worst advice given

[nukklehead]

dont sweat the petty stuff and dont pet the sweaty stuff ( sorry .. an oldy but a goodie)... or always do the finger sniff before going down

 

[Abja Roots]

Trust me.............

You can fill in the blank with whatever you've been told to trust.

Don't worry..........

Repeat the same as above.

 

[LIFEISGOOD]

Baby, you look great in those tights....

 

[SCROG McDuck]

Baby, you look great in those tights....

Those are famous 'last words'! HAHA!

 

[Rednick]

"Here, drink some Jager", Good friend.

"Let's take bonghits in the parking garage. It's too cold to walk in the woods." Well I am sure you can guess how that turned out.

 

[Duplicate]

Can't think of anything in particular but most it has been marriage advice coming from people who've been divorced at least once.

 

[Nadicus_Maximus]

When my old grand dad came to the US, he hooked up with some dame that gave him the crabs and the guys he worked with at the factory told him to use BEN-GAY to get rid of them yeeowwww

 

[LIFEISGOOD]

I don't think her Adam''s apple looks that big, go get her big boy! Take no prisoners

 

[dagnabit]

when i got my arm split open from wrist to armpit by an emu (long story) my mother in law suggested pouring absorbine on it to disinfect before going to the hospital....

btw i did it and it hurt like HELL

 

[Scrappy4]

WMD, were fighting for democracy, we are liberating them, they will welcome us with open arms, nuclear energy is safe, I will only stop for one beer

 

[ijim]

Get a public defender.

 

[Captain Ginyu]

"i unloaded it myself. don't worry about it"

I learned that one the hard way, fortunately I'm still alive, LOL

 

[Captain Ginyu]

vote for hope and change

Funny, I saw right through that BS.

 

[TrichyTrichy]

"tanning is actually healthy" lame DR. promoting tanning salons

 

[superbolan]

Try it, whats the worst that could happen?

 

[Piel]

Try it, whats the worst that could happen?

So I took two blotters of acid (first trip, good stuff) and was totally "psychotic" for 24h.

I learned a lesson.

 

[i grow]

If you dont stop touching that thing its gonna fall the hell off!!!

 

[imnotkrazy]

So I took two blotters of acid (first trip, good stuff) and was totally "psychotic" for 24h.

I learned a lesson.

Hehe, 2 hits of 4way window pane my first go-around. A single hit never worked good enough after that - it took 5 or more to get the right feel.

 

[DARKSIDER]

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[D.S. Toker. MD]

"What doesnt kill you only makes you stronger."

It was a fool that came up with that saying. As someone who has had a challenging life, the truth is really similar to a growing tree, and every hit in life- divorce, death, job loss, busted, etc. With each event, its like an axe was buried in your trunk. If enough "chops" occur, youre weekend and harmed.