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Fucking glorious

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Two part thread/post

First off,...WOW... It's absolutely beautiful out today!!!!
After rain and humidity for nearly 2 weeks, sunny,70's and dry!!!

I'm walking around the property butt-kekkid, damn, my ass is white as a milk bottle, rockin the farmers tan hard. :dance013:

Second part...I just met the coolest lady in the world.

I needed some work done around my place,check CL's, naturally.So, I come across this one ad a day last week...for safety's sake let's just say it was titled "Tina the trimmer" or something like that ;)

Well, she's comes out today...pulls up in an '87' Nissan Max(pos) and meets me in the driveway....straight-talkin',50'ish,bandana,old wife-beater,dirty hands...Ohh, and she smelt like patchouli :jump:I loved her right away :thank you:

Mind you, me and this woman are probably polar opposites, appearance wise...I mean to say she dresses on the outside as I feel on the inside.Potential kindred spirit here. :ying:

As to not bore you good people on this glorious day, sufficed to say she's coming back next week to start working, we worked out an arrangement to work together...pretty cool.I'm feeling great, medibles and sunshine.

Go forth and spread it
 

trichrider

Kiss My Ring
Veteran
good luck there bro!
just remember you don't 'shit where you eat' or some such foolishness.
it is a beautiful day!
stay fly.
 

schwilly

Member
Sounds like a good one, other than the patchouli

Start doing the butt nekkid thing when she's around. If she doesn't flee, it's fate.
 
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No guys, she really is just doing outside work.

Just a real nice lady, she fits the bill perfectly for what I need done.General weeding and planting/designing...I needed a hand, she could use the work thing.

I spotted her, she definitely has not spotted me.No ulterior motives, just karma at work(I wanna believe).

I also can't reiterate enough just how fucking gorgeous it is outside, I'm high as a kite...it just feels like i'm firmly on my square today.

Wish I could bottle this shit

The lady has a really cool story, been all over...can't explain the synapse that takes place when you 'click' with someone.Back in the day I didn't like the smell of patchouli either...smelling it on her was kind of calming.

Every once in a while it's great to have a usable pulse...that's all :D

Top down, 'Everybody wants some" on the HK - 10way sounds tight
 
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longearedfriend

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good for you man

enjoy
 

supermanlives

Active member
Veteran
put some clothes on you aint a youngster anymore and nobody wants to see your beer belly .; owe wait thats me nevermind LOL
 
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LOL...In my minds eye, I'm perfect...but you know what a bullshitter I can be! :laughing:

Seriously great day :ying:

put some clothes on you aint a youngster anymore and nobody wants to see your beer belly .; owe wait thats me nevermind LOL
 
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