The joke thread, cause we all need to laugh!!!!!!

[gasman420]

my guess is that this thread will be joined w/the already existing The joke thread, cause we all need to laugh!!!!!!

if you find your thread missing this is where it's gone.......

thanks for that. didnt know there was one, oh well you live and learn
peace

 

[BlueBlazer]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?"

 

[Oldmans_Herbs]

duck walks into quicky mart asks the guy behind the counter if they have grapes, the guy says no we dont sell grapes..
the duck leaves but comes back like an houre later, same question : you have any grapes?!?
no! the guy says, We don't sell grapes!.. the duck says geez ok ok.. and leaves the store.
the duck comes back a couple hours later the place is packed.. duck says HEY, you got any grapes?!?!?
the guy has had it and yells "WE DONT SELL GRAPES!" and if you come ask again i will nail your feet to the floor!. duck just walks out.. couple hours later here comes the duck, the guy is red already..
the duck says hey... you have any nails here?.. the guy is kinda relived and says no, no we dont have nails here.

good, do you have any grapes?


Herb..

 

[Stoner4Life]

duck walks into quicky mart asks the guy behind the counter if they have grapes, the guy says no we dont sell grapes..
the duck leaves but comes back like an houre later, same question : you have any grapes?!?
no! the says, We don't sell grapes!.. the says geez ok ok.. and leaves the store.
the duck comes back a couple hours later the place is packed.. duck says HEY, you got any grapes?!?!?
the has had it and yells "WE DONT SELL GRAPES!"

no soap elephant radio???

 

[Oldmans_Herbs]

get good and high then re read that.. lmao it kills me every time...

Herb..

 

[krunchbubble]

im sure this thread wont last, so ill throw in a fucking funny video....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcI3kF2zNBo&feature=share

 

[laylow]

im sure this thread wont last, so ill throw in a fucking funny video....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcI3kF2zNBo&feature=share

lol crazy mofo's

 

[dddaver]

is there really fucking on it?

 

[Stoner4Life]

im sure this thread wont last, so ill throw in a fucking funny video....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcI3kF2zNBo&feature=share

damn that was funny, that last explosion was worth the wait, 27 seconds later the lid comes floating back down to earth.......

 

[krunchbubble]

damn that was funny, that last explosion was worth the wait, 27 seconds later the lid comes floating back down to earth.......

my abs are still hurting from watching it this morning and laughing do hard!

the lid coming down was beyond hilarious!

 

[rick shaw]

I was walking into town with a friend. We passed a dog licking himself.

I said I wish I could do that.

My friend suggests that I should just pet him.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I was walking into town with a friend. We passed a dog licking himself.

I said I wish I could do that.

My friend suggests that I should just pet him.

nice one bro, getting to be like a cheezy old vaudeville act in here.......

 

[gasman420]

thanks for response folks. cant sleep so heres another one
husband gets phonecall from police. your house has been broken into, they've drank all your beer and raped your wife! husband replies " i cant believe they shagged her after only four cans

 

[hunt4genetics]

The Dalai Lama goes into a Pizza shop and
ask Them to make him "one With everything."

 

[Stoner4Life]

The cops called Chopper Bobs house @ 2am to tell him that they caught the crook who snuck in & out of their house the night before robbing them right in their bedroom as they slept....

'Chopper' starts throwing on his clothes and heading for the door when his old lady says "where the hell you going?"

"I'm headed down to the police station to bail out that thief" said Bob to her amazement, "and if that son of a bitch tells me how he got in and out of here past you last night I'm gonna drop all the charges and by him a beer......."

 

[Bionic]

What did one tampon say to the other?















































Nothing. They're both stuck up twats.

 

[Bionic]

One evening, a man comes home with a duck under his arm. His wife greets him at the door and the man says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
The wife responds, "What?! That's not a pig. That's a duck."
The man deadpans, "I wasn't talking to you."

 

[BornToBeWild]

Glad to be high
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously stoned."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm high?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the fella said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

 

[rick shaw]

Two deer are walking out of a bar.

One comments 'I can't believe we blew thirty bucks in there'.

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Did you hear about Bin Laden's Attempt do find another wife among his former 24 wives?

Bin Laden went to the Beautifulpeople.com and was looking for another wife,his 25th and was finally rejected by the website.

Twenty-four of his ex-wives became suicide bombers and Blew themselves up after they were rejected also by beautifulpeople.com.

All 24 wives tried to blow up uglypeople.com