The Friction Trick

[one Q]

your dick aint big enough if youre standing ThAT close to a urinal. Im like 3feet back from that bitch... Forearm baby!

 

[supermanlives]

you can beat it , you can shake it , you can bang it one the wall . but you have to put it back in your pants for that damn last drop to fall

 

[messn'n'gommin']

you can beat it , you can shake it , you can bang it one the wall . but you have to put it back in your pants for that damn last drop to fall

Well it's mine! I can shake it as fast as I want!

 

[BlueBlazer]

Just out of curiosity . . . does the friction trick work on sharts as well?

 

[seeyouaunty]

yeah but now you have piss burned into your fingers.
and right before dinner, hope your not having pissy finger foods

lol, you don't wash your hands?

 

[ixnay007]

yeah but now you have piss burned into your fingers.
and right before dinner, hope your not having pissy finger foods

Urine is actually sterile, but your dilz ain't.. which is why you should wash your hands.

 

[robbiedublu]

By this point she would know that i'm gonna piss all over her later anyway, so why would she even care?

 

[Rysam]

had this happen several times over the years,i just get my hand back under the faucet.Then with the flick of wrist,spray the whole front of my pants .Everybody sprays water around ,when their washing up on occasion.

And as you walk out of the bathroom with an obviouos over spray around your crotch , everyone says " Hey Look! Homey pissed himself and is attempting to hide it with a sink spray"! yeah. I've been there.