I need to pass a urine test

[Ursus]

I've heard a lot of different time lengths to how long THC stays in my system. I consider myself a daily smoker, anywhere between 1g - 7grams in 1 day. I'm 6,0ft and 156lbs. I already run regularly to try and offset my smoking habits. I know the normal idea of drinking a lot of water but, if I took some type of herbal cleanser too, would I be able to clean my system in 2 weeks or so? The job I'm planning on getting just does 1 initial urine test and none after that assuming you're clean.



Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 4-7 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)

Frequent users urine drug test
THC by-product: 2 weeks to a month after smoking (3 months for extremely heavy users)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_does_marijuana_stay_in_your_system#ixzz1Pn9cuwUP
fyi* non medical state, so no clemency
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[MMJcali]

in two weeks, will be tough, but is possible.

take niacin multiple times a day every day along with more than usual amount of exercise and water intake...the key is to sweat it out, and burn the fat! but you mentioned you already do that so...

Another thing you can try, if you can afford to go on a 3 day fast where you only drink water and take niacin, that might be the best way to start it off. When you do that, your body purges out all of the mineral deposits and 'toxins' that are stored in your system. This might give you a good kick start. BE VERY CAREFUL THOUGH AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT NIACIN THERE IS TO KNOW!!! SOME PEOPLE DONT REACT WELL TO IT, ESPECIALLY ON A FAST!

good luck!

 

[enter sandman]

Simple...drink lots of water (I mean lots). Right before you take the test make sure to piss (you do not want it being real yellow). This helped me pass 'most' of the tests I got regularly in a state prison...12 years in all.

 

[Rukind]

i heard it good not to do much fat burning so minimum amount of exercise.

but really just get some fake piss or a friend with clean piss.

 

[stihgnobevoli]

thc leaves your body through your shit the fastest, eat a lot of fruits and fibers for the next 2 weeks.

i see everyone saying drink water, that aint gonna help much.
you certainly don't want to be burning a lot of fat either, the thc is stored in your fat cells, all exercising will do is make you high and add more thc to your blood.

 

[BlueGrassToker]

I was called by the testing doctor once to be advised that I failed the test.
He stated for me to stop smoking for two weeks and retake the test. I did and I passed.

After some research, I find that you want to not be fat. What they are looking for is held in the fat cells...so yes indeed losing fat weight is what we want to do...not keep from losing it as mentioned above.

Skinny people take two weeks to clear out, fat people can take a month. Simple.

Having failed that one test back in the late 80's I decided to never be put into that position again. I now carry a bottle of synthetic urine with me at all times. It is a never fail product for the type of test it sounds like you will be subjected to. It is only a failure when the test is witnessed (like at the sheriffs office for your weekly probation testing), or if they are pulling hair.

detoxforless.com DO IT!

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

night before the test take the herbal cleanser pills, and then the herbal cleanse drink the 2 hours before the test. get the one for extra large people. works better.

Also stop smoking of course asap. Last, but NOT LEAST Sweat as much as possible. drinking water wont work if you dont sweat. go to a sauna. thc bonds to fat molecules. Burn them off.

 

[Midnight]

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

 

[Sam the Caveman]

I've used fake urine with great success before, so thats a good option.

In other threads about this topic, some people say to eat lots of starchs (potatoes, rice etc..) the night before and the morning leading up to the test. This way your body isn't burning any fat. The THC bonds to the fat so when the fat burns the THC is excreted as waste that is tested in the urine. This method doesn't take much effort, so it might be good insurance to have in case they are watching.

 

[Cheerful]

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

This is how I was able to get my current job. I wouldn't bother with anything else.

 

[VirginHarvester]

After some research, I find that you want to not be fat. What they are looking for is held in the fat cells...

The way I understand it, you want to take in as much fat as possible a few days before the test if you aren't using MJ because with fat it's "first in, first out" so those 'clean' fat cells are most likely to be present in urine so therefore won't be presenting THC metabolites into your urine..

I would recommend any detox someone is comfortable with but I think the dilution method which uses something like gatorade, aspirin, vitamins, creatine works about as well.

You'll notice a lot of those detox drinks contain fiber and as I understand it that's so that the couple hours before the test when you drink the detox the fiber starts to absorb the THC metabolites. Psyllium fiber absorbs metabolites. That alone with water might be enough to dilute but you need the other ingredients to make sure the tester or their devices aren't tipped off by the lack of creatine or vitamins(specific gravity). I can't remember why the dilution method calls for aspirin but I think it decreases the ability to detect THC.

If I were doing straight dilute method again I'd add psyllium fiber, probably 5 grams two hours before, and 5 grams one hour before just to help soak up THC.

Skinny people take two weeks to clear out, fat people can take a month. Simple.

