Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?
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Given the general and obvious lack of interest in leading his devotees to the 'next level' by our designated dharma/karma I'm thinking that we need a more appropriate name for our leader under the laws of cosmic consciousness. (He's a liter among quarts - he's no half-pint!)
I propose that from here on out we refer to our guru as 'Swami Thumb Dick' - with all of the respect due to such a title.
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I propose that from here on out we refer to our guru as 'Swami Thumb Dick' - with all of the respect due to such a title.
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big_daddy
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schwagg
kharma gives me an STD? wtf?
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schwagg
Swami TD, checking in again to show this ABC cut. i think this may very well be the explosive pheno. absolute AMAZING growth and structure.
schwagg, you need to flush more, or your flowers wil have elements in them
when they are free of elements they will be smoother than air
when they are free of elements they will be smoother than air
How does flushing on the moon work? With that whole gravity thing?
If you notice the yellowing leaves that was a special genetic trait bred into the line.
It's the patented Swami Kushendez Auto-flush genetic trait. Leaves automatically yellow and drop away taking all those harsh nitrogens and stuff that make you cough with them...leaving nothing but room for more dank azz Swami K nugs friends.
It's the patented Swami Kushendez Auto-flush genetic trait. Leaves automatically yellow and drop away taking all those harsh nitrogens and stuff that make you cough with them...leaving nothing but room for more dank azz Swami K nugs friends.
Vacuum pressure, just like on the ISS.
My soil containers all have big vacuum funnels under them, hooked up to my central vac.
On the top side there is a neoprene disk, with a center flexible polymer that acts much like a woman's birth canal when giving birth, where the stem is located. All watering tubes have to be attached directly through the neoprene. Then I pressure test the system, fix any leaks I have, which I locate with Chlorine gas, and I'm good to go!
See, that sounds perfectly plausible for an Earthling who was trying to achieve this in space. As a matter of fact I'm sketching a similar system up in AutoCAD. But much like we now use RO machines to purify water, native peoples will still boil it in a pouch made out of a snake. I was wondering how the natives of the moon do it.
motaloca
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So who's gonna have a bobble-head doll first?
the trick to having moon gravity pulling water up the plant is to plant under the moon, never on top, UNLESS you are flushing, because elements go with gravity.
it's easy!
it's easy!
swami maybe you can design a self trimming plant? that would be dope.
forty
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self trimming would be tits.. the propane bill is getting expensive for my current method of cleaning up my ladies of unwanted elements and nitrogenens. only thing i'm afraid of is the thripses coming back. fuck it, eagle 2000 is probably cheaper and safer than propane anyway.
Swami K fully endorses Motaloca's patented "Nitro-Gen Ezy 1 2 gene splice kit".
You have to get those nitrogens out of there,why not start at the genetic level.
Swami K does not Endorse any "Moon Flush"....a shoddy product if there ever was one.
Our crappy pants'ed breeders are currently working on a type that only grows flowers...no leaves. You're welcome.... ~ Swami K
You have to get those nitrogens out of there,why not start at the genetic level.
Swami K does not Endorse any "Moon Flush"....a shoddy product if there ever was one.
Our crappy pants'ed breeders are currently working on a type that only grows flowers...no leaves. You're welcome.... ~ Swami K
