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dansbuds

Retired from the workforce Bullshit
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These are all great guys ... love a good laugh first thing in the morning ....... but i just wanna get to the point i need to hire a trimmer :(
 

paladin420

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These are all great guys ... love a good laugh first thing in the morning ....... but i just wanna get to the point i need to hire a trimmer :(
You always need at least one. Keep learnin on here and you too will hav endless hours of distraction and entertainment.
 

ijim

Member
"i can do this all day! i love weed! id do this for free!".....

a couple hours later " how long are we doing this for? i cant see straight, my back hurts, my hands are sore, my scissors are not cutting anymore! i have a sandy vagina".....

im buying a trimpro rotor tomorrow to get rid of trimmers once and for all.....

Someone needs to put a 190 micron mesh in the bottom of the waste bag of the trim pro and let the vibration sift the keif lost in the process from the waste bag.
 

ProfGerbik

Active member
These are all great guys ... love a good laugh first thing in the morning ....... but i just wanna get to the point i need to hire a trimmer :(

wish i could even afford help. i love your morgan avatar, good ol darkstalkers, they need to make some new ones or new games.
 

Phaeton

Speed of Dark
Veteran
Yeah, I'm generally a loner, but every couple of months I get a steady stream of visitors. I prefer solitude, but they bring scissors so they get to come in.

"I'm going to do this at my house" seems to be a very common comment. I try not to be too amused in front of them.
 

PuReKnOwLeDgE

Licensed Grower
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Veteran
My cousin always has my back, of course there is always a choice nug sack after the jobs done in it for him to. He has nothing better to do most the time and glady volunteers to smoke down, munch out, chat away and snip snip snip all day long. If you could tape record the shit that comes out of our mouths in there, seriously. Maybe he will remeber some, I have a bad memory for shit like that.

Sometimes I enjoy my quiet time and choose to go at it alone, lots of time to think and sort things out. When the going gets rough there are a couple spin pros that I don't use anymore packed away. I used to dread trimming a while back, I hated it, but ever since my State passed MMJ and I became legal you can't get me out of the trim chair. I will trim 12 hours a day with a smile on my face :) Hand trim only here and everything gets 1-2 more once overs before it goes out. Strong competetition out here I have to go above and beyond to stay where I am at.

When times get real rough, I call in the elite. My girlfriend. Back in the days she was right besdie me grinding away in tight spaces in less then ideal conditions, Bonny and Clyde type shit, trying to get it done, ready, and the fuck out of here. Now that we are legal, its my job and for me to worry about and she worries about hers. She is a hairstylist, fiskars in her hands and shit gets done, even her helping for 1-2 hours hypes us up and restores morale. Sometimes, when its just me and her, it becomes a distraction.

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Cool thread "I will be bacl" to laugh my ass off later as it gets going.
 

paladin420

FACILITATOR
Veteran
My cousin always has my back, of course there is always a choice nug sack after the jobs done in it for him to. He has nothing better to do most the time and glady volunteers to smoke down, munch out, chat away and snip snip snip all day long. If you could tape record the shit that comes out of our mouths in there, seriously. Maybe he will remeber some, I have a bad memory for shit like that.

Sometimes I enjoy my quiet time and choose to go at it alone, lots of time to think and sort things out. When the going gets rough there are a couple spin pros that I don't use anymore packed away. I used to dread trimming a while back, I hated it, but ever since my State passed MMJ and I became legal you can't get me out of the trim chair. I will trim 12 hours a day with a smile on my face :) Hand trim only here and everything gets 1-2 more once overs before it goes out. Strong competetition out here I have to go above and beyond to stay where I am at.

When times get real rough, I call in the elite. My girlfriend. Back in the days she was right besdie me grinding away in tight spaces in less then ideal conditions, Bonny and Clyde type shit, trying to get it done, ready, and the fuck out of here. Now that we are legal, its my job and for me to worry about and she worries about hers. She is a hairstylist, fiskars in her hands and shit gets done, even her helping for 1-2 hours hypes us up and restores morale. Sometimes, when its just me and her, it becomes a distraction.

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Cool thread "I will be bacl" to laugh my ass off later as it gets going.

Yuo say distraction like its a bad thing. I see u also go with the 420 union approved trimmer uniform. Naughty school verson!!!!
 
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Eatatjoes

I'm taking that pic as my background :D My screens about to get sticky!
 
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