Don't really believe that because I quit for four days and passed- using the dilution method. I wasn't a heavy smoker at the time, might be more difficult this time. I'm fairly skinny by the way but I was smoking every day at the time- less than a joint per day.

To the OP, since you have some time you might order a pack of THC test strips on ebay and practice, your call. They are inexpensive as hell.

You might want to buy some creatine and start dosing a few days before the test. A teaspoon per day will help keep your creatine levels up no matter what method you use. I believe creatine is needed to maintain specific gravity so you don't tip off the tester that you diluted. I think no matter what my method is again I would use some fiber and creatine anyway.

Also, to me this would be very important to me: How will you know for sure that you'll have the time to use the fake urine? Sometimes they practically stand outside the door with it cracked or something. When I was tested I couldn't flush the toilet, turn on a water facet, nothing. Not to mention, you have to have the urine at the exact body temperature. That's not always easy and it's usually down your pants around your nuts/vag in order to maintain that. Even if I were to try fake urine- which always works if you can get it to correct body temp and put it in their container- I'd also like to be fully diluted or have taken the detox drink just in case I couldn't, or I spilled it, or whatever.

Ursus, if it's a decent job you really should invest in learning and practicing your options- substitution, detox drink, dilution. It's worth the time and MONEY.

 

[CapoDiesel]

, all exercising will do is make you high and add more thc to your blood.

No

Exerciting you burn the fat (and thc in it), it burns for then for expel it from the body, by pee or sweating...

if you feel a high running is because of the endorphins, and it have a relationship with our cannabinoid receivers though you don't smoke cannabis.

 

[John Deere]

I just got called in for a 2nd interview tomorrow. I'm not necessarily a heavy smoker but I am a frequent smoker so I'm just planning on using a fake urine. No reason to chance it with my own. I'll check with the local smoke shops today to see if they sell anything. Otherwise I'm ordering online ASAP.

Last time I took a urine test I was clean for almost a month and passed.

 

[Swampdankv2]

If you still have some time, I will tell you a few things that worked for me.

Cleanz Blendz herbal tea did it. Goto GnC. Ask for it by name.

Also, you must have 48hrs clean but U.S.B. (Urine Saliva BLood) worked as well. Goto a head shop. Most any of the detox drinks rely on the fact that you are going to dilute your body with so much water that the level of toxins in your urine will be undetectable. And they put a ton of creatine in the drink to make the control line on the stick test show up. If that "C" line doesnt show, they will say you are too dilluted. A good way to look at it is that line marked "C" stands for creatine, not control. Thats what they are looking for. You can actually save the cash if you have creatine at home (or a buddy, whatnot) and take a couple grams of it, down a ton of water, voila! Other than that, use the cleanz blends every day up to the day you pee. And sweat alot, everday. And drink tons of water every day. And avoid crappy foods everyday. See where I am going with this?

Good Luck!

SD

 

[Ursus]

If you still have some time, I will tell you a few things that worked for me.

Cleanz Blendz herbal tea did it. Goto GnC. Ask for it by name.

Also, you must have 48hrs clean but U.S.B. (Urine Saliva BLood) worked as well. Goto a head shop. Most any of the detox drinks rely on the fact that you are going to dilute your body with so much water that the level of toxins in your urine will be undetectable. And they put a ton of creatine in the drink to make the control line on the stick test show up. If that "C" line doesnt show, they will say you are too dilluted. A good way to look at it is that line marked "C" stands for creatine, not control. Thats what they are looking for. You can actually save the cash if you have creatine at home (or a buddy, whatnot) and take a couple grams of it, down a ton of water, voila! Other than that, use the cleanz blends every day up to the day you pee. And sweat alot, everday. And drink tons of water every day. And avoid crappy foods everyday. See where I am going with this?

Good Luck!

SD

Thanks for the product name! It would be a lot more difficult for me to order some product online. I only have access to GNC, smoothie king (lol) and a few headshops. I've heard of cranberry pills and a few others. A lot of good info here, thanks guys. for a little review I should...

eat fiber
drink water
exercise
herbal teas (cleansers)

I am not sure if this will be a monitored drug test, so I am feeling a little iffy about the fake urine routine and like I said, I'm not in a position to be ordering things offline

 

[BlueGrassToker]

I can tell you that the single time I failed a test, the doc said that the lab can easily detect masking agents. So he obviously knew I used a high sucrose masking agent. So basically that shit don't work, bubba. It may well mask, but they will ask for a retest.
Not all places are going all out and may just be dipping your piss in a minimal panel test strip. Those sorts of test given in the fly (like some construction sites) you may get lucky.
Abstinence or synthetic urine is about all I can trust.

 

[Stoner4Life]

there's about 40-50 threads on the same subject, couldn't you find your answer in one of those?

 

[ch103]

Quickfix, made by Urine Luck

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[DRorganic]

how long can i get clean in two month?