How to approach an older woman!
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I would roll up on a gold spray painted walker with dice hanging in the middle. Fuck it and glue some hubcaps on the side make sure they are straight bling bling. Might be 10's but keep em clean! Get a fat stack of old country buffet all you can eat coupons and make it rain in that bitch.
Seriously though Vag, I get what your saying Milfs can be alot more fun. Reason is, they are secure with their bodies by that age and will rock it out more and do freakier things with it. Young women are still all worried about every square inch so much they are more reserved, plus listening to them talk is painful. If I was you I would be straight up with em, tell them what your thinking, older women are good at knowing what they want and if you let them know you are available you will find out quickly if it is you.
Seriously though Vag, I get what your saying Milfs can be alot more fun. Reason is, they are secure with their bodies by that age and will rock it out more and do freakier things with it. Young women are still all worried about every square inch so much they are more reserved, plus listening to them talk is painful. If I was you I would be straight up with em, tell them what your thinking, older women are good at knowing what they want and if you let them know you are available you will find out quickly if it is you.
if the queen bee ain't happy...the hive is not happy
"Have you ever ridden a Harley in the moonlight naked?"
"Do You want to?"
Well yeah, it sounds cheesy but it worked on my aunt.
(paradiddle-rimshot)
"Do You want to?"
Well yeah, it sounds cheesy but it worked on my aunt.
(paradiddle-rimshot)
Congratulations on your incest, you dirty bastard.
I hope you have a brother and a daughter, sharing your ideologies on family love. Doggypile, anyone?
Since when has incest become acceptable btw? All this porn with twins etc catering for the good ol' 'motherfuckers' is disgusting.
ContaminatedNug
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older women want what the younger women want but can't have.. that said, different generations like different things... So a women who was young in the 70's and 80's might like those metro guys who look like THE ONE AND ONLY GEORGE MICHEAL
I say some of you need to seek help quick, you damn stoners 
Women are women and will always want what they cannot have,treat them like gold and they sleep with your best friend act like you don't really give a shit and you'll have to beat them off with a stick.
Now they will never admit this but who do you know that gets the most lovin? I bet the don't really give a shit player.
Good Luck
Mr.Wags
Women are women and will always want what they cannot have,treat them like gold and they sleep with your best friend act like you don't really give a shit and you'll have to beat them off with a stick.
Now they will never admit this but who do you know that gets the most lovin? I bet the don't really give a shit player.
Good Luck
Mr.Wags
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Not sure what you mean, but if you mean to say the aunt was the instigator, it's even more disturbing. Older people should be more responsible.
estotoker,
Welcome and salutations. I'm glad I motivated your first post but you gotta learn to relax a little, friend.
(paradiddle-rimshot) The rather broad hint that it was a joke.
You haven't been to the Catskills?
Oy veh. What a nudzh.
Welcome and salutations. I'm glad I motivated your first post but you gotta learn to relax a little, friend.
(paradiddle-rimshot) The rather broad hint that it was a joke.
You haven't been to the Catskills?
Oy veh. What a nudzh.
Nudzh: nooge. Someone who pesters.
BTW...
Identical twins are the Cadillac of porn.
BTW...
Identical twins are the Cadillac of porn.
I smell Old cheese!....hey what u doinnn?
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with a smile and a boner. Older women are cool, they fuck you then buy you shit.
I'm not not a lady....so do you want to fuck.
