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Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

Rednick

One day you will have to answer to the children of
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Got a whole buttload off the Internets.
Military Surplus dude!
 

forty

Active member
nitroGEN, you can remove the nitro gen with motalocas easy 1 2 gene splice kit(tm) (c) (r).

you mean there's only one? shit, all this time i there there was quite a few nitrogenes. what if it's a really, really big plant?

N= nitrogenes P= posferris's k= potassinisms :dunno:
 

Microbeman

The Logical Gardener
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I gotta tell you guys, don't fool around! You've gotta get rid of that Nitro-gene as soon as you notice it or your plants could blow up!! Ever heard of nitro-glycer-gene? The expolosive. Well, that's where it comes from and that's how come so many gro-ops catch on fire and are in the news. The neat thing is, once you get rid of the Nitro-gene you open up those internal corridors...you know where those special oils are...you know about the oils right?....anyway then you can use Ed's trick of watering with your favorite drink like kool-aid or orange juice and you get that nice flavored bud. What a great trick huh? Thanks Ed.
 

guest2012y

Living with the soil
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I gotta tell you guys, don't fool around! You've gotta get rid of that Nitro-gene as soon as you notice it or your plants could blow up!! Ever heard of nitro-glycer-gene? The expolosive. Well, that's where it comes from and that's how come so many gro-ops catch on fire and are in the news. The neat thing is, once you get rid of the Nitro-gene you open up those internal corridors...you know where those special oils are...you know about the oils right?....anyway then you can use Ed's trick of watering with your favorite drink like kool-aid or orange juice and you get that nice flavored bud. What a great trick huh? Thanks Ed.

Exactly ^^^
 

Scrappy4

senior member
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Dear Swami, i write to you with the greatest of urgency, as i have a family emergency.

As you might fondly remember my sister Bertha (Her face still glistens with your private blessings) She is now working in a brothel in Calcutta. Her 8 kids are scattered, only the holy of holy would know where. And she is addicted to crack and meth.

My brother the scientist at monsanto has now taken another position at advanced nutrients.

As you can imagine, we want to save the shame, that my sister would have to go through if she found out how he soiled the family name. She is serving the poor like she always wanted, and I would hate to interupt her work there.

Any blessings you could bestow would be most welcome.......scrappy ado whala whala
 

guest2012y

Living with the soil
Veteran
yes I am!


at least my friends can be seen without special equipment

(burn! game, set, match! wiiiize upp!

Mad man....ladies and gentlemen,I give you the results of the moon method madness.

Dear Swami, i write to you with the greatest of urgency, as i have a family emergency.

As you might fondly remember my sister Bertha (Her face still glistens with your private blessings) She is now working in a brothel in Calcutta. Her 8 kids are scattered, only the holy of holy would know where. And she is addicted to crack and meth.

My brother the scientist at monsanto has now taken another position at advanced nutrients.

As you can imagine, we want to save the shame, that my sister would have to go through if she found out how he soiled the family name. She is serving the poor like she always wanted, and I would hate to interupt her work there.

Any blessings you could bestow would be most welcome.......scrappy ado whala whala

I have consulted my crisis management team of crappy pants breeders and we have decided to give you this link.....
Swami K

http://hubpages.com/hub/Raksha-Bandhan-rakhi-Hindu-indian-Festival
 
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schwagg

Dear Swami, i write to you with the greatest of urgency, as i have a family emergency.

As you might fondly remember my sister Bertha (Her face still glistens with your private blessings) She is now working in a brothel in Calcutta.


(Her face still glistens with your private blessings) LMAO!!! oh shit that's funny!
 

Microbeman

The Logical Gardener
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(Her face still glistens with your private blessings) LMAO!!! oh shit that's funny!

Like a glazed donut?

And you Moony, talk about special equipment! What about the space shuttle and I heard the moon wasn't even real anyway. It was all filmed in the Nevada desert.
 

guest2012y

Living with the soil
Veteran
Like a glazed donut?

And you Moony, talk about special equipment! What about the space shuttle and I heard the moon wasn't even real anyway. It was all filmed in the Nevada desert.

He's one of the guy's who worked on the movie set...the one that got away.
 

mad librettist

Active member
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wiiiize upppp! people, or the mad lib's gonna burn you with the cool touch of the moon burn.

moon burn, ya dig!

now wize up, biatches.
 
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schwagg

sorry about the tape MM, broke the pencil on the last moonfreak...


picture.php
 

guest2012y

Living with the soil
Veteran
That all ya got? Wiiize up? What moon? It ain't real but Shwagg's pencil is Mo Fo!
You've seen the movie 'The Truman Show' right....fake moon all the way.

As for the pencil.......Straight laying laying in the yard with a #2 shanked in the neck foo....peeled back.
 
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