Whats the worst bag of weed you ever bought

[alpo]

i've been sold a lot of pinched bags and gave pinched bags back as a result, although looking back i probably should have just taken a lost

but the worst bag i bought was in high school when a friend asked me to pick a ounce up for him and i got sold a ounce of a bag of leaves. we only smoked a few bowls of it together and it was really harsh but we still got high. im not sure if he smoked the rest or what he did with it

so i was wondering whats the worst bag of weed you ever bought was

 

[anavar]

some stuff called "swazi", it was filled with seeds and stems and was dark brownish looking. tasted like shit and i only got a very slight high after a couple of joints.

needless to say i never bought that shit again, just wanted to try it out of curiosity. it was really cheap too, 10 euros for a 15g bag.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

i didnt buy it, but the worst bag of weed i ever saw was an 60 dollar Oz in arizona that my friends cousin was smoking on, brown, pancake flat, full of stems and seeds....we decided to buy a 100 dollar quarter of some cali purps that had been shipped instead..

only other time was in Las Vegas, we were desperate for bud and bought a few twomps on the strip of some pretty good brickpack mexican..nice and green and got us pretty damn high....but other than that ive been smoking for free for the last 5 years pinching the choice colas of out my packs lol....

 

[supermanlives]

the worst weed i ever had was my own. used miracle grow overfed and didnt flush. yuck looked killer but was unsmokable. i have always had hookups for decent to top notch weed

 

[igrowkushbitch]

The worst bag I ever got was when I was in Bali, Indonesia. Bought the bag in a sketchy spot so it had to be quick. I didn't have much time to look at what I was buying I was in a dark club. Turned out to be some spices glued together. I just said fuck it and drank like a fish the rest of the trip.

 

[gilgahash]

The worst bag I ever saw (didnt buy) was an elbow of mexican brickweed with a dead mouse compressed into it... nearly vomited when I saw it

 

[alpo]

ive also bought a pound of compressed mexican brickweed for $400 that was full of seeds and stems and probably mold. it must of been really old and smelled terrible too. (someone told me they could get it for me for 250-300 that was suposed to actually be good and after i committed things changed) i sold some of it and me and a couple of friends spent the summer smoking the rest of it when we couldnt find any good weed

 

[Bobby Stainless]

The bag of blunt guts I was sold on the streets of NY.

 

[SpasticGramps]

Street bud. I named it Epic Fail.

 

[DaPurps]

I bought an 1/8th of nugz for 50$ a few years back before I got into growing. It looked dank, smelled dank, weighed out, so I took it. I got home and smoked the whole bag trying to get high to no avail.

 

[RudolfTheRed]

i'd rather have dry, seedy, steamy, mexican than what i got one time in high school.

if it had been cured, and stored properly the bud would have been above average quality however this idiot did not cure the bud at all and i swear half the bag was water weight. then the wet bud had been compacted for storage and transportation i assume. it was fucking disgusting and there was nothing i could do to get out of it. i had given the money to someone for them to pick it up for me. never again. even if i dried the buds out i would have been left with half the weight and there was nothing you could do... the buds were ruined when they were compacted wet. the worst is what i paid for it.

its not so bad when you spend 60 bux and get a bag of shwag. of know what you are paying for. i paid full price for what i thought was going to be dank headies.

 

[paladin420]

How about sold? Peeps where bitchen about$$$ of prime Kona . Grabbed stuff from the ditches called it Fireweed.. sold great, repeat customers.. Ok I'm kinda sorry -

 

[thing]

LOL if I told you, you'd laugh at me.

 

[oldhaole]

That's a hard one. The last bag of weed I bought was in the Bush the elder's presidency. It was imported over Summer from California. Looked good, smelled wonderful, but it didn't get us high. Smoke four joints and all you got was a small buzz that lasted for 15 minutes followed by a headache.

Made the homegrown crap here look good. Only reason I bought it was it looked better than what I had. Mistake...it wasn't.

 

[paladin420]

LOL if I told you, you'd laugh at me.

No Honest! I would not!! Trust Me!!!

 

[CannaBunkerMan]

I bought a QP of mexi brick for $500. It ended up being HALF seeds and sticks. And it tasted like dryer sheets. After the seeds were removed (no easy feat), that worked out to $250 an ounce. For schwiggidy schwaggggg.

Spastic Gramps, your "epic fail" looks 10x better than what I had. Yours is green and orange. And sinsemella. Mine was dark brown. And popping with ticks in my weed.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

ouch man brickpack for 500 a QP they only go for 500 at the border...

 

[thing]

No Honest! I would not!! Trust Me!!!

I was young, it was like.. the 90's.
I asked "dude" to bring by a "dub."
Fast-forward.
I hopped in the rusty buick, and took a look.
At first I was like, "whoa bro, this is some fire, it smells all minty brohan,"
..and since it was one of those shady hit-n-run kind of deals I was like "well okay then," and hopped out of the rusty buick.
I swiftly peddled my huffy back home to further inspect, and then.. thats when I realized..

I had just bought a piece of mint gum rolled in schwag shake for $20.

..So like any young noob, I meticulously salvaged the two hits-worth of minty saliva-moistened shake, and smoked that shit!!

lol.

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

Ha! That is very funny, hilarious for sure.

My worst bag story...I bought an 1/8 at a dispensary back in 2002 when I lived in SF. I was broke, and could only afford the cheapest stuff they had, was selling at $30 a bag. I bought it, didn't bother to look at it because, I figured, this was a legit business that had a reputation to uphold.

Got home, looked at the product, found it was the moldiest, still damp, scwhaggiest scwhag I'd ever seen. Didn't try to smoke it, I could tell it wouldn't fire up because it was so wet. Got back in my car and drove back to the dispensary to get my money back.

The worst part of this story is the deuchebag manager of the dispensary wouldn't give me a refund, even after examining the scwhag. I argued with the guy, wasn't about to leave without my money, eventually the woman working the counter said that this was complete bullshit, and paid me out of her pocket. I didn't like that, but I didn't like not getting a refund worse, so I left with my money, feeling sorry for the woman, hoping she was maybe banging the manager and could get HER money back by withholding nookie.

 

[CannaBunkerMan]

ouch man brickpack for 500 a QP they only go for 500 at the border...

I live about as far from that border as you can get, and still be in the lower 48. I was new to the scene. Still, no excuses.

Here's a funny story; One QP I got from this guy had actual brick in it. I found a piece of brick in my brick. What the fuck?!?