you know U are a real grower when:

[elgwedoloco]

your girlfriend understands when you spend hours in the other room with another female

WOW! I love it.

Or...

Quality time in your relationship is a razor blade/scissors, a lot of bright lights, the smell of growing marijuana, and a pile of leaves when your done.

 

[zingablack]

When a friend calls you bragging about some "amazing pot that only cost 125 a quarter" and he wants to smoke some with you to show u how good it is. When he gets to your place you realize he has the popcorn buds off the katsu bubba u grew that u gave away two ounces of cause you ran out of jars

 

[jrockondamic]

actual conversation with real estate agent: This place has everything you want. In the mountains, in your price range, perfect yard the dogs, pool, it's everything and more.

me: it sure is! I'm damn near ready to submit an offer! woo-hoo!!

real estate agent: only potential issues the inspector saw is the electrical stuff is a bit dated. he also said you may notice some pretty extreme humidity in the basement due to the way it was built. he'll call you to explain.

me: next house please.

agent: WTF?

 

[shroomyshroom]

you know you are a real grower when a friend opens one of your cupboards and ask...what the fuck do you use 1000W globes for...?

You know your a real grower when you would rather scratch and sniff your plants than your missus.... ewwwwwwwwwww I went there.....

 

[SOTF420]

When you don't have to really manicure anymore because your buds look like this

 

[OMountainMix]

My hubby's recent Grape Krush was like that. 4 oz fits in a giant Mason jar vs. 2.5-3 of other pot. Took NO effort at all to trim four 14-site turbo gardens full of it. Good job hubby!

 

[Duplicate]

When your idea of "mood lighting" consists of HID lamps.

 

[supermanlives]

when weeding your yard actually means looking for weed. little fuckers pop up everywhere. this one is female

 

[supermanlives]

oops

 

[ForbiddenFruit]

When all you think about is growing. Simple

 

[OMountainMix]

And you can talk for hours on what the plan is for spooling up the next batch of clones and what you're doing for the run after that . . . . . .

There is a reason that Mr. Mountain and I get along so well . . . . . .

 

[decarboxylator]

You barely have any room left in your freezer for food because it's full of Cannabis pollen, frosty trim & seeds

haha, YUP. gotta make some hash!

 

[SELFHEMPLOYED]

when you get annoyed when people count out money 5 twenties at a time.

50 to a stack homie!

 

[GoozMan]

great thread idea

...when you ask your wife to keep buying those breastmilk freezer storage bags after the kids stop nursing...

 

[ak-51]

When both your best dreams and worst nightmares involve your grow.

An hour of work in the garden results in sticky arms, hands and chest; you now have to take a shower.

Your first reaction when seeing hardware or tools is "how can I use that in my grow?"

 

[paladin420]

When you start gettin the $$$$ L.E.O says it is woth. On the 'street'.

 

[supermanlives]

when you have more plants inside your bedroom then your entire yard

 

[mellow yellow]

when u drop a splif in the carpet and your m8 picks it out saying "its gold dust"

 

[ak-51]

When you see small buds or leaves in the carpet you just vacuum them up later, because picking them out would be too much work.

 

[paladin420]

No one to give it to

Fits in to the thread, as a matter of fact:

You might be a grower if you burn excess weed in your fire pit

I do save up enough stems to hav a bonfire with my dead friends couple times a year. Share a little bud with friends gone.