much i missed her. not only because she is smart and kind, and all the other good qualities she has, but also because i am a better person when i am whit her. she enhanses my good qualities to. its a winwin situation for me.
and indeed it isnt mutually exclusive. its a religios hype this monogami (?), since i am not religious, it doesnt apply. simple as that. but aggrements has to be made and kept.

For sure, it's a learning and working process. It needs good amounts of trust, and the trust is harder to establish if you're open from the beginning. But it's still worthwhile and workable with the right person.

 

[dddaver]

I guess that might be workable as long as you never have to break your word and are totally upfront and never take vows. Actually though, I've NEVER met a woman who would accept that. Sorry, not sustainable irl.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

sounds like you just need a teddy bear

 

[longearedfriend]

if your lonely go hang out with the homeless, a lot of them smoke weed and have often great stories to tell.

maybe you could talk about your need for cuddling, some of them are real good listeners

sometimes one will even have a guitar and play

try not to wear too classy clothing though

 

[TLoft13]

I guess that might be workable as long as you never have to break your word and are totally upfront and never take vows. Actually though, I've NEVER met a woman who would accept that. Sorry, not sustainable irl.

I and a lot of other guys are proving you wrong right now. And have a lot of fun while doing it.

 

[Red Fang]

welcome back, yummybud

just what I thought!
well except the welcome back part!

 

[rick shaw]

I've been going out with the perfect girl for the last six months. We totally get each other,have lots of fun,and the sex is amazing.

Whatever you do,don't mention it to my wife.

 

[one Q]

get a vasectomy first. Then a girl friend. YOU dont want to a FATHER, trust me.

 

[mrcreosote]

My wife and I were perfectly happy for 25 years...

Then we met.

(Rimshot)

 

[Trinity Gold]

Women = Complications ...

Best to pay em to leave..

 

[longearedfriend]